Flohio Collahassee | |
|---|---|
| Born | January 1, 2000 |
| Disappeared | October 31, 2022 |
| Other names | Florida Man, Ohio's Meme |
| Known for | Being arrested in Florida in order to become a Florida man, claiming to see a U.F.O. in Ohio and Nevada, being a victim of Ohio and Florida, trying to assassinate Eminem, being a flat earther, putting pineapple on pizza, pouring the milk in before the cereal, and mixing all the Skittles and M&M's together in the 2013 annual Flat Earth convention |
Life edit
Flohio Collahassee was born on January 1st, 2000. His parents got married in April of 1996, and divorced in 2003. His dad remarried in 2009. His younger half-brother was born in 2015. He committed his first crime at the age of 13 in 2013, at the annual flat earth convention, when he mixed all the Skittles and M&M's together, which got him 50 hours of community service. He tried to assassinate Eminem in 2019, which got him arrested. He was sentenced to 69 years in prison. He broke out 420 days later, in 2020, and is currently #1 on the F.B.I. most wanted list.
Alien sighting edit
On December 11, 2016, Collahaassee was on vacation in Las Vegas, when he reported to see a U.F.O.. Nobody believed him. When he retuned to his mom's house in Cleveland, Ohio on Christmas, he once again reported a U.F.O.. Once again, no on believed him.
2022 manhunt edit
October edit
Halloween edit
A policeman tracked Collahassee down in October of 2022. Collahassee ran away on Halloween of the same year. At 3:15:23 A.M. E.S.T., on October 31, 2022, police came to arrest Collahassee. Fortunately, the police came too late, as Collahassee already left 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000007 seconds before the police arrived, according to his half-brother. Collahassee is currently missing and on the run. A 3-year old fatherless kid, Seriea Umberto Rejkison Ierye the 3rd, was thought to be kidnapped by Collahassee, as he was reported missing 77 seconds after Collahassee ran away.
Human Skull edit
Collahassee's pickup truck was found abandoned 2.7 miles (4.35 km) away from his house. A human skull was found inside the pickup truck, which, unfortunately, was not Seriea Umberto Rejkison Ierye the 3rd's skull.
November edit
Encounter with Rayson Hooker edit
On November 2, Collahassee found his way to Columbia, South Carolina. There, he went to former child actor, Rayson Hooker, who is now a 79-year old's mansion. Collahassee wanted to kidnap Rayson. Collahassee would have been successful, except one thing stopped him - Rayson was mad as hell that you could have heard his screams from more than a mile away. It turns out, Rayson wanted to create a Blooket account so he can play Blooket with his grandson, but Blooket too his last name, "Hooker", as a bad word. Rayson got extremely mad, and it didn't help that he saw Collahassee trying to break into his mansion. Rayson scared Collahassee off with a shotgun, and then called the police.
Skull identified edit
On November 3, the police found it who put the skull there. When the skull was being analyzed, the police found finger prints of 34-year old Kim Jong-Kong, a South Korean man. It turned out, Jong-Kong killed his mom, 59-year old Ko Hong-yui, and that is whose skull it was. Kong buried the body, and decided to hide the skull in Collahassee's pickup truck, so police would think it would have been Collahassee who killed his mom. Collahassee fled the pickup truck, but Kong didn't see if Ierye was with him.
Indian grocery store edit
On 8:46:33 A.M., E.S.T. in the same day, Collahassee was spotted in an Indian grocery store. When the police checked the camera, Collahassee was trying to rob the store. Collahassee pointed a gun at the store's cashier, 17-year old Yash Patel. Collahassee made Patel give him all the money. When Collahassee found out Patel didn't give him all the money, he shot Patel, instantly killing him. Collahassee immediately fled the scene, but not before a hermit took his picture, and posted it on 4chan. The picture got taken down 3 hours later. The police brought in the hermit for questioning. The hermit says that Collahasse got in a blue 10th or 11th generation Toyota Corolla and sped off, but he didn't see if Ierye was with him.
Seriea Umberto Rejkison Ierye the 3rd edit
On November 8th, Seriea Umberto Rejkison Ierye the 3rd was found. Apparently, he wasn't even lost. The mom, 32-year old Lisa Ierye just wanted fame. A news reporter didn't care, and called CPS on Ierye for using her child.
Toyota Corolla identified edit
On November 15, a 10th generation Toyota Corolla was found 3 miles, or 4.8 km away from Rayson Hooker's property. This is most likely the car the hermit was talking about.
Attempted Hobo Murder edit
On Thanksgiving, Collahassee was at Bedford,Virginia, when he ran into hobo Ben Dover, who Collahassee previously assaulted in 2017. Collahasse immediately recognized him, took out a knife, and stabbed him twice in the back. Dover survived and dragged himself to the police station. When the police arrived where Dover told them Collahasse stabbed him, Collahasse was long gone. All that was left was an enormous kitchen knife that had blood on it.
Dover was rushed to the hospital
December edit
Christmas Eve shoot-out edit
For much of December, his whereabouts were not known. Then on Christmas Eve, a local Arlington,Virginia cop, Moe Lester, spotted Collahasse rummaging through a Mcdonald's dumpster, with who seemed to be Quandale Dingle, and EDP445.
A passerby, LeMickey James, called the cops, and went to his car and got his desert eagle out. When Lester and James confronted Collahasse, Dingle, and EDP445, they each pulled out Submachine guns and started to shoot. Lester called for backup and the shootout began. After an hour, a mysterious White Luton van appear, the driver was wearing a mask, but he was later identified as local rapper Snoopard Doggett. Collahasse and EDP445 got in the van and the van sped off.
Dingle however was shot trying to get in the van, arrested, and sent to jail. The police had only 3 injuries.
Snoopard Doggett incident edit
After Doggett dropped Collahasse and EDP445 off, he went into hiding. On December 29, Doggett arrived to a LGBTQ+ nightclub, where he was shot dead around 2:39 A.M. local time. By the time police came, it was too late.
It was thought that Collahasse ordered Doggett's death so he didn't have to give money to Doggett for his services. There where 2 suspects who look like the murder. Their names are "Chris Peacock", who is 40 years old, and "Mike Ockburns", who is 19 years old. They were in police custody for questioning.
January edit
Conviction for the murder of Snoopard Doggett edit
On January 1st, 2023 (which was also the day of Collahasse's 23rd birthday), the police found evidence to support that Ockburns did the crime. They didn't find any evidence against Peacock, so Peacock was released of police custody.
Ockburns claimed that he did it alone to "act cool", and he never met Collahasse before.
People who were already arrested edit
The 5 people who are already arrested are:
The police arrested his step-mom for not reporting Collahasse to the police. The step-sister was off on college, and had no idea Collahassee was there.
Kim Jong-Kong was arrested for killing his mom and putting her skull in Collahassee's pickup truck. Kong was sentenced to 9 years in prison.
Lisa Iyere was arrested by CPS for using her child for attention.
Quandle Dingle was arrested for not turning Collahassee into the police and assisting him.
Mike Ockburns was arrested for the murder of Snoopard Doggett.
When he is caught edit
When Collahassee will be caught, he will be sentenced to death immediately. The police won't care if he is in the middle of a synagogue , or outside while it is sleeting - they just want to execute him one way or another, even if it means hanging or burning him at stake. They will even set up a guillotine if they have no other choice.
Personal Life edit
He lived in Miami, Florida. His dad passed away due to COVID-19 on June 18, 2020. He lives with his step-mom, older step-sister, and younger half-brother. When he escaped prison, he first found his way to New York, and he disappeared. He eventually found his way back to his step-mom's house.
Crimes he committed and their punishments edit
2013 edit
Mixing all the Skittles and M&M's together edit
50 hours of community service
2015 edit
Pouring the milk before the cereal edit
"The belt" from his dad
Putting pineapple on pizza while on a vacation in Italy edit
Grounding from his mom
Driving under 16 edit
Wasn't caught, so he is off scott-free
2017 edit
Assaulting hobo Ben Dover edit
Lemon in eyes, a scar from Ben Dover, and 3 months in juvie
2018 edit
Pirating Minecraft edit
His device being infected by a computer virus
Trying to get free Robux edit
9-year old Roblox account being banned
Declaring himself a flat earther in a round earther convention edit
A beating from the audiance
2019 edit
Trying to assassinate Eminem edit
69 years in prison
2020 edit
Escaping prison edit
No longer having a dad
Hacking a zoom call edit
He wasn't caught, so he is off scott-free
2021 edit
Bribing a policeman when he was caught edit
He wasn't caught, so he is off scott-free
2022 edit
Finding out people's locations in omegle edit
Getting IP banned