Talk:Toni Polster

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I FIRST ENCOUNTERED TONY POLSTER IN THE 1998 WORLD CUP. ME AND MY FRIENDS IN ENGLAND WERE IMMEDIATLY SHOCKED AND SUPPRISED AT THE AT THE ENORMITY OF HIS MULLET HAIRSTYLE AND HIS FINELY GROOMED TASH. ONLY AFTER RECOVERING FROM THAT INITIAL BOMBSHELL,HIS 'PELE ESQ' FOOTBALL SKILLS WERE REVEALED TO US ALL. A LEGEND WAS BORN AND A FAN CLUB WAS SET UP IMMEDIATLY IN THE LANCASHIRE FOLD TAVERN IN MIDDLETON GREATER MANCHESTER. FAN CLUB PRESIDENT JUSTIN NOLAN DEVOTES ALL OF HIS SPARE TIME SIGNING ON MORE MEMBERS EACH WEEK AS THE CLUB GROWS EVER LARGER. JUSTIN,SPEAKING FROM HIS CELL IN BROADMOOR SECURE HOSPITAL OFFERED THIS COMMENT:TONY HAS BEEN SUCH A HUGE PART OF MY LIFE AND WE NOW HAVE LITERALY DOZENS OF MEMBERS. I HAVE NOW GROWN A TASH AND AM NOW SPORTING A MULLET OF GIGANTIC PROPORTIONS.

Cool story, bro. As much as I hate to burst your bubble Justin Nolan might want to break out the razor as here is Toni in action at France 98 and his top lip is smooth as a baby's. He might want to ask the boys at Broadmoor if they can send an optician in :D Keresaspa (talk) 02:24, 5 February 2012 (UTC)Reply
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