Below are the userboxes that I have chosen to describe me in detail. Please remember that I do not add them for the sake of it. They are all true regarding myself, whether they be humourous or not.

Language

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Languages

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Non-ISO Languages

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Dialects

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Ciphers, games, and other English linguistic phenomena

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1337 (Leetspeak)
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1337-0This user has no idea what 1337 is or prefers to contribute using proper words.




pig (Pig Latin)
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pig-0Isthay ersonpay oesday otnay understandway Igpay Atinlay.



Rot13
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Rot13-0Guvf hfre qbrf abg haqrefgnaq Ebg13 (be haqrefgnaqf vg jvgu pbafvqrenoyr qvssvphygl).




Ubbi (Ubbi Dubbi)
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Ubbi-1Thubis ubusuber cuban spubeak uba bubasubic lubevubel ubof Ububbubi Dububbubi.




IntS (Internet slang)

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IntS-0This user has no interest in Internet slang, or talks like an offline person.




Jargons

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blz (Blazon)

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blz-0This user doesn't understand, or wish to understand any blazon.




Programming/computer languages

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ASCII
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ASCII-0This user does not understand ASCII.




EBCDIC
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EBCDIC-0This user does not understand EBCDIC.




Constructed languages

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ith (Ithkuil)

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ith-0Uxhalár abvileqtúkt eluirtkʰuikt, axhalûmfíňň qei ‾mröruiwa.




nws (Newspeak)

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nws-0This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.




blksp (Black Speech of Mordor)

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blksp-0This user doesn't know any of the Black Speech of Mordor and most likely has never even read The Lord of the Rings.





Droog (Nadsat)

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Nds-0This droog knows nothing about Nadsat.




Trn (Troscann)

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trn-0This user has no idea how to speak Troscann but knows what it is.




Uryuomoco

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ury-0Chyuc acol jeoc meg amjolcgumja Uryuomoco (el amjolcgumjc yug quyuch semcyujoluvro jyuhhyusargi).




Wdk (Wenedyk)

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Wdk-0This user has no idea how to speak Wenedyk but can tell you where it's from.




Other

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Guitar

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Guitar-1This user is a beginner guitar player.





en (English)

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en-B (Bullshit)
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BS-5This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit.





en-L (Lazy English)
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LE-1This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.





fgn (Foreign)
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fgn-1This user can scrape by in at least one dialect of foreign.




gb (Gibberish/Simlish)
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gb-5Dzh uuzzar speekz gbrsh attteh pprrrraaahhffaaasssshaanaaaall llvll.




gb-nDsh uuzzr ízzzá nããããæætívvv speekrrróv Gbrsh.




ubx (Userbox)
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ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.





ot (Wants to learn other languages)
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...This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.




dlph (Dolphin)
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dlph-0This user cannot speak, has considerable difficulty speaking, or does not wish to speak dolphin.




sar (Sarcasm)
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sar-5This user is an expert at picking up on sarcasm, as well as making sarcastic remarks.




Profanity
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The Muppet Show's Swedish Chef (Bork! Bork! Bork!)

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chef-0Zees user-a duesn't speek zee Cheffspeek. Bork Bork Bork!




Interests

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Animals

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Birds

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 This user likes kiwis (not the fruit).




 This user tends to like chicken, a little bit too much.





Domestic Cats

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 This user has a pet cat.




 
This user is a cat lover.





 This user believes that cats are NOT food.

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Other Animals

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 This user thinks sheep are cute.




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 This user never wants to see the image on the left again.





Aviation

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Pilot

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Airplane

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 This user has no interest in ever learning to fly!




Hot air ballooning

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  This user wants to go hot air ballooning.  




Cars

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General

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No LicenseThis user doesn't have a
driver's license.




  This user is a car enthusiast.





 This user is a luxury sedan enthusiast.




 This user is a BMW enthusiast.




  This user owns or wants to own a BMW M3.





Ford

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FordThis user is a Ford enthusiast.





 This user has an interest in Ford Mustangs.




Lamborghini

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 This user loves the Lamborghini Gallardo.





Colors

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RedThis user loves the colour red.





Green

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G This user's favourite colour is Green.





Blue

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BlueThis user loves the colour blue.





Purple

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IndigoThis user loves the colour indigo.





Black or gray

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  This user gets a funny taste in his mouth when they see the color gray.





Other

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  This user likes all of the colors.




Comedy

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General

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XDThis user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.




 This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.




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  Actually, the Internet is serious business.





Type of Comedy

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ALLThis user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.




People

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General Comedian

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fan-2This user is a big fan of the comedian Harry Secombe.




fan-2This user is a big fan of the comedian Spike Milligan.




fan-3This user thinks that Peter Sellers is the greatest comedian of all time.




General Character

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fan-3This user thinks that Neddie Seagoon is the greatest character of all time.




fan-2This user is a big fan of the character Eccles.




fan-2This user is a big fan of the character Count Jim Moriarty.




fan-2This user is a big fan of the character Major Bloodnok.




fan-2This user is a big fan of the character Hercules Grytpype-Thynne.




fan-2This user is a big fan of the character Bluebottle.




Computing

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General

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 This user is interested in computer engineering.




 This user is against cyberbullying.




Comic SansThis user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.




Messaging

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@This user can be reached by email.




  This user uses
Windows Live Messenger.




Websites and services

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  This user uses Google Maps.




 This user has a Google account.




 This user is a member of Wikipedia.




Search engines

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 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.




Don't be evil This user would be lost without Google.





GThis user prefers Google over Yahoo.Y




 This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.




Mail addresses

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This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.




ISPThis user uses the email account provided by his ISP.




Hardware

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 This user contributes using a laptop.




  This user contributes using a PC.




 Put the number 25 in a calculator. Multiply by 800. Multiply by 266. Subtract 1,992. Then look at the calculator upside-down...
This user loves tricks like this.





 This user contributes with a computer that runs on a battery.





Legacy Hardware

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 This user still remembers these.




Cycling

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Cycling general

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 This user is a bicyclist.




Drink

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Beverages

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 This user drinks orange juice.




 This user drinks milk.




 This user drinks water regularly.




Coffee

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  This user does drugs.




 This user drinks tea.




Soft drinks

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FantaThis user drinks Fanta Orange.




  This user likes both kinds of sprites: video games and drinks.  




Cola
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CokeThis user likes to drink Coke on occasion.




PepsiThis user prefers Pepsi over Coca-Cola.




 This user drinks Pepsi.




Alcoholic beverages

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C2H5OH-0This user is a non-drinker.




Food

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Eating

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Eating Ethics

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 This user does not eat fish. Ever.


Eating Habits & Diets

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  This user is an omnivore.




 This user is a chocoholic.




Foods

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 This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.




 This user eats cheese.




 This user loves to eat fries, or chips.




 This user eats popcorn.




 This user eats potato chips.




 This user loves sausages.




VThis user eats Vegemite regularly.




 This user believes that a tomato is biologically a fruit, but socially a vegetable.





Fruits

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 This user eats apples.




 This user eats Granny Smith apples.




 This user eats bananas.




 This user prefers red grapes over green grapes.





 If he had his little way, this user would eat peaches every day.





 This user eats strawberries.





 This user eats tomatoes.




 This user eats watermelon.




Grains

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  This user believes that cereal is part of every nutritious breakfast, lunch, and dinner.






 This user likes
muesli.




 This user enjoys muffins.




 This user loves pancakes.




 This user loves pasta.




 This user likes Weetabix. 





Vegetables

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 This user loves eating carrots.




 This user eats green beans.




 This user eats potatoes.





 This user is afraid of mushrooms.




Meat & Eggs

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 This user loves to eat beef.




 This user eats chicken.




 This user loves hamburgers.




 This user eats steak.




Sweets

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 This user loves brownies.




 This user prefers fudge-like brownies.




 
This user loves cake.




 This user enjoys jelly beans.




 This user eats M&Ms.





Chocolate
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  This user eats chocolate every day.





 This user loves chocolate by
HERSHEY'S




Cookies
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 This user eats cookies.




Ice cream
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 This user likes Ice cream.





 Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream. To this user, there is no difference.





Restaurants

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 This user eats at Burger King.




This user eats at KFC.




 This user eats at McDonald's.




SB This user likes Starbucks.




 This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh.