If you are interested, GTH is an over the hill curmudgeon with an interest in history, politics, science, law and common sense.


I posted too many userboxes but they are fun. I got a real chuckle out of some of them.


Today is 27 April 2024
This user thinks that registration should be required to edit articles.

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This user is interested in New Zealand politics
This user wishes he could speak French to men, Italian to women, Spanish to God and German to his horse.
This user prefers a Scandinavian Union to the EU
This user enjoys the works of Alexandre Dumas.
78 This user listens to 78 RPM records.
This user is learning Spanish as a second language!
This user follows Maxim 37:
There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload."
stater This user attended Boys/Girls State
This user follows Maxim One:
Pillage, then burn.
5 This user enjoys
the poems of
William Carlos Williams
Avast there! - this user is a fan of the Hornblower novels.
This user demands you
respect my authoritah!
TAGSThis user is a fan of
The Andy Griffith Show.

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This user supports the independence of Palestine.
This user is heterosexual.
This user is interested in the Baroque period.
This user has DNA.
This user has bones.
This user supports the free and independent state of Israel.
This user supports the human rights of the religious minorities in Iran.
64This user is 64 years old.
' This user does not believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, but agrees it is as likely as creationism.
This user supports the independence of South Sudan.
' This user is proud to live in the Anglosphere.
' This user opposes denial of the Armenian Genocide.
EVOL This user accepts the theory of evolution.
This user supports international recognition of Somaliland

This user supports peaceful relations and cooperation between Armenia and Azerbaijan.
NewspaperThis user reads [[The Irish Independent|]].
NewspaperThis user reads [[The Irish Times|]].
This user is a fan of Blackadder.
This user is for racial equality.
This user listens to World Music.
This user watches C-SPAN.
This user prefers cable television over satellite television.

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This user supports Sealand.
This user supports statehood for the Northern Territory.
This user supports the independence of Taiwan and a Republic of Taiwan.
This user supports the independence of Tibet.
This user supports the conservation movement.
This user finds censorship offensive.
This user is a masculist.
This user is a Deist.
... in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.
its
it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
they
he or she
This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.
ginger aleThis user drinks ginger ale.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
File:Pistol Browning SFS.jpg This user opposes gun control with every fiber of his being.
This user believes that gun control is Hitlerian.
G This user's favorite color is green.
This user enjoys llama trekking.
This user likes horses, especially on sandwiches.
' This user supports the National Rifle Association.
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their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
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its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
This user is an online extension student at the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople.
This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid Earth, not a flat or hollow one.
This user opposes the independence of Kosovo and Metohia.
This user supports changing the Flag of Australia.
This user supports the reunification of Romania and Moldova.
C2H5OH-5This user does not stand on kegs. This user extends their hands, and kegs appear atop them.
Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
This user drinks wine only when there's no more beer.
This user just loves a good western.
This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.
This user observes Daylight Saving Time.
WPC This user will get around to being a member of the Wikipedian Procrastination Club
This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.
This user didn't know there were two Montanas, one in Bulgaria and the U.S. state.
This user has visited 46 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia.46
This user is of Swedish ancestry.

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MLB This user is a fan of Major League Baseball.
NFL This user is a fan of the National Football League.
X This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat.


This user enjoys the works of Alexandre Dumas.
This user believes Bagpipes are
underused and underappreciated.


This user supports the Labour Party (UK).
This user wishes to have an Abrams Tank.
This user knows that life is about one shot... one shot.


This user is interested in Pi.


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This user suffers from carpal tunnel syndrome.
This user is an ex-smoker.
This user asks, where have you gone, Teddy Roosevelt?
This Beverages Task Force participant enjoys cocktails.
This user prefers warm weather.
Mendel is this user's
chromeboy.
This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry.
This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.
This user is interested in Fossils.
This user is interested in Geology.
This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.
Fx
This user supports protection of the environment.
PCThis user listens to podcasts.
SWThis user has a shortwave radio.
FMThis user has an FM radio.
AMThis user has an AM radio.
This user writes short stories.
FreThis user is a Fremen.
This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes.
This user is a friend of Don Quixote.
This user supports Don Quixote, and therefore opposes the use of wind power.
Which this user is a fan of the Aubrey–Maturin series.
Big Brother is watching this user.
This user enjoys reading poetry.
This user is a bardolater.
This user adores the works of Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn.
This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.
This user enjoys the works of George Orwell.
WFThis user enjoys the works of William Faulkner.
This user enjoys reading fiction.
BC This user enjoys the works of Bernard Cornwell.
This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.
This user enjoys reading non-fiction.

This user is interested in the British Isles.
This user does not smoke.
This user is fascinated by glaciers.
This user is a railfan.
This user enjoys flower gardening.
This user is a hunter.
This user is a birder.
Four Penguins.This user knows that penguins are evil!
This user is interested in architecture.
This user is a skeptic.
This user is interested in geopolitics.
This user is interested in philately.
This user is interested in maps.
This user loves knowledge.
This user is interested in economics.
This user is interested in studying about lakes.
up Clue dnThis user is interested in Crosswords.
This user is interested in
coin collecting.
This user likes the Yangtze River dolphin.
This user's favourite animal is the Platypus.
This user has a pet dog.
CardsThis user enjoys playing card games.
S1This user is a Scrabble player.
This user plays Risk.
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
This user is a checkers player.
This user is interested in Roman Catholicism.
Blue This user enjoys The Blues.
LogoThis user is a member of CAMRA.
This user drinks English beer and ale.
This user's mind was poisoned by Spider Robinson, and has strongly preferred Old Bushmills ever since.
This user prefers the world of sparkling wines.
This user prefers Islay malts.
This user drinks cider.
RCThis user drinks RC Cola.
This user drinks Pepsi.
SThis user drinks Snapple.
This user drinks tea.
This user drinks water regularly.
This user enjoys their egg with the sunny side up.
This user prefers rare steak.
This user eats ham.
This user eats fish.
This user loves to eat beef.
This user eats potatoes.
This user eats eggplant.
This user eats green beans.
This user loves eating carrots.
This user eats beets.
This user enjoys muffins.
This user eats watermelon.
This user eats tomatoes.
This user eats strawberries.
This user eats raspberries.
PearThis user eats pears.
This user loves to eat cucumbers.
This user loves to eat pineapples.
This user eats cantaloupes.
This user eats apples.
This user has eaten Vegemite and is thankfully still alive.
This user loves sausages.
This user eats popcorn.
This user likes to eat
borscht
This user prefers a true Chicago-style hot dog. With NO ketchup.
This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.
This user prefers Chicago-style pizza.
This user likes any type of pizza so long as it comes in pairs along with a little Roman guy exclaiming "Pizza! Pizza!".
This user is a carnivore.
007This user likes martinis shaken, not stirred.
This user needs two more kills to qualify for Double-0 status.
The Ugly When this user has to shoot, he shoots. Doesn't talk.
The Good In this world, there's two kinds of users: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
LANThis user is a fan of the
Lansing Lugnuts
- Lansing Lugnuts
CFCThis user supports
Celtic FC
CHIThis user is a fan of the
Chicago Blackhawks
CHIThis user is a fan of the
Chicago Bears.
CHCThis user is a fan of the
Chicago Cubs
This user plays eight-ball.
This user sees the answers blowin’ in the wind.
This user loves the music of
Ludwig van Beethoven.
This user is of multiple ancestries.
This user is a German American.
Slavic This user is of Slavic ancestry.
This user is not British, but shares a common heritage and respects a parity of esteem between the many people of "these islands".
This user is of Alsatian ancestry.
This user respects women and rejects any violence against women.
This user suffers from Coulrophobia.
Always be wary of the clowns.


This user likes the Dogpile search engine.
5+5=10This user likes decimal.
ft-lbThis user uses American Measurements.
SI-0This user thinks the metric system is bureaucratic and inhuman.
This user thinks polar coordinates are pretty.
This user is interested in Central European history.
This user likes George Washington.
This user is interested in
the history of the United States.
This user is interested in the
American Civil War.
This user is interested in the Supreme Court of the United States.
This user is interested in the
Russian Revolution.
This user is interested in the history of the English Civil Wars.
1688This user is interested in Whig history.
This user is interested in the history of Bohemia.
This user is interested in modern Czech history.
This user is interested in the Ottoman Empire.
This user is interested in the
Parthian Dynastic Empire.
This user is interested in the Byzantine Empire.
This user is interested in the Achaemenid Dynastic Empire.
This user is interested in Pre-Islamic Arab civilizations.
This user is interested in the Crusades.
This user enjoys writing.
This user is very interested in Napoleon.
This user eats chicken.
This user loves hamburgers.
WWCNDWhat Would Chuck Norris Do?
This user is diurnal.
This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.
SC2KThis user's city is much better than Defacto's.
This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.
FirefoxThis user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
BAThis user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in History.
This user is interested in their local history.


This user admires Julius Caesar.
Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian.
This user drinks wine.
This user is a history buff.
This user enjoys classical music.
This user is a bibliophile.
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.
This user is a grognard.

User:Lawyer2b/Anti-UN

This user is a historian.
This user is a fan of
The Sopranos.
🇩🇪This user is of German ancestry.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
♂This user is male.
This user contributes using a Macintosh computer.
This user observes Daylight Saving Time.
This user is straight.
This user runs macOS.
This user contributes while using iTunes.
GenghisTheHun has an academic degreespecialist degree.
This user remembers when television programming was only in black-and-white.
sfriThis user contributes using Safari.
This user supports the peaceful reunification of the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland


HTML-0This person does not understand HTML (or understands it with difficulties, or does not want to write HTML).
This user is mixed-handed.
This user is interested in
Ancient Greece
This user drinks coffee.
This user is interested in ancient Rome.
This user is interested in the British Empire.
This user is interested in the History of France.
This user is a fan of Dune.
This user is interested in flags and emblems.
This user enjoys playing poker.
This user drinks beer.
This user eats chili.
This user is interested in political science.
This user trusts the EU about as far as they can throw it.
This user has an iPod.
This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
This user enjoys chess.
This user is an audiophile.
This user eats cheese.
This user loves oranges.
This user enjoys
pistol shooting.
This user enjoys rifle shooting.
This user enjoys shooting with muzzleloaders.
This user is attacking you with all three dice.
This user is not a number; he is a free man.
Music of the common peopleThis user enjoys folk music.
This user fancies Celtic music.
This user is interested in law.
This user enjoys country music.
This user is interested in politics.
This user is interested in religion.
This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.
This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945).
This user is an art lover.
This user is interested in maps.
This user is from Earth.
NewsThis user reads broadsheet newspapers.
This user is an omnivore.
This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.
This user is interested in the
Middle Ages.
This user can't stand hip hop music.
CIVThis user loves to play Civilization.
This user is interested in the
Sasanian Dynastic Empire.
STL This user is a fan of the
St. Louis Cardinals
CHWThis user is a fan of the
Chicago White Sox
MINThis user is a fan of the
Minnesota Twins
This user would like to wish you a happy Burns Day.
This user would like to wish you a happy Valentine's Day.


This user wishes you a happy Mardi Gras!
This user wishes you a happy Mardi Gras!
This user would like to wish you a happy Washington's Birthday.
This user would like to wish you a happy Lincoln's Birthday.
This user wishes you a Happy St. David's Day!
This user would like to wish you a happy St. Patrick's Day.
This user would like to wish you a happy April Fool's Day.
This user would like to wish you a happy April Fool's Day.
This user wishes you a happy St George's Day!
This user wishes you a happy St George's Day!
This user would like to wish you a happy Patriot's Day.
 This user would like to wish you a happy Patriot's Day.
This user would like to wish you a happy Earth Day.
This user would like to wish you a happy Earth Day.
This user would like to wish you a happy Easter.
This user would like to wish you a happy 4th of July.
This user wishes you a happy German Unity Day.
This user would like to wish you a happy Halloween.
This user would like to wish you a memorable Veterans Day.
This user wants to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving.
This user does not care about real versus artificial Christmas trees.
Dec 25This user's favorite holiday is Christmas.
This user wishes you a happy St George's Day!
mumThis user would like to wish all the mothers of the world a happy Mother's Day.
dadThis user would like to wish all the fathers of the world a happy Father's Day.
This user supports the use of personal attacks, because idiots don't need to be coddled.
Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!
PC-0 I am politically incorrect. Hence, I will use common sense and speak plainly rather than trip all over myself trying to be inoffensive.
This user is strongly opposed to all forms of eugenics.
This user is a member of Users in Defense of Userboxes and Individuality on Wikipedia.
This user is opposed to the Wiki-Police State and the rampant deletion of userboxes.

This user is part of a pro-userbox insurgency and will oppose the sysops who delete out of process. FREE THE USERBOX!