|Who are you?
||Well, I don't talk much about myself.
|Why do you create certain new pages?
||Well, I hate seeing redlinks, and I hate seeing things that should be linked to that are not.
|Why so many stubs?
||Well, I probably followed a redlink and started an article that someone else knows more about.
|Why are you occasionally argumentative?
||Well, what do you mean? What makes you think I'm argumentative?!
|Why do you even try to mediate?
||Well, there is no right way or wrong way, only my way
|Why do all your answers start with "well"
||Well, it's a deep subject...
|Why do you say you come from Ontario and Ottawa? (user submitted)
||Well, there are dozens of towns/cities named "Ottawa" in the world. I also say I'm from Canada and Ontario.
|What do your short forms mean in edit summaries?"
||Well, most are pretty standard (rv = revert, rm = remove, +cmt = add comment, +rply = add reply). The unique one is +smac which stands for "add smart-assed comment"