My userbox page. Be warned, I have a lot of userboxes.

Language edit

Majority Usage
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Correct Grammar
This user recognizes that if most people make the same grammatical "mistake", it ceases to be a mistake and becomes proper grammar, for grammar has no immutable or moral "right" or "wrong" and "correct grammar" is determined by majority usage.
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This user supports the use of the
Oxford comma.
snkThis user feels uncomfortable with both sneaked and snuck.
person,
humanity
This editor writes carefully to avoid gender neutrality issues completely.
ipa-2
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This user has an intermediate understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
 This user uses Commonwealth spelling.
BS-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Bullshit.
dm-0This user doesn't understand, or wish to understand death metal roars, screams, grunts, snarls, or growls.
webd-0This user does not understand Webdings(or understands it with considerable difficulty)
dlph-0This user cannot speak, has considerable difficulty speaking, or does not wish to speak dolphin.
sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?
1337-1Th1s us3r is 4bl3 2 c0ntr1but3 w1th 4 b451( l3v3l 0f 1337.
pig-2Isthay userway ancay ontributecay ithway anway intermediateway evellay ofway Igpay Atinlay.
IntS-2This uxor's Internet slang is k, but TBH, they're still mostly a lurker.
blz-2This user is an intermediate speaker of blazon.
ASCII-0This user does not understand ASCII.
nws-0This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise.
a lot alotThis user recognizes that linguistic change is a natural and desirable aspect of human language.
Hrkt-3
This user has an advanced understanding of the Katakana or Hiragana.
Ð ðThis user's favorite letter in the English* alphabet is Ð.
Δ δThis user's favorite letter in the Greek alphabet is Δέλτα.
{{Wiki}}This user is an intermediate writer in the MediaWiki language.
{{t|1}}This user knows roughly how a template works.
 這個用戶認為漢字簡化是好是壞取決於漢字本身。
这个用户认为汉字简化是好是坏取决于汉字本身。
This user believes that whether simplification made a character more or less beautiful depends on the character.
 This user is fascinated by Oracle bone script.
theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.
to¦<b>ly¦goThis user is proud to rightfully split infinitives.
“…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.

Wikipedia Related edit

tyop
typo
This user is a member of the
Wikipedia Typo Team.
 This user is a member of
WikiProject Lists.
 This user respects copyright and other intellectual property rights, but sometimes they can be a major pain.
 This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki".
 Because of real life, this user will be editing on and off.
  Tries!This user tries to be kind to you, and prefers you do the same. If I didn't, I'm sorry.
 This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.
 This editor is a WikiGnome.
 This user wants to make Wikipedia verifiable again.
WThis user prefers to
make cosmetic edits to Wikipedia.
GOT
MAKEUP?
D:<Nothing annoys this user more than when a teacher says that Wikipedia isn't reliable and that anybody can enter anything completely untrue that'll stay.

Real Life edit

2This user is a WikiChild.
 This user abstains from
all forms of cannabis.
pno-3This user is an advanced pianist.
 This user is a Christian, but tries not to be a hypocritical, judgmental, Bible-thumping idiot.
 This user suffers from hay fever.
uke-1This user is a novice ukulele player.
 This user has visited some of the 208 countries in the world.
 This user scored 173 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 936845310).
Sibs This user is an only child.
ZThis user is a member of
Generation Z.
 This user comes from Sydney.
This contributor to Wikipedia is male.
 This user is an Internet addict
and is ashamed of it.
 
 呢個用戶係廣東人
This user is Cantonese.
 This user knows intermediate
music theory.
 This user supports public transit.
 This user believes that their sexuality is irrelevant on Wikipedia and prefers not to disclose it.

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Trivia edit

 
This user likes the Olympic Games.
 This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.
 This user couldn't care less about football.
 This user has ridden on Sydney Trains
 This user is a bibliophile.
 This user believes that a tomato is biologically a fruit, but socially a vegetable.
 This user enjoys watching pointless animations.
VThis user eats Vegemite regularly.
 This user believes that the universe began with a big bang when God said, Let there be light.
 This user promotes efforts to counter
climate change
 This user prefers Margherita pizza, also known as Cheese pizza in America.
 This user eats cheese.
>?<This person doesn't understand how to read manga (but may like to learn to) and requires counselling after every attempt of comprehension.
Com-3This user is an advanced comedian. They might be able to hold their own at a comedy club.
KThis user loves
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts
K
QWThis user contributes using a QWERTY keyboard.
 This user loves spaghetti.
NGThis user's alignment is Neutral Good: the "Benefactor."
  This user is a redditor.
 This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
SCThis user is a Slytherclaw.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
FAThis user is Factionless.
 This user was born in the Year of the Rooster.
MThis user enjoys their steak Medium.
 This user likes
subway maps
 This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.
 This user is an egalitarian.
 This user supports
renewable energy.
 This user is right-handed.
 This user is very clumsy at contributing.

Other edit

GMT
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 This user is a stub. Please help this user expand by feeding.
 This little tag you are reading is a userbox.
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Please check back later...
 This user knows that their userboxes are disorganised but has decided that they don't really care.
 This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.
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left blank)


DHMOThis user drinks plenty of dihydrogen monoxide.
 This User believes that one can sum up one's entire political, social, and Wikipedia policies beliefs with a creative userbox, such as this one.
 This user didn't realize this was a
sad occasion.
 This user likes or is interested in userboxes and loves to collect them. 
C.G.P. This user watches CGP Grey.
 Today is 30 April 2024
:^D This user has no more userboxes.