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Tools edit
- toolforge:missingredirectsproject, a website for creating suggested redirets.
- User:Qwerfjkl/scripts, for a list of various scripts I've made.
User essays worth reading edit
(Copied from User:EEng)
- Wikipedia:Revert notification opt-out
- Wikipedia:Identifying reliable sources (history)
- Wikipedia:Presentism
- User:Ritchie333/Hit and run editors
- WP:Lies Miss Snodgrass Told You
- WP:Wikipedia is not about whining
- WP:Principle of Some Astonishment
- WP:Diffusing conflict
- Wikipedia:Criticism -- re "Criticism", "Controversy" and similar sections
- User:Ritchie333#Zen and the art of Wikipedia Maintenance
- WP:If MOS doesn't need a rule on something, then it needs to not have a rule on that thing (help invited)
- WP:Iron Law of Infobox Ubiquity
- WP:Please shoot yourself in the foot (cf. WP:Don't shoot yourself in the foot)
- Wikipedia:Noted not notable – help invited
- WP:ASSUMEGODFAITH – not (yet) worth reading, actually.
- WP:BENOTBOLD
- Wikipedia:Queen Elizabeth slipped majestically into the water
- WP:LOCATION Location, location, location! (plus WP:AREYOUBEINGSERVED)
- WP:INTOTHEWOULDS Needs to be split out
- WP:ANIFLU
Wikipedia:Editors you might confuseWP:Editors who may be confused- Wikipedia:We are not as dumb as you think we are
- User:Guy Macon/Yes. We are biased. (towards science and against pseudoscience, towards astronomy, and against astrology ...)
- User:Physchim62/Situation Normal: All FACked up re the dysfunction of the FA process
- Wikipedia:Don't call it "Wiki" – People who do are usually trouble
This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki".
- See also
Quotes edit
These quotes are random, and will change if you purge the page. (.)
<MatmaRex> and what are you suggesting i do, gather up random people from #wikipedia-XX and have them come here and shout at you in broken english? :/
And from meta:IRC/Quotes:
<Matthew_> Logs don't have IPs on Tool Labs, so that would be useless...
<Matthew_> Sorry.
<Waggie> Ah, ok. Nvmd then. :)
* MarkTraceur reads up
<MarkTraceur> Waggie: What does your network log (in developer tools) say about
that page?
<MarkTraceur> Like, did you get a 500 response or was the page truly just blank?
<snip> Several hundred lines of network logs followed over the next ten minutes.
..
<MarkTraceur> Uh oh.
* MarkTraceur kicks Waggie
<Avada_Kedavra> bad idea :\
<Matthew_> Oh wow. That is a blank page.
* LanceP grabs popcorn
<Avada_Kedavra> Lucky Sigyn and ASM aren't here
<MarkTraceur> RIP #wikipedia-en-help
<MarkTraceur> 3 days of Waggie slowly pasting request logs
<Avada_Kedavra> Well, it's evident we expect more from helpees
<tom29739> Something that may be of a little help here... xTools is broken and t
he devs are working to fix it.
<Matthew_> tom29739: Yes. Indeed.
<Matthew_> Waggie: You can stop, I've found the issue.
<tom29739> Matthew_, you're one of them, I hear.
<MarkTraceur> Matthew_: Waggie pasted in the entire request log, now it won't st
op until the log is finished
<Matthew_> tom29739: On a very low level, yes.
<Avada_Kedavra> Matthew_, there's no stopping
<Matthew_> MarkTraceur: OK dang.
<MarkTraceur> And even if there is an op here I honestly want to see the end of
this
<Avada_Kedavra> there's no end
<Avada_Kedavra> :P
<tom29739> Why don't you you just paste it in a pastebin Waggie?
<SwisterTwister> Waggie: What's with all of this?
<Matthew_> SwisterTwister: Request log trying to hit xtools...
<MarkTraceur> SwisterTwister: They posted a request log and can't stop.
</snip>
* SleepyOne is now known as KTC
* Waggie has quit (Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in)
<SwisterTwister> :O
<Matthew_> They just stopped o.O
<MarkTraceur> RIP
<tom29739> 3 days later... it's finally finished.
<SwisterTwister> What the hell happened??
<Avada_Kedavra> clever thing to do Waggie
<tom29739> ^ very.
<Avada_Kedavra> I'd have never thought of that
<Matthew_> Anyway, all I needed was the proper URL.
<Matthew_> It's a database issue. I'd need to dig into the code but I've tried
to fix this particular issue before.
* Waggie (~Waggie@wikipedia/Chrisw80) has joined
* MarkTraceur high fives Waggie
<MarkTraceur> That was the most fun I've had in -helpers in some time
<Waggie> !trout Waggie
* Helpmebot gets a special rainbow trout from the rainbow river, then smacks Wag
gie with it.
<Waggie> !whale Waggie
* Helpmebot pwns Waggie with a whale.
<SwisterTwister> Ah, finally, Waggie comes again.
<Matthew_> Waggie: I've found the issue. It's trying to hit a database server t
hat doesn't exist anymore. I can't fix it right now, but I'll look into it.
<Matthew_> https://tools.wmflabs.org/xtools/topedits/?user=Chrisw80&project=en.w
ikipedia.org
<Matthew_> Works.
<Waggie> I didn't realize for a bit that my bouncer was doling it out slowly.
<tom29739> !cluebat Waggie
* Helpmebot takes a cluebat to the back of Waggie 's head.
<tom29739> !shoots Waggie
<Waggie> I could see your chat, though.
<tom29739> !shoot Waggie
<Avada_Kedavra> even if it didn't, that's a lot of text
<tom29739> Naughty Waggie!
<MarkTraceur> Any OS in -en-help?
<Waggie> Ended up killing my bouncer to make it stop.
<Avada_Kedavra> You should've used pastebin
<Matthew_> ^
<Waggie> Yes, yes I should have.
<tom29739> I did suggest that.
* SwisterTwister is still not understanding why this happened????
<Avada_Kedavra> disconnecting your znc was a clever idea
<tom29739> Mid post though, so it probably wouldn't help.
<Waggie> tom29739, I'd already pasted it and it was all in my buffers.
<Matthew_> Waggie: Either way, it's something that's known but I haven't figure
d out how to fix yet. Sorry :/
<tom29739> !beer > Waggie
<Helpmebot> Waggie : �ACTION gives some beer to tom29739�
<tom29739> Grrr.
<tom29739> !beer Waggie
* Helpmebot pours an ice cold pint for Waggie and waits for this to all blow over
<tom29739> You'll need it after that.
<Waggie> I'm *very* sorry for my total n00b mistake.
<Waggie> I'll need more than that...
<Matthew_> It's OK :)
<Waggie> I'm never gonna live that one down. :)
<MarkTraceur> Nope
<tom29739> Never.