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Car of Polish Wikipediholic; If you have a car with "??.wikipedia.org," you will spend too much time on WP.

This is a modified version of the Wikipediholism test. It combines questions from the main and legacy tests in order to provide a more complete diagnosis of whether you're a Wikipediholic. There are 692 questions as of rev. 821953992. As long as we're going with Magic: the Gathering format names, I might as well call it the Extended version.

If you're not sure whether you are a Wikipediholic or are unsure about the amount of Wikipedihol you took, then you should take this test. Give yourself at least 15 minutes because there are around 700 questions. The point value of answering "yes" to each question is listed in parentheses ( ) at the end of the question. The higher the result, the more Wikipedihol you had!

If you have extra time, try the bonus sections to measure your Eliteness and RC. If you see URC anywhere, it is a lie and should be reported to the Universe Police.

Suggestions for new questions and modifications are of course welcome—good questions are those that measure current addiction (e.g., "have you edited a page in the last week?", not "have you ever edited a page?"), on the hypothesis that Wikipediholicism can be cured, or at least controlled to some degree. New questions should be added as #ENTRY (point value, additional notes). Standard, legacy, and modern versions are also available.

The test edit

Starter edit

Please be honest! We don't like liars!

Will you do this test? (1, we know you will)
Have you ever edited Wikipedia? (1)

How often you use Wikipedia edit

Do you typically use Wikipedia at least once a week? (1)
- ...at least once a day? (2)
Do you typically use Wikipedia for more than an hour a day? (4)
Is more than 60% of your time online spent at Wikipedia? (10)
- ...80%? (50)
- ...exactly 100%? (100)
Have you made more than 100 edits in a month? (12)
- ...1,000? (24)
- ...5,000? (48)
- ...10,000? (96)
- ...More than 20,000? (96)
Have you made more than 500 total edits? (1)
- ...1,000? (2)
- ...5,000? (4)
- ...10,000? (8)
- ...50,000? (16)
Have you reached your 50% of your previous number of edits per month? (-5, but it's probably for the best)
- 100%? (1)
- 200%? (5)
Do you have Wikipedia bookmarked? (4)
Is Wikipedia set as your home page? (15)
Is Wikipedia in your browser's search bar? (9)
Did a Wikipedia page end up in your "most visited pages" list? (2)
- In the top rank? (10)
- Was it this test? (10)
Have you had Wikipedia open in more than one window/tab at a time? (2)
- More than five? (5, OH!)
- More than ten? (12, DANG!!)
Have you used Wikipedia on more than one browser at a time? (16)
- Is one of those browsers Internet Explorer? (-1 eliteness, switch to ~~Firefox~~ ~~Chrome~~ ~~Opera~~ anything (just not IE!) immediately)
Do you think you're using a significant portion of Wikipedia's bandwidth? (5)
From how many locations or devices did you visit Wikipedia the past 30 days? (1 per machine)

Where you use Wikipedia edit

Do you read Wikipedia over a public wireless Internet connection? (2)
- Do you edit Wikipedia articles while over such a connection? (4)
- Is that connection in a restaurant? (6)
  - ...Do you edit Wikipedia while waiting for your meal? (8)
  - ...During your meal? (20)
  - ...While eating? (25)
  - ...One hand on the keyboard, and one on your food? (100—that's it, we're driving you down to the next Wikiclinic for treatment.)
  - Do you stop eating to edit Wikipedia and then throw your meal away, because it spoiled while you were editing? (50—you're a junkie)
  - Did you pick that restaurant because of the free WiFi? (5)
Do you use Wikipedia when you are waiting for a flight? (10)
Are you on an aircraft with wireless access to the Internet during flight? (5)
- ...because you can edit on Wikipedia on it? (25)
- Are you eating your meal on said flight while taking this test or writing an article? (50)
- Did you choose this flight over another because of the access to Wikipedia? (100 plus a point for every $10 more you paid for this flight than the one you would have taken)
Have you ever edited an article on Wikipedia while paying long distance charges to connect to the Internet? (5)
Have you ever edited Wikipedia while taking a bath because you found it made the experience even more relaxing? (5)
Have you ever edited Wikipedia in different countries? (5)
- Have you ever edited Wikipedia from Soviet Russia? (10)
  - While in Soviet Russia, Did Wikipedia Edit YOU!!? (50)
    - Did you travel to Soviet Russia just to edit Wikipedia from there? (-5, Sorry no reimbursements on flights)

Devices used to edit Wikipedia edit

Do you edit Wikipedia on a laptop? (1)
- Did your laptop's fan go on by itself while you were on Wikipedia? (2)
- Did your laptop melt (or show serious signs of melting) while you were editing Wikipedia? (100 points and a new computer fan)
Do you edit Wikipedia with a mobile phone or tablet? (2)
- ...Because you can't wait until you get access to a PC to add some obscure fact to Wikipedia? (4)
- If you have any devices that run on iOS, do you own the Official Wikipedia app? (2)
  - Did you just buy an iPod Touch/iPad/iPhone just to get the wiki app? (16, impressive)
Have you ever edited Wikipedia on a video game system? (10 for each one)
Have you bought a second monitor so you could edit Wikipedia more efficiently? (25)
Have you ever edited Wikipedia so much that you broke your computer and had to buy a new one? (1000, very addicted)

When you use Wikipedia edit

Are you not getting enough sleep because of time on Wikipedia? (9)
Are you sleeping during the day (as of 8 AM) because you edited Wikipedia overnight? (5 points, plus overslept time in hours)
Do you forget to think twice before you say something to real people but re-check a hundred times what you have typed in before posting your comment in a talk page? (5)
Have you edited before 6:30 a.m.? (6)
Have you edited until 4 a.m.? (2)
- ...until 6 a.m.? (4)
- ...until 8 a.m. or later? (7)
After reading the last question, did you give yourself 13 points because it is always 4, 6, or 8 a.m. somewhere? (13 for cleverness :))
Do you edit Wikipedia at night (i.e. after midnight) consuming drinks to keep you up? (2)
Do you hold Wikipedia Nights, that is, nights when you intentionally go to bed late, after spending n hours editing Wikipedia? (5)
- Do you get people to join you in such an event? (10)
Do you edit articles in your sleep? (17)
When you wake up in the night and can't get back to sleep due to some nagging worry do you get up and start working on Wikipedia so that you will get tired and have something relaxing to fill your mind when you go back to bed? (2)
- ...Did it work? (40)
Have you ever edited Wikipedia during a thunderstorm? (50 and 1 eliteness, very risky though)
Have you ever edited Wikipedia when you were in a hurricane? (100, super risky, and the window of your house could have broken)
- ... editing the article about the hurricane? (10 for your contribution to current events)
- ... creating the article about the hurricane? (20, even better)

What you do on Wikipedia edit

Do you start new articles? (2)
Do you request that articles be created, improved, expanded, or deleted? (1 for each)
- Do you fulfill such requests? (2)
Have you requested a new software feature, or reported a bug, in the last few weeks? (2)
Do you make redirect pages? (1)
Have you ever moved a page? (2)
Do you have an urge to edit this nonexistent article? (1)
- Did you immediately try to create the above nonexistent article? (5)
  - Did you get mad because it was salted? (10)
Have you in your impatience for others to edit an article, brought an article all the way from a stub to featured article status? (10)
Have you ever de-orphaned an article? (5)
Have you ever made a test edit on the Sandbox? (2, good job)
- In article space?! (-2 and -1 eliteness, no comment, also, get out.)
- Have you made a regular edit in the Sandbox? (1, that was pointless.)
Have you edited two pages at the same time? (40, great)
Have you uploaded images to Wikimedia Commons? (5, nice)
Have you had an image of yours used in the media? (10)
Have you used Wikipedia as a strategy guide for a video game? (55, and good luck with that)
Have you used Wikipedia to learn a board game? (10)
Have you ever edited a Wikipedia in a language that is not one of the official languages of your native country? (10)
Do you belong to a WikiProject? (2)
- 5 or more? (10)
- 10 or more? (20)
Have you ever created a WikiProject? (25)
Have you ever wanted to edit someone else's edit summaries? (1)
- Have you ever wanted to edit your own edit summaries? (2)
- Do you see edit summaries as a waste of time that could be spent editing? (10)
Do you have a text file filled with Wikipedia templates? (4)
- Do you not have to because you have all your templates on userpage subpages? (5)
- Do you just know all of the Wikipedia templates? (10)
Do you read the Signpost? (5)
- Do you write for the Signpost? (25)

Deletion edit

Have you ever nominated an article for deletion at XfD? (3)
Have you ever nominated an article for speedy deletion? (2)
- More than 10? (15)
- More than 100? (100)
- Are you a new page patroller? (50)
- Have you memorized all of the CSD criteria? (75)
  - Or just a handful? (10)
If you're an administrator, have you ever deleted a page? (10)
Have you ever proposed an article for deletion with the PROD template? (2)
Have you ever contested a PROD on an article you had nothing to do with, but disagree with the PROD? (10)
Do you scramble to G11 advertisements off wiki and then realize you're not on Wikipedia? (5)
- Did you do it to have a better CSD log? (10)

Administrative positions edit

Are you a...
- Pending Changes Reviewer? (20)
- Rollbacker? (25)
- New Page Reviewer? (30)
- Extended Mover? (30)
- Template editor? (40)
Have you ever requested to be a sysop? (50)
- Did it close per WP:SNOW or WP:NOTNOW? (-20, keep editing and maybe you'll become an admin next time)
Are you a sysop? (100)
Do you actually have sysop powers on more than one Wikipedia? (200)
Have you ever requested to be a bureaucrat? (150)
Are you a bureaucrat? (300)
Are you a checkuser or oversighter? (150 for each)
Do you help out on the reference desk on a regular basis? (10)
Are you on the Mediation Committee? (100)
Are you on the arbitration committee? (500 — why are you reading this? Go arbitrate!)
Are you a steward? (1000)
Have you ever participated in an WP:RFA? (5)
- More than 25? (50)

Special pages edit

Do you check new pages every week? (1)
- Do you check new pages every day? (3)
Do you check Recent Changes every week? (1)
- Do you check Recent Changes every day? (2)
Do you check Recent Changes more than ten times a day? (5)
Do you have Recent Changes bookmarked? (1)
Do you have Recent Changes set as your start page? (12)
Do you check your watchlist every week? (1)
- Do you check your watchlist every day? (2)
- Do you check your watchlist more than ten times a day? (4)
Do you have your watchlist set as your start page? (8)
Do you have more than 20 items in your watchlist? (1)
- ...More than 100? (2)
- ...More than 1000? (4)
- ...More than 10,000? (8)
Do you click on "Random Page" at least once a day (or just because you're bored)? (2)
- When you click "Random Page" do you, more often than not, find an article you have edited? (30)
  - ...Written? (100)
Have you ever gotten the same random page twice in a row? (300)
- ...Three times in a row? (1000)

Main Page edit

Do you try to keep up to date with the main page? (15, good!)
Are you sick and tired of news that isn't updated? (7, we feel the same.)
Do you check on the news every once in a while? (3, good)
Do you use an alternative version of the main page? (10)

Wikimedia foundation edit

Did you translate the Wikipedia software? (30)
Did you program part of it? (200)
Did you buy a Wikipedia T-shirt? (5)
...specifically to get the 5 points? (10)
...prior to the existence of shop.wikipedia.org? (20, but only physical shirts count)
Did you donate money to Wikipedia? (3)

User pages edit

Do you have your own User page? (2)
- Do you edit it at least once a month? (3)
  - ... at least once a fortnight? (4)
    - ... at least once a fortnite? (14, you can't be serious)
  - ... at least once a week? (5)
  - ... at least once a day? (8)
Do you have a user subpage? (7)
Have you ever edited another user's user page (not vandalize)? (3)
Does your talk page have an archive? (5, plus 1 for each archive after the first)
- Do you have a total of more than 100 posts on your talkpage? (50)
- ... more than 1000? (500)
Does your user page/subpage have userboxes? (2)
- ... more than 10? (15)
- ... more than 100? (100)
Have you ever created a userbox? (5)
Have you ever seen a userbox you created on someone else's user page/subpage? (30)
Have you ever gotten a barnstar? (20 plus 10 for each additional barnstar)
Have you ever created a barnstar? (50)

Vandalism edit

Have you ever vandalized Wikipedia? (1, but -3 eliteness)
Have you ever reverted vandalism? (1)
- ... more than 10 times? (10)
- ... more than 100 times? (30)
- ... more than 1000 times? (100)
Have you ever warned a vandal? (3, good job)
Have you ever reported a vandal to WP:AIV? (5)
Have you ever been blocked? (-5 and -1 eliteness)
- For edit-warring? (1, this is a symptom of Wikipediholism but we don't want to encourage people to do it just to get the points)
- For vandalism? (-10 and -1 eliteness)
Do you use tools like Huggle, Igloo, STiki, or Twinkle? (20 for each)
Are you a dog and vandalize Wikipedia? (-1 eliteness, you're one smart dog)
Are you a sockpuppet? (10, but -2 eliteness)
- Or are you a legitimate alt account? (20 and 2 eliteness, good job following the rules)
Are you a sock puppet? (1, how are you taking this test?)

Bots edit

Do you run a bot? (50, per bot)
Have you written a bot? (100, for each)
Do you know what ClueBot NG is? (5, ok)
- Do you race ClueBot NG to revert vandalism? (15)
  - Do you beat it? (5, impressive)
Do you think you're a bot? (500)

Technical stuff edit

Do you know how to make italic and bold text? (1)
- Do you use <b> and <i>? (-3, this is why we use wiki software)
  - How about <img>? (-5, upload that image first)
  - <a href ... >? (-10, are you attempting to spam?)
Do you use the shortcut keys when using Wikipedia? (2)
- Do you hit Alt+X (or its equivalent on your keyboard) more than any other shortcut key? (3)
Can you use LaTeX syntax? (10)
- With ease? (60)
Do you know how template macro substitution works? (100)
- Have you ever used it before? (200)
Have you ever learned a programming language specifically to use it on Wikipedia? (40)

How Wikipedia has affected you edit

Did you stop using your printed encyclopedia and start using this one instead? (2)
- Did you throw away your printed encyclopedia? (2)
  - Did you destroy your printed encyclopedia? (2)
Have you ever been reading a book and found information which you immediately added to a Wikipedia article? (3)
Have you ever bought a CD, movie, video game, book or other media product so you can write the article, scan the cover and upload it to Wikipedia? (5)
- ... and have you paid full price or even bought it costlier from a second-hand retailer for it? (8)
Is something you have thought was important, such as social life, career or studies, suffering because you spend so much time on wikipedia? (10)

Physical behavior edit

Do you talk in Wikipedia markup code? (2)
- ...Every day? (50)
Do you occasionally promote Wikipedia, either in person or by mentioning it on social media, IRC, forums or message boards, web pages, mail signatures, etc.? (2 for each promotion)
- ...Every day? (5)
Do you find yourself writing regular text using Wikipedia link and layout conventions? (3)
Do you argue that contributions to Wikipedia are "productive" or "useful"—unlike "wasting time" playing games or watching football? (5)
Do you wake up in the night in a cold sweat wondering whether your latest submission was truly written from the NPOV? (6)
Do you curse out loud upon waking and realizing that you have to make all those edits over again? (2)
- ...Or are the edits actually still there...? (200, plus the Randi prize)
When you see abbreviations such as TW, GA and FA in real life, do you interpret them with their Wikipedia meanings? (8)
Do you use terms like "dab", "lk", "sp", "revert", "blanking", "content", "NPOV", or other terms in their Wikipedia sense in unrelated contexts? (2)
- When someone says "dab" outside of a Wikipedia context, do you immediately think "disambiguation"? (10)
Have you ever signed any email with ~~~~? (1 point for every email you signed with ~~~~)
Have you broken some sort of rule just to visit Wikipedia? (6)
When you applied for community service, did you volunteer to "revert vandalism"? (15)
- Have you ever thought about applying for community service to volunteer to "revert vandalism"? (20)
Have you frowned upon a decision that was made in real life by a vote, because polling is not a substitute for discussion? (20)

Social life edit

Has your Wikipedia contribution style/philosophy (ex. WikiGnome, deletionism, anti-deletionism,...) shaped your real life personality and philosophy? (15)
Do you judge people you know in "real life" partly on the basis of their Wikipedia contributions? (6)
Do you think quality of contributions to Wikipedia is an important criterion in choosing a partner for a close relationship? (17 and a crash course in dating)
Have you ever met another Wikipedian in "real life"? (2)
Have you ever browsed Wikipedia while communicating with your significant other? (5)
Have you told your significant other something on Wikipedia while communicating with them? (10)
- ...Was he or she impressed? (5)
- ...Or bored? (-5)
- ...Or did he or she tell you to shut up? (-20)
Have you ever argued with anyone over Wikipedia's accuracy? (5)
- ...Did you win? (10)
- ...Did you win, but you were the one saying it was not accurate? (-15)
Do you find yourself caught up in Wikipedia discussions a lot? (14)
- ...more than real-life discussions? (36)
Has anyone ever called you a "Walking Wikipedia"? (20)
- Did you get the knowledge that resulted in this title from "reliable" non-Wikimedia sources? (-20, have more faith)
Do you regularly use Wikipedia as a metaphor for life ("Hmm, I shouldn't have gone to a level three warning there")? (50)
Have you ever recommended Wikipedia to any of your real family or friends? (4)
- Did they join Wikipedia and contribute? (8, for each person)

Education edit

Have you ever missed a deadline for a school/work assignment because you were too busy editing Wikipedia? (15)
Have you learned a new language or improved in one you already knew for the primary purpose of being able to read the Wikipedia in that language? (6)
- ...Or for some other reason, such as picking it up where you left it x-many years ago? (2)
Have you ever used Wikipedia to further school or work related projects? (10, good for you)
Do you sneak mobile devices into class because you want to read or edit Wikipedia? (40)
- ...Did the teacher catch you using your mobile device and punish you? (20)
- ...Or did the teacher commend you for reading/editing Wikipedia? (100)
- ...Because the teacher is a Wikipedian? (55)
Have you spent time editing Wikipedia instead of working on an essay or important written assignment? (3, plus half the percentage of points you missed on that assignment)
- ... In class? (5)
Have you ever failed a class because of Wikipedia? (We will pass you! 100)
When writing something for school or work, do you often start trying to add internal links (or other Wiki formatting code) to it? (50)
Are you late to school because you are too busy editing Wikipedia? (25, but show some discipline!)

Wikibreaks edit

Have you taken a WikiBreak and you were "successful"? (-20)
- ... or did you come back immediately during your Wikibreak? (20)
  - ... but pretended it still counted because you only checked your watchlist and did not edit? (5)
Have you ever publicly declared that you've quit Wikipedia but found yourself lingering about anyway? (7)
Have you ever used the Javascript Wikibreak Enforcer, because you knew you wouldn't be able to stay away otherwise? (30)
- Did you panic as soon as you hit the save key after setting it? (20)
Have you ever attempted to leave Wikipedia for good? (-100, mean)
- Did you fail? (50)

Wikipedia knowledge edit

Do you know who Jimbo Wales is? (10)
- Are you Jimbo Wales? (100000)
- Or are you a Jumbo Whale because you never get any exercise because you are always on Wikipedia? (100)
Do you know who Larry Sanger is? (15)
- Do you know what the other 2 Wikipedia clones he founded are? (50, but stick to Wikipedia please!)
- Are you Larry Sanger? (50000)
Do you know what WoW stands for? (30)
- Do you know who WoW is because you are WoW? (-1000000 points ON WHEELS!^[1], and -100 eliteness)
- Do you argue that this question isn't fair because WoW also refers to World of Warcraft? (10)
Do you know where the Wikimedia Foundation is based? (10)
- Do you live near it? (200)
- Do you know where its servers are? (50)
  - Did you move there to get the points? (1000 and a moving van)
Do you know when Wikipedia was founded? (2)
Did you know there is a Wikipedia:Trading card game? (50)
- Are you/Did you help design the game? (100)
Were you involved in creating one of the Wikipedia movies (see WP:FUN)? (200)
Have you visited The end of Wikipedia? (1)

Wikipedia opinions edit

Have you ever thought about the social impact of Wikipedia? (15)
Do you think Wikipedia will be better than every other encyclopedia soon? (2)
- ... or do you think it already is? (3)
Have you ever written a book about Wikipedia? (300)
- Was it notable enough to get a Wikipedia article? (100)
  - Did you write the article? (30, but check WP:COI)
    - ... then have someone correct a slip you made in the article? (5)
  - Did you call the book Main Page? (-1 eliteness, for making disambiguation a mess)
Did you get very upset that Wikipedia was going to be closed down on January 18 2012? (50)
- As the closure only applied to the English language Wikipedia, did you make sure that you knew of Wikipedias in other languages to get you through January 18 2012, mentioned on List of Wikipedias? (50)
- Did you go through the tedious process of typing ?banner=none after every url you visited? (100, you're really dedicated to the cause)

Non-Wikipedia sites edit

Do you subscribe to a Wikimedia mailing list (e.g. WikiEN-l, Wikimedia-l)? (2)
- Do you actually read that mailing list? (20)
- Do you find yourself refreshing the mailing list, hoping that something new has arrived? (5)
  - Or do you have an automatic notifier, and laugh because you only have to refresh whenever the notifier tells you to? (7)
Have you ever looked for the "Edit" link on an ordinary Web page? (8)
Are you surprised when you click on a normal link and it doesn't take you to a Wikipedia article? (10)
Have you joined a Wikipedia(ns) community on a non-Wikipedia website? (30)
Have you ever had a notification on a social media and assumed it was that one of your Wikipedia edits was reverted? (4)

Other wikis edit

Are you an editor of Fandom? (10)
- Have you been editing since it was just called Wikia? (30)
  - Do you think Fandom is a terrible name? (1 eliteness)
    - Because it doesn't sound like Wikipedia? (42)
    - Do you think this question violates WP:NPOV? (10)
  - Have you been editing since it was called Wikicities? (1000)
- Did you set your Wikia skin to Monobook so that it felt more like Wikipedia? (25)
  - Are you mad that Wikia got rid of Monobook? (5)
Are you an editor of Uncyclopedia? (20)
- Do you vandalize Uncyclopedia? (-1, how is that possible?)
Did you edit WikiWikiWeb? (100)
- ...before Wikipedia existed? (1000)
Are you an editor of TV Tropes? (15)
Have you made your own wiki? (100)
- With MediaWiki? (40)
- Do you promote Wikipedia on your wiki? (20)

Meta edit

Is your score high? (-10, be in the game!)
Is your score low? (10, you need more!)
- Are you lying? (-10, liar)
Are you depressed that there aren't enough questions in the test? (30, seriously?)
Were you distracted by other Wikipedia pages for at least 15 minutes while you were taking this test? (10)
- ... 30 minutes? (30)
- ... an hour? (50)
Are you going to edit this test once you're finished? (10)
- ... to correct an error you saw? (5)
- ... or to add a new question or two? (15)
- ... or to get a better score? (-100, cheater)
Did you follow a link on this test... (2)
- Did you edit the page the link went to? (5)
  - ...enough to become a featured article? (100)
Are you using this test as a To Do list? (5)
- ... Because you want to improve your score? (-15, cheater)
- ... Because you want to learn more about Wikipedia? (15)
- ... Because you feel it fills vital gaps in your wiki knowledge? (30)
Have you taken this test more than once? (5)
- ... did your score increase from last time? (10)
Do you think this test is a waste of time? (-1000, definitely not a Wikipediholic)
Did you create this test? (2000)
Did you skip any questions? (-100)
Have you spotted a typo above and now have a crushing urge to edit that typo but dare not edit it for you won't remember where you read up to? (3)
Did you immediately think of ways to improve this test, or adjust the scores so that they neatly add up to 100? (3.14)
Do you think your score is too high and maybe you'll do something about it after "a few more edits"? (6)
Do you have NPOV issues with the negative score attributed to the previous questions? (5)
Did you create an automated version of this test so you wouldn't have to add up your score? (100)
Have you ever taken this test more than once simply to correspond with the most recent version? (12)
Did you think of adding the {{clarification needed}} to any of the questions to know how they are worth the points given to them? (4)
Are you distraught because you cannot edit Wikipedia while you take this test? (100)
Do you take this test seriously? (10)
Did you have fun taking the test? (20, we're glad you did)
- Did you laugh while taking the test? (5, for your sense of humor)
Do you want 10 points? (10)
- ... do you argue that this question isn't fair, because non-Wikipediholics might also want 10 points? (10)
  - ... or do you argue that since high scores are an indicator of Wikipediholism, anyone who wanted more points on this test must be a Wikipediholic? (10)

Eliteness Section edit

Did somebody tell you you were elite? (1 eliteness)
Do you think points are a better system than Eliteness? (50 points, but -1 Eliteness)
- Or do you think Eliteness is a better system than points? (2 Eliteness, but -25 points)
- Or do you think they both are great? (25 points and 1 Eliteness, you deserve it)
  - Or you consider Eliteness as bonus points to questions? (10 points and 2 eliteness)
Are you complaining about point inflation? (-1000000000, but 1 Eliteness)
- Are you complaining about point deflation? (1, and 1 eliteness)
  - Are you still complaining about Deflategate? (-213 points, and -12 eliteness)
Do you own at least 1 indie game? (10 points, try harder)
- ... 3? (1 Eliteness, great)
- ... 7? (3 Eliteness, I support your decision to support independent creators)
- ... 15? (5 Eliteness, you must have money or Steam)
- ... 25?! (10 Eliteness, WOW)
Do you like the expansion of this section? (1 point, we need the Eliteness to stay sacred)
Do you hate the film Way of the Dragon because Chuck Norris lost in it? (1 Eliteness, fine deal)
Do you think the liger section should be restored? (1 Eliteness, but it was too big and needed more eliteness)
- Do you think this will happen to this test soon? (0.001 eliteness, you're probably right)
  - Has this happened yet? (1 RC, correct)
Do you use too many internet memes? (-2 Eliteness, that's not a good sign)
- Or do you use them responsibly? (1 Eliteness, such moderation, much elite, wow)
  - Did you know the meme used in the previous answer's comment without clicking the link? (2 eliteness, the Internet likes you)
Do you play Magic: The Gathering? (1 Eliteness, the elite trading card game)
Are you a user of/taking this test on macOS? (1 eliteness, the elite OS)
Are you a user of/taking this test on Windows? (-1 eliteness)
Are you a user of/taking this test on a Linux distro? (1.414 eliteness)
- Do you understand what "distro" means? (.086 eliteness)
- Do you use Ubuntu, or a derivative thereof? (.1 eliteness and 10 points, not a 1337 Hax0r.)
- Do you use Debian, or a non-ubuntu derivative thereof? (1 eliteness, now we're getting somewhere.)
- Do you use Red Hat/Fedora/Gentoo/any of the other distros that are borderline torture to install^[2] (5 eliteness, you be 1337 #@x0|~)
- Do you use Linspire, formerly called Lindows? (-3 eliteness, embodiment of proprietary software.)
- Do you make and use your own Linux distros? (10 eliteness, sup3|~ 1337 #@x0|~)
Are you complaining that Eliteness isn't elite enough? (1 Rare Coin... whatever that is.)

RC Section edit

If none of this makes sense, skip it. There is a 1 point penalty for doing this.

Do you want 1 RC? (1 RC)
In your previous trials of RC, did you get more than 1 RC? (1 RC)
Do you want a bitcoin? (+1 Bitcoin)
Do you have a pet? (1 RC)
- Is your pet is also a Wikipedian? (10 RC)
- Is this a liger? (2 RC, good job, but where you took lion and tigress? They are threatened species.)
  - Liliger? (4 RC, cool! Add 1 Elitness.)
    - Lililiger? (-6 RC, liar)
      - Really??? (12 RC, sorry and wow!)
Have you ever played Q*bert? (@!#?@! RC)

Candy Crush edit

Played it? (-10 RC)

Candy Crush SODA saga edit

Played IT? (-1 RC)

URC edit

Has RC inflation gone too far? (1 URC)
Have you finally figured out what RC is for? (1 URC, because this is not the last question and you deserve it)

Other test versions edit

Have you taken the standard test? (10)
Have you taken the legacy test? (30)
Have you taken the modern test? (50, and 1 Eliteness)
- ... and not as a joke? (5 Eliteness, and a mental checkup)
- Did you actually finish it? (1000)
Have you edited the standard test? (20)
Have you edited the legacy test? (10)
Have you edited the modern test? (1)
- Have you vandalized the modern test? (10 points and -5 Eliteness, how did you manage that?)

Finale edit

Did you actually finish this test? (100)
Did you have to redo it because you messed up your math somewhere? (50)
Have you actually taken this whole test??? (10 for dedication)
- Really? (11)
  - Positive? (12)
    - Or are you lying? (-99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999, and get out asap.)

Interpreting your score edit

Please round your score down to the nearest interval (round up if negative). Scores in red are negative, green is zero, black is positive, and dark blue is legendary. If you thought the red text signified broken links, and were about to attempt fixing them, add 10 to your score. If you found out that they are actually clickable and DID fix them add 25. If you realized they weren't clickable after all because the person before you fixed it and you fixed it back again add another 50. Add another 50 if you just pressed the undo button on the page history. And you can remove 10 if you actually made a red link. Add 10 if you fixed that red link. Add 20 if you found out that you didn't make a red link, but a question. If you thought the blue text signified links, and were about to attempt delinking them, subtract 10 from your score. If they were links, and you fixed them, add 10 to your score. Note that vandalism generally affects eliteness, and not your score. Add 10 to your score if you read this paragraph completely.

Score	Result
-1000 and below	You are either Willy on Wheels or are a liar.
-100	You strongly dislike Wikipedia. Below this score is almost impossible.
-10	You don't know what Wikipedia is.
-1	You are a n00b that is off to a poor start.
0	This score is actually possible even though some Wikipedians might disagree.
1	You are a n00b or you have never edited. That or you only answered question #1 and were too lazy to continue.
Pi	This result can be achieved for one of the following reasons- You have defied every single Law of Probability in existence. You are unable to use a calculator proficiently.
10	You are an IP address user or a sock puppet with few edits.
100	You are an average new contributor.
200	A well-balanced attitude that may benefit by spending more time on Wikipedia.
300	You have normal experience with Wikipedia.
400	Congratulations, you are in the optimal range for editing with Wikipedia!
500	You are slightly overdoing yourself. Take a wikibreak for a few days.
600	You are addicted to Wikipedia.
800	You are highly addicted to Wikipedia. Please take a break.
1,000	You are a Wikipediholic.
1,500	You are at the stage of advanced Wikipediholism. Please see a doctor.
2,500	The effects of Wikipediholism at this stage cannot be cured. Please stop. If you continue to edit Wikipedia with such vigor, you will indirectly block others from editing.
5,000	You are the ultimate Wikipediholic! Congratulations! Now, get back to editing (What are you doing here? Work!)
10,000	Scores in this range are usually fatal.
30,000	You either played a part in creating Wikipedia or are a ghost. Good job!
100,000	You must be Jimbo Wales.
1,000,000	Thank you for sparing this test from your roundhouse kicks.
∞	WP:AGF and WP:NPA forbid us from accusing you of cheating at this test.

Interpreting your eliteness edit

Eliteness signifies how elite you are. It also signifies how dedicated you are to Wikipedia and other parts of your life. A high score generally means that you are likable. A low score means that you are probably a vandal. This is colored magenta if positive, spring green if negative, azure if zero, and other colors if legendary or anti-legendary.

Score	Result
-25 Eliteness (Anti-Legendary)	You are the worst vandal in existence, including the other planes. You vandalize Wikipedia at levels that even Willy on Wheels could never manage it, and the supreme overlord of the universe plans to destroy you to stop your nuclear bomb strength vandalism.
-10 Eliteness	You are a super mega extreme abusive vandal/troll/disruptive editor, a wikiterrorist, a liar (check your pants to see if they are not on fire), or you have been blocked a lot.
-5 Eliteness	You are an extremely evil/abusive vandal/troll, a wikiterrorist, a liar who calls him or her self "The Jimbo Wales", or you thought this test was a complete/total/utter waste of time.
-4 Eliteness	You are a really evil vandal. You will probably be blocked.
-3 Eliteness	You always do WP:BLP violations, lots of edit-warring, and about 50% to 65% of your edits are vandalism.
-2 Eliteness	You are a vandal (1/3 to 1/2 of your edits are considered vandalism or minor edit warring).
-1 Eliteness	You likely have no intention of helping Wikipedia.
0 Eliteness	You are regular in the Eliteness axis.
1 Eliteness	You are a leet Wikipediholic, or an elite normal user with a life.
2 Eliteness	You are an elite Wikipediholic and a prime candidate for rollback rights.
3 Eliteness	You are a 1337 Wikipediholic and a prime candidate for RfA.
4 Eliteness	You are a 9001 Wikipediholic and a prime candidate for RfB.
5 Eliteness	You are a 31337 Wikipediholic and a prime candidate for steward.
10 Eliteness	You are just elite. This is what Jimbo Wales had.
25 Eliteness (Legendary)	You are elite like Chuck Norris.
100 Eliteness	There is no way to describe this level of eliteness.

Interpreting your RC edit

RC is a very rare artifact currency that signifies mythicalness. Negative RC is possible due to the existence of antimatter. A high RC balance indicates a true hero. A high RC debt indicates a vile beast. What RC stands for is unknown, but rumors say it stands for Rare Coins.

Score	Result
-5 RC	You are the anti-Chuck Norris.
-3 RC	You have caused a bomb to explode in your computer.
-1 RC	You have transgressed.
0 RC	You are normal.
1 RC	You are valorous.
2 RC	You are good.
3 RC	You are a hero.
4 RC	You are a 1337 hero.
5 RC	You are a true hero.
7 RC	You are Hercules.
10 RC	You are the saviour of the world from a killer Kim Jong-un who dropped a billion nukes on Wikipedia!!!1
25 RC	You are the saviour of the universe from just about everything bad that will happen.

Interpreting your URC edit

URC can be used to multiply your points, Eliteness, or RC values since URC have not been studied.

1 URC can give you a x1000 points multiplier, a x10 Eliteness multiplier, or a x2 RC multiplier. Buying multiples stack, so 2 points multipliers give x1000000, 2 eliteness multipliers give x100, and 2 RC multipliers give x4.

URC multipliers act differently with negative scores. Buying a points multiplier on a negative score is x0, a Eliteness multiplier on negative Eliteness is x0.1, and a RC multiplier on negative RC is x0.5

If you have negative URC, you must buy a x0 points multiplier, a x0.1 Eliteness multiplier, or a x0.5 RC multiplier on positive scores.

If you have negative URC and negative scores, a x1000 points multiplier for negative points, a x10 Eliteness multiplier for negative eliteness, and a x2 RC multiplier for negative RC may be bought, but you must use up all negative URC.

URC can be used to multiply your bitcoin or dogecoin as well if you are still hodling those.

This is the Universe Police. You're under arrest.

Reference scores edit

Willy on Wheels: -1,000,000 points, -21 eliteness, -5 RC
Average æ user: -99 points, -13 eliteness, -4 RC
Average vandal: 17 points, -3 eliteness, -1 RC
n00b: 1 point
Average ~~Fandom Powered By~~ Wikian^[3]: 123 points
Average Wikipedian: 300 points, 1 eliteness
Average admin: 1,234 points, 3 eliteness, 1 RC
Goku: 9,001 points, 3 eliteness, 2 RC
Larry Sanger: 60,000 points, 7 eliteness, 3 RC
Jimbo Wales: 120,000 points, 10 eliteness, 4 RC
Chuck Norris: 1,000,000,000 points, 25 eliteness, 10 RC

You finished the test! edit

Example

This user has taken the Wikipediholism test.

Version: User:Pythoncoder/test/test
Revision ID: -
Score: 735
Eliteness: 9.001
Rare Coins: 2
Ultra Rare Coins: 1

Great job! You can use the {{User:pythoncoder/Wikipediholic}} template to display your score on your userpage. Entering the code below produces the userbox on the right:

{{User:pythoncoder/Wikipediholic | version = User:pythoncoder/test/test | revision = {{REVISIONID}} | score = 735 | eliteness = 9.001 | rc = 2 | urc = 1 }}

Don't forget to take the other versions of this test!

Notes edit

^ These are really just regular points. 1 point for reading this note.
^ Source: 4D4850's dad.
^ Their score for Wikipedia, not Wikia.

[1] These are really just regular points. 1 point for reading this note.

[2] Source: 4D4850's dad.

[3] Their score for Wikipedia, not Wikia.

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