Iapetus

The moon, not the user. The user is not quite so massive, and instead has been described as being on the skinny side.

Iapetus is both the 8th moon of Saturn and a Wikipedia user who has adopted its name on several occasions as a pseudonym, because it is his favourite moon. It is also the name of a Titan, but this user has very little interest in mythology.

About

This user is not very fond of his real name, and thus sees no point in advertising it here. He is a high school student, and would like to study Pharmacology after departing that institution. This user spends far too much time on Wikipedia. He believes he is doing far too little editing, and can certainly envision himself suffering from Editcountitis in the near future. Additionally, this user has been avoiding taking the Are You a Wikipediholic Test (oh... which I see has been recently deleted... grr...) because he's not sure he really wants to know the results. This user finds himself wishing that he could spontaneously access Wikipedia several times during the day when far away from a computer. Oh, and this user broke down and took the Are You a Wikipediholic Test while writing this paragraph and scored 505.82.

Gratuitous Userbox Dump

This user is from Earth. This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere. This user comes from Canada. This user comes from Ontario. This user is from Mississauga, but tells everyone he's from Toronto. This user grew up in the suburbs. hs This user is a high school student. BIOThis user's favourite subject is Biology. enThis user is a native speaker of the English language. ...This user would like to know all existing languages. This user prefers the metric system. trb-2This user is an intermediate trombonist. This user was born on October 4. This user prefers warm weather. This user enjoys reading science fiction. This user is a fan of Dune. This user is currently learning how to drive. This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. This user uses Gmail as a primary email service. This user uses LimeWire. This user contributes using Internet Explorer. This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP. This user contributes using Microsoft Windows 2000. This user contributes using a PC. This user's favorite color is green.

This user is an omnivore. This user hates iceberg lettuce salad. This user eats cheese. This user eats sushi. This user likes pie. This user drinks water regularly. cvg-2This user is an intermediate gamer. This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console. This user plays games on the Nintendo DS portable console. ACThis user plays the Animal Crossing series. CIVThis user loves to play Civilization. This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series. Law & OrderThis user is a fan of all Law & Order series.All L&O SEINThis user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that! TrekThis user is a Trekkie or Trekker. CBC This user watches CBC Television. This user enjoys indie rock. This user is interested in politics. teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype. This user is male. This user is of English ancestry. This user is from Scotland. INTJThis user's MBTI type is INTJ. This user is a Libran. 蛇This user was born in the year of the Snake. This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke.

This user believes Wikipedia Awaits Silent Trystero's Empire. Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves. This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles. This user opposes all forms of racism and admires Nelson Mandela. This user is a transhumanist. to too twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma. its it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. ’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. …This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... CAThis user uses Canadian English spelling. This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one. HO HO HO! This user believes in Santa Claus. This is a standard size userbox created with Template:Userbox. It stacks neatly with others of its ilk. SARCThis user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit. This editor is a WikiGnome. This user is a recent changes patroller. This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits. vn-1This user page has been vandalized once. This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful. This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes. This user believes that userboxes do not divide the Wikipedia community, but rather emphasise its diversity. This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm (aerde). 500+This user has made more than 500 contributions to Wikipedia. 1000 This user has over 1000 edits on the English Wikipedia.