ELLIOTTCABLE
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Hi! I'm a PLT and related maths nut who writes a lot of open-source code (especially for Node.js; as of the mid-2010s, at least), tweets far too much at @ELLIOTTCABLE, and chats day-in and day-out on the Freenode IRC network in my PLT channel, #ELLIOTTCABLE.

~ Come talk to me about programming languages! ~ And in the meantime, enjoy this eldritch horror of a userbox-laden User page. :3

About

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
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This user has an intermediate understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
progLike one third of Wikipedians, this user is a programmer.
λThis user is fluent in Lambda calculus.
Nuvola apps bookcase.svgThis user is a university student.
Equation.pngThis user is an advanced mathematician.
This user only partially understands mathematics.
Penrose triangle.svg Either this user isn't a logician or this sentence is false.
PhDThis user aspires to be a doctoral student.
heThis user prefers to be referred to using masculine gender pronouns.
Flag of Chicago, Illinois.svgThis user proudly lives in Chicago, Illinois.
Flag of Alaska.svgThis user is proud to be an
Alaskan !
SelfEducatedIcon.svgThis user is self-educated to an advanced college level.
Graduation hat.svg This user is a college dropout.

Programming and PLT

OSrcThis user contributes to Open Source projects.
PLTThis user is an expert in programming language theory.
CONCThis user is an expert in Concurrent systems.
ENGThis user is an expert in Software engineering.
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    (setf (lisp-p user) t))
Lambda lc.svgThis user is an advanced Scheme programmer.
hs-0This person does not understand Haskell (or does not want to program in Haskell).
js-NThis user is fluent in JavaScript.
rb-4This user is an expert Ruby user.
Lua-2This user is an intermediate Lua coder.
C-4This user is an expert C programmer.
objc-2This user is an intermediate Objective-C programmer.
C++-0This user does not understand C++ (or does not want to program in C++).
py-1This user is a beginning Python programmer.
bash-4This user is an expert Bash programmer.
re-4This user writes expert regular expressions.
bat-1This user is an occasional Batch programmer.
Mathematica Logo.svg-1This user is a beginner Mathematica programmer.
Ascript-1This user is a beginner AppleScript programmer.
  
{{Wiki}}This user is an expert writer in the MediaWiki language.
{{t|5}}This user is a master of all known Wikimarkup.
{{t|c}}This user can use and program conditional templates.
HTML-4This user is an expert HTML user.
css-3This user is an advanced Cascading Style Sheets user.
svg-3This user is an advanced SVG user.
xml-2This user is an intermediate XML coder.
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This user is a beginning LaTeX user.
  
  

USERBOXITIS INCREASING

Stuff That I Think Matters

 This user believes in gender equality.
 This user is a transfeminist.
 This user knows Black Lives Matter.
 This user recognizes that the War on Drugs is racially motivated.
 This user thinks pets should only come from an animal shelter.
 ELLIOTTCABLE thinks first-past-the-post is a flawed voting system and wants fairer votes. 
 This user is against
strict gun control.
 This user supports proprietary software and its potential for profit.
 This user prefers and supports Copyleft licensing.
 This user is interested in open access to research literature.
IPThis user's IP is ::1.
  This user is paranoid enough to possess their own PGP key!
 This user is interested in Bitcoin and cryptocurrency.
metaThis editor is a metapedian.
 This editor is a hardcore Wikipedia inclusionist. Yes trivia sections!
  This user feels that deletions subject to a popularity contest rather than a verifiability test damage Wikipedia more than any userbox ever could.
  This user believes that deletion should only be used for
redundancies and vandalism.

Stuff I Have The Occasional Opinion About

enThis user uses British English on talk pages, but the appropriate variety of English in articles.
MixThis user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.
 This user knows that the plural of userbox is userboxen.
a lot alotThis user recognizes that linguistic change is a natural and desirable aspect of human language.
y'allThis user thinks y'all serves a useful purpose as a second-person plural pronoun, and would like to see y'all use it more often.
Oh Shit!This user thinks profanity does not exist. (S)he believes that such words are the same as any other words and should be treated as such.
Pro-PC This user believes that so-called "political correctness" is conservative code for other things, and not a real societal problem.
they This user prefers singular they, and is in good company.
mankindThis user supports the use of gender-neutral language.
This user is an expert at writing in plain text (like all other computer users).
[[red]]This editor adds or leaves in useful red links to encourage content creation.
“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.
“…,”For quotation marks, this user would rather use “American punctuation.”
“…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.
-This user is a hyphenation expert.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
 This user prefers the metric system.
ft-lb-0This user does not use U.S. Customary Units (or does not wish to use U.S. Customary Units).

Other Places You Can Find My Stuff

AddThis user is addicted to virtual communities.
 
This user has a Twitter account.
 This user has a Facebook profile.
.meThis user has an email account with their own domain name.
#This user chats on IRC under the nicknames ec or ELLIOTTCABLE.
WikiThis user has a wiki.
 This user has a blog.
 This user has an Instagram gallery.
 This user Scrobbles their music on Last.fm as elliottcable.
 
 This user keeps track of their books using Goodreads.
 This user has an Ello account.
Meetup

This user is a member of Meetup.

 This user buys and sells on eBay as elliottcable.
 This user has a Google account at ELLIOTTCABLE.
 This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
 This user has an account on YouTube as elliottcable.
WaveThis user thoroughly misses Beta Testing Google Wave. )'=
  This user's Skype name is elliottcable.
  This user's SteamID is elliottcable.
 This user's PSN ID is:
elliottcable.

Stuff I Find Interesting

This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.
 This user is interested in amateur radio.
 This user takes photographs with Canon equipment
 This user is interested in graph theory.
 =1This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.
 This user does not understand Physics
 This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.
IWTF This user is skeptical of MBTI, regarding it as pseudoscience.
 This user is an empiricist who believes knowledge is subject to continued revision and falsification.
 Don't worry, Pluto, I'm not a planet either.
 This user loves Shelties.
 This user enjoys camping.
 This user enjoys hiking.
 This user enjoys geocaching.
 This user is a roadfan.
 This user loves snow days.
  This user prefers cold weather.
IARThis user thinks the best rule on Wikipedia is Ignore All Rules.
 This user is a bibliophile.
 This user enjoys writing.
 This user is interested in conworlding/conlanging. 
 This user loves espresso.
C2H5OH-1This user drinks relatively infrequently. He or she is probably the better for it.
 This user drinks single malt.
RNThis user is a citizen of
Rogue Nation.

Stuff I Use

  This user is an Apple zealot.
 This user contributes using OS X.
 This user contributes with Arch Linux.
This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.

 This user remembers Classic Mac OS
 This user really likes old computers.
     This user has more monitors than the Nebuchadnezzar.
QWThis user contributes using a QWERTY keyboard.
 
This user owns more than one iPhone.
Mono
Book
This user changed their default Wikipedia skin back to MonoBook.
 This user contributes using Safari.
lynxThis user contributes using Lynx.
 This user contributes using Vim.
irssiThis user uses irssi for chatting on IRC.
WFAThis user uses Wolfram Alpha.
 This user contributes while using Spotify.
 This user uses DuckDuckGo as a primary search engine.
This user knows how AutoCAD works.
MThis user contributes using Maya.
  This user enjoys 3D modeling
 using Google SketchUp.
 This user wants to contribute using Blender for 3D modeling and animation but still needs to learn how to make anything with it.
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ps-1This user is a novice at Adobe Photoshop.

Stuff I Play

eThis user is in ur fortress,
killin ur dorfs.
@ Don't come any closer; this user has enscribed "Elbereth" on the floor.
C&C This User refuses to call Generals a Command and Conquer game
This user has played all the Age of Empires games.
CThis user enjoys playing the Creatures series of games.
User:User Total Annihilation
SC2KThis user's city is much better than Defacto's.
SS2This user remembers Citadel.
 This user plays QUAKE
NWNThis user plays Neverwinter Nights.
TailsThis user's favorite character from the Sonic the Hedgehog series is Tails.
 
This user's favorite character from the Mario series is Princess Peach.
 This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.


RThis user plays Pokémon Red.
 This user used to play World of Warcraft.
EThis user is hurling fireballs at you with his/her elementalist in Guild Wars
CIVThis user plays one or more versions of Civilization.
This user plays Minecraft.
 This user is addicted to The Sims 4.
tgcThis user plays games by thatgamecompany
LBPThis user enjoys playing LittleBigPlanet.
 This user is thinking with Portals!
GTThis user is a Gran Turismo fan.
 This user plays WATCH_DOGS 
 This user plays both the Xbox One and PlayStation 4. 
Diff EThis user plays Video Games on Easy or the lowest difficulty available.
+This user plays retro games.   
!@.. This user prefers computer games that are text-only and without graphics.
 This user is a modder.
  This user identifies as a gaymer.
 This user wishes they could play Role-playing games.
NGThis user's alignment is Neutral Good: the "Benefactor."
 This user has a thing for meeple.
 This user settled Catan.
 This user is a Go player.