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Before you enter the chaos, let me just say this: It is not that I disrespect the seriousness of many user's pages, nor that I am unaware of how frivolous and unprofessional the following junk may seem. It is simply that I couldn't see the fun of keeping up a serious gloating page when a useless one is so much fun. :D [For a more purposeful attitude, please see talk page, thank you :)]

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 This user contributes to the First aid WikiProject.
 This user is a member of WikiProject Paranormal, a project dedicated to improving articles on paranormal subjects.
HPThis user is a member of the
Harry Potter Task Force.
 This user is a member of the
Star Trek WikiProject.

Language and editingEdit

This user has an advanced understanding of British English.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
...This user would like to be able to speak many more languages.
theyThis user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.
byThe passive voice may be used by this user.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.
"…"?This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you?
MixThis user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.



This user prefers to watch
his/her anime subbed.
This user has a Death Note and writes in names of Wikipedia vandals.
 This user is a Moon Villager.
ツバサThis user is constantly looking out for Princess Sakura's memories.

Cardcaptor SakuraEdit

CCSThis user is like Tomoyo; he/she likes Sakura to bits.
 This user uses The Erase on Wikipedia vandals. 

 This user was a Cardcaptor, but got their butt kicked by Yue during the Final Judgment.
 This user believes they can Fly. 
 This user knows not to give out a home-made teddybear lightly.


Harry PotterEdit

S This user is a Slytherin.
O.W.LThis user passed their O.W.Ls.
  This user's Patronus is a Mooncalf.
 This user cried more when Snape died, than when Harry thought he was going to do the same.
 This user is like Aberforth, they just love goats.
 This user loves socks.
  This user is on constant vigilance.


SKThis user enjoys the works of Stephen King.
  Quoth this user, "Nevermore"


 This user writes short stories.


Star TrekEdit

 This user is a Trekkie.
STAR TREK3loodlust is a fan of Star Trek: The Original Series.TOS
STAR TREK3loodlust is a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation.TNG
STAR TREK3loodlust is a fan of Star Trek: Enterprise.ENT
Star Trek

This user thinks that Star Trek is better than-ugh- Star Wars

This user thinks that the whole Trekkie/Trekker distinction is ridiculous.
If this user commanded the Starship Enterprise, there would be no more photon torpedoes in starfleet, and a lot of angry Romulans
trekThis user is mildly embarrassed to have a Star Trek userbox, but really, who are they kidding?


The Twilight ZoneEdit

 You are entering a demention not only of sight and sound, but of userboxes.


NCISThis user deserves a smack upside the head.
  This user is Godsent.
User:Dtbohrer/Userboxes/Amazing Race
AFVThis user enjoys watching America's Funniest Home Videos.


 This user is an archer
 This user is interested in medicine.
 This user is a certified first aider.
 This user sings Alto in a choir.
 This user sings Tenor in a choir.


  This user makes ridiculous userboxes.

 This user creates their own userboxes.
 This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
?-0This person does not understand where this userbox goes and why.
 This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
-xenThis user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time.

Random StuffEdit


  This user is a Chocoholic.
 This user is a firm believer in the proposition that cold pizza and stale potato chips qualify as brain food.
 This user practically inhales jalapeños.
  This user has microwaved Peeps just to watch them quadruple in size, then shrink again.
 This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
This user drinks Diet Coke religiously.


 This user scored 5266 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 225901950).
 This user was born in the Year of the Monkey.
 This user is a Pisces.
  This user is Roman Catholic.
  This user is a female.
teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
 This user is of multiple ancestries.
  This user is straight but not narrow.
 This user is interested in contributing to articles on panic attacks and related disorders.
  This user is against smoking.
  This user is mixed-handed.  
 This user is Radioactive. Approach with extreme caution-they may be highly unstable.
 This user rejects any violence towards women. 
 This user supports the fight against breast cancer.
  This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.
This user celebrates, or was born on, Mole Day, on October 23rd.6.02x1023
 This user is a native of the U.S. State of Texas.
  The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic.
<(^^)>This user sees the unseen.
 This user knows the difference between beauty and trash. 
  This user believes in the separation of religion and state.*  
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
 This user can make The Spinning Dancer turn both ways.
sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?