Vanessa Polster Bayer (born November 14, 1981 is an American actress and comedian, best known as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, for which she earned a Primetime Emmy nomination as well as for supporting roles in the films Trainwreck (2015), Office Christmas Party (2016) and Carrie Pilby (2016).)
Vanessa Bayer at 2015 benefit for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society
|Born||Vanessa Polster Bayer
November 14, 1981 
Orange, Ohio, U.S.
|Education||University of Pennsylvania|
At the age of 15, she was diagnosed with leukemia. Bayer stated that while battling the disease, she discovered the meaning of “comic relief”. “I don’t know if it made me funnier, but it was so amazing, how it made everything be O.K.,” she said.
She currently[when?] collaborates[vague] with her brother Jonah on the web series Sound Advice for Above Average. Bayer stars as Janessa Slater, a media coach who helps famous musicians change their image.
While attending college, Bayer interned on the television shows Sesame Street and Late Night with Conan O'Brien and participated in the cast of Bloomers, an all-female musical and sketch comedy troupe. Bayer was part of the all-Jewish cast of Second City's stage show Jewsical: The Musical, a musical that presented a comedic take on Jewish life and culture.
Saturday Night LiveEdit
Bayer joined the cast of Saturday Night Live as a featured player on September 25, 2010. Beginning with the 2012–2013 season, Bayer was promoted to repertory status.   Bayer departed SNL on May 20, 2017 after seven years on the show and currently holds the record of the show's longest-serving female cast member.  She was nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series for that season.
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Her recurring characters include:
- Laura Parsons, a child actress always performing roles originally played by adults, including from Forrest Gump, The Wolf of Wall Street, Brokeback Mountain, and Dallas Buyers Club
- Breckie, a former porn star who creates homemade commercials to obtain free luxury items alongside Cecily Strong
- Rebecca Stern-Markowicz, a co-host of J-Pop America Fun Time Now which celebrates Japanese culture alongside Taran Killam and Jason Sudeikis
- Miss Meadows, an unrealistically perky poetry teacher trying to connect with her delinquent students
- An unnamed director of talk show Mornin' Miami
- Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy, who appears on Weekend Update to perform a rehearsed speech (complete with forced jokes) about a given subject
- Rachel Green from the sitcom Friends (and other characters from the show)
- One of two workshop elves who perform their jobs poorly in the hope that their master will "punish" them, alongside Kenan Thompson
- Dawn Lazarus, an inept meteorologist who appears on Weekend Update and struggles to discuss the weather.
Bayer suffered from leukemia as a teenager. The Make-A-Wish Foundation granted her wish to send her family on vacation to Hawaii. As a former "Make-A-Wish kid", Bayer continues to do work with the foundation. In 2015, she hosted the foundation's "Evening of Wishes Dinner" to help raise funds for wishes for children with life-threatening illnesses.
|2009||Off the Cuff||Kate Clark|
|2010||Stages of Emily||Jocelyn||Short film|
|2012||Adventures in the Sin Bin||Superdawg Waitress|
|2013||Despicable Me 2||Flight Attendant||Voice role|
|Office Christmas Party||Allison|
|2017||The Polka King|
|2010–17||Saturday Night Live||Various||Series regular
Nominated – 2014 American Comedy Award for Comedy Supporting Actress - TV
Nominated – 2014 Online Film & Television Association Award for Best Female Performance in a Fiction Program
Nominated – 2015 Online Film & Television Association Award for Best Female Performance in a Fiction Program
Nominated – 69th Primetime Emmy Awards ("Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series")
|2011||I Wanna Have Your Baby||Connie||Episode: "Corrine & Jerry"|
|2013||The Mindy Project||Mary||Episode: "Sk8er Man"|
|2014||Comedy Bang! Bang!||Susan Armhold||Episode: "Patton Oswalt Wears a Black Blazer & Dress Shoes"|
|2014–15||Portlandia||Various||Episodes: "Sharing Finances", "Late in Life Drug Use", "You Can Call Me Al" and "The Storytellers"|
|2015||Man Seeking Woman||Laura||Episodes: "Traib" and "Lizard"|
|2015||The Awesomes||Dr. Jill Stein-Awesome-Kaplan||4 episodes|
|2016||Drunk History||Carrie Nation||Episode: "Bar Fights"|
|Modern Family||Marjorie||Episode: "Snow Ball"|
|2017||The Simpsons||Dr. Clarity Hoffman-Roth (voice)||Episode: "A Father's Watch"|
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- "Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series - 2017". Los Angeles: Academy of Television Arts & Sciences. Retrieved 2017-07-13.
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