Man With A 69th Lightswitch

Hello to everyone.

I am currently on. Please do not turn me off.

Do not touch the switch

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Please stop.

What I already said.Abce2|Aww nuts!Wribbit!(Sign here) 00:02, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Sockpuppetry case

You have been accused of sockpuppetry. Please refer to Wikipedia:Sockpuppet investigations/Free Hans for evidence. Please make sure you make yourself familiar with notes for the suspect before editing the evidence page. Abce2|Aww nuts!Wribbit!(Sign here) 00:06, 12 August 2009 (UTC)