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Spoken/Written LanguagesEdit

This user has a native-like understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
This user thinks that simplification neither ruined nor increased the beauty of Chinese characters.
This user has no understanding of the Katakana or Hiragana.
DsrtThis user understands the Deseret alphabet, a phonetic alphabet for the English language.

Computer LanguagesEdit

  • I only wrote part of a basic compiler. ^.^
  • My favorite is still fortran=D
  • I've wasted my share of time on programming.
Ascript-NThis user is a native AppleScript programmer.
AdaThis user can program in Ada.
asmThis user can program in assembly language.
asm-5This user is a professional assembly language programmer.
aspThis user can program in ASP.
bashThis user can program in Bash.
BASICThis user can program in BASIC.
BASIC-4This user is an expert BASIC programmer.
BASIC-NThis user is a native BASIC programmer.
batThis user can program in Batch.
CThis user can program in C.
C-5This user is a professional C programmer.
C-NThis user has written C compilers, or tweaked C runtime libraries in Assembly language.
C++This user can program in C++.
C++-NThis user is a fluent C++ programmer.
C#This user can program in C#
C#-4This user is an expert C# programmer.
C#-NConsole.WriteLine("This user is a C# programmer.");
objcThis user can program in
ocaml-This user can program in OCaml.
COBOLThis user can program in COBOL.
CFThis user can code in ColdFusion.
asThis user knows ActionScript.
as-3This user is an advanced ActionScript coder.
This user can program in JavaScript.
js-5This user is a professional JavaScript programmer.
js-NThis user is fluent in JavaScript.
forThis user can program in Fortran.
for-4This user is an expert Fortran programmer.
hs-0This person does not understand Haskell (or does not want to program in Haskell).
JavaThis user can program in Java.
Java-6This user reads, writes, executes, speaks, understands and thinks in Java language and its bytecode.
Java-NThis user thinks in Java bytecode.
mircs-0This user does not have a clue what mIRC scripts are about.
pasThis user can program in Pascal.
PerlThis user is just another Perl hacker.
Perl-4This user is an expert Perl programmer.
phpThis user can program in PHP.
PHP-5This user is a professional PHP programmer.
This user is a PHP Coder.
This user is an advanced PHP Coder.
plThis user can code Prolog.
 This user programs in the awesome language of Python.
 This user can program in Python.
py-5This user is a professional Python programmer.
rbThis user can program in Ruby.
rb-3This user is an advanced Ruby user.
 This user is a beginning Scheme programmer.
Tcl-1This user is a beginning Tcl scripter.
 This user screwed up the TI-BASIC programmer template by not specifying a skill level. Help is here.
 This user is an expert TI-BASIC programmer.
 This user is a 1337 TI-BASIC programmer.
 This user is a native TI-BASIC programmer.
vbThis user is a Visual Basic programmer.
vbThis user is a fluent Visual Basic user.
vbs-3This user is an advanced VBScript programmer.
vba-4This user is an expert Visual Basic for Applications programmer.
vb.netThis user is a Visual Basic .NET programmer. user is an expert Visual Basic .NET programmer.
vb.netThis user has written replacement Visual Basic .NET libraries.
opasThis user can program in Object Pascal (Delphi).
HTML-5This user is a professional HTML user.
{{Wiki}}This user is just starting to learn to write in the MediaWiki language.
{{t|2}}This user understands what templates do, and how to write them.
vbs-3This user is an advanced VBScript programmer.
xml-4This user is an expert XML coder.
xhtml-4This user is an expert XHTML user.
XULThis user can code in XUL.
w:)This user is a wiki markup enthusiast.
progThis user is a programmer.
prog-NThis user thinks in bytecode and dreams of electric sheep.
prog-4This user is an expert programmer.



  • A little peace, some war, and lots of debates:keeps unemployment away.

This user enjoys Wiki-Comparisons.
  This user prefers making userboxes to arguing with other editors.
 This user likes "Trivia" and "In popular culture" information, and supports their inclusion.
GFDL This user would prefer not to use free images if there are better fair use ones available.
 This user thanks Richard Stallman and Creative Commons for letting Wikipedia become CC / GFDL dual licensed.
no adsThis user is against commercials in Wikipedia.
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
This user is proud to have been a Wikipedian since {{{date}}}.
1RRThis user prefers discussing changes on the talk page rather than engaging in an edit war.
 This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.
 This user is bold, but not reckless, in updating pages.
  This user applies tit for tat strategy.
 This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.
 This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.
 This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.
 This alleged user can be said to maintain a policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people.
 Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian.
 Wikipedia is not censored.
  This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.
 This user finds edit/revert wars disruptive.
 "It is awfully hard to be b-b-brave, when you are a very small user."
 This user believes that process is important on Wikipedia and is opposed to its circumvention.
 This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.
 This user can do no wrong, especially when it comes to editing Wikipedia.
 This user supports the use of ads on Wikipedia.

 Content contributed by this user is released into the public domain.
 This user is a true Wikipedian and allows everyone in the universe to completely rewrite every edit they have written on Wikipedia. Likewise, this user reserves the right to completely rewrite edits by every user on Wikipedia.
aBcThis user prefers that all categories and stubs be placed in alphabetical order.
 Smallman12q believes
there is no cabal.
And actively opposes it.
 This user loves solving Wikifun riddles.
linkspamThis user despises linkspam, and will terminate it on sight, as well as any other spam by the contributor.
 This user removes personal attacks because it's the right thing to do.
This user believes that all articles should have an infobox.
 There are no statements of belief or opinion on this page. This editor is here as an encyclopedist.
welThis Wikipedian welcomes new users with {{subst:welcome}}.

<sum>:1This user believes that every edit should have a summary.
NPOVThis user gets quite annoyed when they see POV in the mainspace.
UARThis editor believes that account creation should not be required on Wikipedia.
 This user supports the right of anonymous users to edit Wikipedia.
 This user appreciates WikiLove.
 This user advocates WikiPeace.

{{User WikiWar}}


This user welcomes new users with Twinkle!

 This user welcomes new users with Twinkle!

This user tags articles for maintenance with Twinkle!

 Give some encouragement to this user.
  This user feels that deletions subject to a popularity contest rather than a verifiability test damage Wikipedia more than any userbox ever could.
 This user believes that articles are useless without images.
 This user believes that articles are useless without images.
  This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but, nonetheless uses it daily.
 This user thinks that peacocks and weasels should be extinct. 
 This user believes that we should do no harm on any biographical article.
 This user believes that common sense trumps all other arguments. 
 This User is too busy editing and improving Wikipedia to create/maintain a user page.
 This user has read and understood the BIG HUGE FREAKING PURPLE BOX. Have you?
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
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en-5This user can contribute with a professional level of English.
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