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Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
Developer(s)Tales of Game's Studios
EngineGame Maker
Platform(s)Microsoft Windows, Mac OS X
ReleaseJanuary 22, 2008
Genre(s)Role-playing game
Mode(s)Single-player

Tales of Game's Presents Chef Boyardee's Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa, frequently abbreviated to Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, is a freeware role-playing video game developed by Tales of Game's Studios. Jokingly presented as an official sequel to both Barkley Shut Up and Jam! and Space Jam, it features traditional JRPG-styled battles and dungeons.

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In 2041, in post-apocalyptic cybernetic nightmare[1]. Neo New York[2], NBA star Charles Barkley is in the final seconds of a losing game. In an act of desperation, and an attempt to impress his infant son Hoopz,[3] Barkley accidentally performs a slam dunk of unfathomable power known as the Chaos Dunk, destroying the stadium and nearly everyone within it[4]. This event immediately led both the worldwide outlawing of Basketball and a resulting massacre known as The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, also referred to as the "B-Ballnacht",[5] where thousands of the best basketball players across the world were hunted down and killed.[6]

Twelve years later, in 2053, the 90-year-old Barkley remains one of the few survivors of the genocide. Forced into retirement with the knowledge he’s the sole reason his beloved game is outlawed [7],[8], he lives with his son as a fugitive in Neo New York while hiding from the fascist B-Ball Removal Department, headed by the traitorous Michael Jordan,[9] [10]. who seeks to enforce the B-Ball Confiscation Act[11] against former players.

Amidst this backdrop, a second Chaos Dunk annihilates the population of Manhatten, killing 15 million people.[12] Barkley, unfairly blamed for the destruction, is surrounded by Jordan’s agents,[13] narrowly escaping to the B-Ball Catacombs - a sprawling tomb which holds the corpses of basketball stars who died before the Purge [14] - with the help of the Ultimate Hellbane, soon revealed to be Balthios James, the octoroon great-grandson of Lebron James.[15] Lebron James, projecting his image from the B-Ball Dimension, explains that B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S. has gained possession of the Ultimate B-Ball, used during the Space Jam to entrap Charles Barkley and four other players to steal their b-ball energy, for unknown purposes.[16] James is unable to maintain his power for long, and ends his warning with a message to "look to the Cyberdwarf”.[17]


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  1. ^ https://killscreen.com/previously/articles/how-tales-games-invented-massive-hoopz-barkley-saga-and-upcoming-barkley-chapter-2/
  2. ^ https://www.destructoid.com/barkley-shut-up-and-jam-gaiden-66563.phtml
  3. ^ https://www.pcgamer.com/you-should-play-barkley-shut-up-and-jam-gaiden/
  4. ^ www.hardcoregaming101.net/barkley-shut-up-and-jam-gaiden/
  5. ^ https://www.destructoid.com/the-internet-presents-barkley-shut-up-and-jam-gaiden-29444.phtml
  6. ^ https://www.gamesradar.com/charles-barkley-shut-up-and-jam-gaiden/
  7. ^ https://www.pcgamer.com/you-should-play-barkley-shut-up-and-jam-gaiden/
  8. ^ https://www.pcgamer.com/you-should-play-barkley-shut-up-and-jam-gaiden/
  9. ^ https://www.destructoid.com/indie-nation-4-barkley-shut-up-and-jam-gaiden-66950.phtml
  10. ^ https://www.destructoid.com/barkley-shut-up-and-jam-gaiden-66563.phtml
  11. ^ https://killscreen.com/previously/articles/how-tales-games-invented-massive-hoopz-barkley-saga-and-upcoming-barkley-chapter-2/
  12. ^ http://www.gamesetwatch.com/2008/01/indie_spotlight_barkley_shut_u.php
  13. ^ Tales of Game's (2008-01-22). Tales of Game's Presents Chef Boyardee's Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa (PC). Tales of Game's. Level/area: Barkley's Apartment. Michael Jordan: Charles Barkley, you are under arrest for performing a Chaos Dunk that killed 15 million people and associating with B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S. Give yourself up or we will be forced to terminate you.
  14. ^ Tales of Game's (2008-01-22). Tales of Game's Presents Chef Boyardee's Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa (PC). Tales of Game's. Level/area: B-Ball Catacombs. Ultimate Hellbane: These are the B-Ball Catacombs, the final resting place of some of history's greatest ballers. It's... It's an ancient site but it's been used up until- Charles Barkley: The... Purge...
  15. ^ Tales of Game's (2008-01-22). Tales of Game's Presents Chef Boyardee's Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa (PC). Tales of Game's. Level/area: B-Ball Catacombs. Ultimate Hellbane: This is the tomb of my great grandfather... Lebron James. Charles Barkley: Ultimate Hellbane! That means you're... Balthios:" Yes, that's right. I'm Balthios.
  16. ^ Tales of Game's (2008-01-22). Tales of Game's Presents Chef Boyardee's Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa (PC). Tales of Game's. Level/area: B-Ball Catacombs. Lebron James: You recall the... Space Jam, don't you, Barkley? Charles Barkley: The Space Jam? What's that got to do with it? Lebron James: I cannot be certain, Charles, but I believe that B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S. has obtained the Ultimate B-Ball, the ball that you and the four other ballers were trapped in, and are using it to... I'm not sure, Barkley. I cannot understand the purposes of a madman, but I can only see evil coming of it.
  17. ^ Tales of Game's (2008-01-22). Tales of Game's Presents Chef Boyardee's Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa (PC). Tales of Game's. Level/area: B-Ball Catacombs. Lebron James: M... My time is... fa...ding... I can no l...onger... maintain... the connection.. from the B-Ball Di...mension... L...ook... to the... Cyberdwarf... Look to... the... Cy...ber...dwarf.............

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