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The most important aspect of delivering justice is to deliver the offenders to the justices, so they may defend themselves.

Sheriff ☎ 911
Sheriff's vehicle with emergency lights activated

Welcome to Corrections DepartmentEdit

If you happen to come by to file a police report, please leave it at my desk and I will attend to it when I come back from patrol.

If you are visiting this page and confused about police verbiage used on this page, please refer to verbiage keys section at the bottom of this page.

Operational morale boostersEdit

Inspirations
  Allah   The Holy Prophet Muhammad (صلی الله علیہ و آلہ و سلم)   The Holy Quran   Islam
  Battle of Badr Conquest of Mecca Treaty of Hudaybiyyah Praise and veneration of Muhammad (صلی الله علیہ و آلہ و سلم)
  Syeduna Abū Bakr aṣ-Ṣiddīq (رضی الله عنہ)   Syeduna Umar ibn Al-Khattab (رضی الله عنہ)   Syeduna Uthman ibn Affan (رضی الله عنہ)   Syeduna Ali ibn Abi Talib (کرم الله وجہہ)
  Pakistan   Muhammad Ali Jinnah   Sir Dr. Allama Muhammad Iqbal   Sir Syed Ahmed Khan
  Liaquat Ali Khan   Khawaja Nazimuddin I. I. Chundrigar   Sir Malik Feroz Khan Noon
  A. K. Fazlul Huq Noor Jehan Major Shabbir Sharif Shaheed (Nishan-e-Haider)   Nishan-e-Haider
Havaldar Lalak Jan Shaheed (Nishan-e-Haider) Works of Muhammad Iqbal Mohammed Rafi   CAC/PAC JF-17 Thunder
S. B. John   Pakistani missile research and development program   Pakistan Air Force   Abdul Sattar Edhi

Codes of conductEdit

  Isma'ilism

Law EnforcmentEdit

Witness ProtectionEdit

Witnesses
  The 500 Most Influential Muslims   Ashraf Ghani List of Pakistani actors   Yazidis
Shuja Khanzada Sardar Ayaz Sadiq Fahmida Mirza Raja Pervaiz Ashraf
  Nawaz Sharif   Pakistan Marines National Assembly of Pakistan   Mustansar Hussain Tarar
List of Pakistani actresses Assad Murtaza Gilani   Ghazanfar Roknabadi Waleed Iqbal
PMLN  Rumi File:Shivsena flag.jpg Shiv Sena   Younis Khan
Ishratul Ibad File:HussainHaqqani.jpg Husain Haqqani Reham Khan   Speaker of the National Assembly of Pakistan
Goldcrest Films Jinnah (film)   Kalash people Fateh Muhammad Malik
Adnan Sami Pakistanis   Baroness Warsi Faisal Qureshi
  Ameen Faheem   Rabindranath Tagore Mehmood Akhtar Firdous Jamal
Waris (TV series)   Benazir Bhutto Abdul Hakeem Khan   Hashmat Ghani Ahmadzai
Bangladeshies   Sheikh Hasina Abdul Malik Baloch Sanaullah Zehri
List of Chief Ministers of Balochistan   Muhammad Khan Achakzai Mahmood Khan Achakzai   Hamid Khan Achakzai
Abdul Samad Khan Achakzai   Hamid Karzai   Burhanuddin Rabbani   Mohammad Ali Bogra
Chaudhry Muhammad Ali Huseyn Shaheed Suhrawardy I.I.Chundrigar   Malala Yousafzai
Faisal Qureshi (director) Faisal Qureshi (anchor) Dilip Kumar   Raheel Sharif
  Zulfikar Ali Bhutto Nurul Amin Al-Shams (East Pakistan)   Mansoor Ijaz
Kalsoom Nawaz Sharif   Asif Ali Zardari Aslam Azhar   Mukti Bahini
  Imran Khan Donald Trump Iqbal Zafar Jhagra   Sardar Mehtab Abbasi
Gopakumar R. P. Asif Nawaz Harchandrai Vishandas List of people from Karachi
  Khudadad Khan   Zia-ul-Haq Syed Wazarat Hussain Naqvi Rashid Akbar Khan
Saeed Akbar Khan Muhammad Sana Ullah Khan Masti Khel Rana Sanaullah Khan List of people from Punjab, Pakistan
Jahangir Khan Jani   Research and Analysis Wing   Rahat Fateh Ali Khan Carlos Brathwaite
Javed Jabbar   David Attenborough   Sadiq Khan Iqbal Mehdi
  Baloch people Ijaz-ul-Haq Fauzia Wahab C. Christine Fair
  Michy Batshuayi   Thomas Müller   Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant Sarfraz Ahmed
Qandeel Baloch Yasir Shah Yasin Malik Meraj Muhammad Khan
Shan Masood   Joe Root Solar kids Sultan Mehmood Chaudhry
Taban Deng Gai   Riek Machar Syed Murad Ali Shah Luke Aikins
Syed Qaim Ali Shah   Clinton family   Islam Karimov Sugata Bose
Sarmila Bose Surinder Kaur Rodrigo Duterte   Bhumibol Adulyadej
Qamar Javed Bajwa

RefereeingEdit

Refereeing
  Costa Rica at the FIFA World Cup      UEFA Euro 2016 Group C   Poland national football team      UEFA Euro 2016 Group F
Albania national football team                 UEFA Euro 2016 knockout phase   Wales national football team   Germany national football team
      Pakistani cricket team in England and Ireland in 2016   Cricket   Brazil national football team

Neighborhoods under "WATCH"Edit

Planet

Asia WatchEdit

Neighborhoods
  North Waziristan   Jhelum District Attock District   Jhelum
  Attock   Awaran District Tehsils of Punjab, Pakistan   Bahawalnagar District
  India   Bahawalnagar   Bahawalpur District   Bahawalpur
Awaran   Bhakkar District   Bhakkar   Chakwal District
  Chakwal Dhab Pari Shah Said Bullo   Sindh
  List of districts of Pakistan Muhammad Ali Jinnah Road Constituency NA-144   Khyber Pakhtunkhwa
  Karachi   Bangladesh   Japan   Mohenjo-daro
  British Raj Hamid Karzai International Airport   Greater Iran   Balochistan
  I. I. Chundrigar Road   Ibrahim Ismail Chundrigar Road Awaran Tehsil Jhal Jhao Tehsil
Mashkai Tehsil   Philippines   China   University of Dhaka
Charsadda   Peshawar Fateh Jang Tehsil   Peshawar District
  Federally Administered Tribal Areas   Abbottabad District   Swat District Mardan District
Lahore District   Rawalpindi District Faisalabad District Multan District
  Gujranwala District   Jhang District Larkana District Larkana
  Gilgit-Baltistan   Islamabad Capital Territory   Punjab   Swat (princely state)
  Islamabad   Quetta Lyari   Lyari Town
  Kuwait City   Ahvaz   Indus River Constituency NA-101
  Quetta District   Zhob District   Loralai District Mujibnagar
Constituency NA-267   Thimphu   Azad Kashmir   Bhutan
  Rawalpindi   Balochistan   Sistan and Baluchestan Province   Makran
  Hyderabad State   Yarlung Tsangpo River   Uzbekistan   Sukkur
  Cebu   Punjab, India

Americas WatchEdit

Neighborhoods
  Columbus, Ohio   United States   Marysville, Ohio   Pantanal
  Paracas National Reserve   Iguazú Falls   Pomerode   Hamtramck, Michigan

Africa WatchEdit

Neighborhoods
  Kenya   Kasanka National Park   South Sudan   Somalia

Court AppearancesEdit

The Bench
Tassaduq Hussain Jillani Nasir-ul-Mulk Jawwad S. Khawaja   Chief Justice of Pakistan
Anwar Zaheer Jamali File:IFTIKHAR-MUHAMMAD-CHAUDHRY.jpg Iftikhar Muhammad Chaudhry Abdul Hameed Dogar Rana Bhagwandas
Nazim Hussain Siddiqui Sheikh Riaz Ahmad Bashir Jehangiri Irshad Hasan Khan
Saeeduzzaman Siddiqui Ajmal Mian Syed Sajjad Ali Shah   Supreme Court of Pakistan
Ashraf Jehan   Javed Iqbal Mian Saqib Nisar Asif Saeed Khan Khosa

Food inspectionEdit

  Raisin

  Yogurt

Emergency ResponseEdit

Emergency Response
List of earthquakes in Chile   2015 Illapel earthquake   2015 Mina stampede 1990 Mecca tunnel tragedy
List of human stampedes   2015 Guatemala landslide   List of landslides 2015 Pakistan heat wave
2007 Karsaz attack   European migrant crisis   2015 Hindu Kush earthquake   List of earthquakes in Pakistan
  Earthquake   Global warming   Metrojet (Russian airline)
 
 
1935 Quetta earthquake
2015 Île-de-France attacks 2015 Paris attacks   November 2015 Paris attacks   1811–12 New Madrid earthquakes
  2016 Burkina Faso attacks Bacha Khan University attack   2016 Tainan earthquake European migrant crisis in Finland
12 May Karachi violence   EgyptAir Flight 804
 
 
Ankara
 
Istanbul
 
Marmaris
 
Malatya
2016 Turkish coup d'état attempt
 
 
2016 Central Italy earthquake
 
 
Panipat
2007 Samjhauta Express bombings

Inmate NumberingEdit

Inmate Numbering
  0   0 (number)   One (disambiguation)   1 (number)

Bills, Laws & AmendmentsEdit

Bills, Laws & Amendments
Wikipedia:Request an account Wikipedia:Manual of Style/Words to watch Template:Infobox philosopher/doc Template:User Kashmir
Template:User Brooklyn Res Template:User Brooklyn past Template:User PowerShell Template:User SFB
Template:User Exchange Template:User PML(N) Template:User Office 365 Template: User Information Technology
Template:User Quran Template:User Love Allah Template:User Love Muhammad Template:User Star Jupiter
Template:User Dragon (zodiac) Template: User Saturday Template: User Sagittarius Template:User WikiProject Football
Wikipedia:In the news/Candidates Template: User Mover Munday Iqbal (disambiguation)
Template:Karachi Historical Population Template:User debater Template:User WikiProject Wikipedia Template:User THE WATCH
Template:User Cyber security Template:User royal descendant Template:Eid Mubarak (Urdu) Template:Happy Eid
Template:Chief Justices of Pakistan

Drug Control (Anti-Narcotics Operations)Edit

  Cocaine

Re-search "Warrants"Edit

Re-search
Hibernation   Bulgarian language Old Church Slavonic Kalash language
Kalasha language   Polio vaccine Pakistani Instrument of Surrender   British Indian passport
The Nation (Pakistan) Gomutra   Saraiki dialect 2016 North Korea nuclear test
  Swine influenza 1971 Bangladesh genocide   Iran–Saudi Arabia relations   Dissolution of Soviet Union
  Pashto   Hindko dialect    
Indo-Pakistani War of 1971
Bangladesh Liberation War
Zika virus outbreak (2015–present)   Zika virus outbreak timeline   Zika virus   List of aircraft of the Pakistan Air Force
  Allegations of support system in Pakistan for Osama bin Laden Indo-Pakistani wars and conflicts Kashmir conflict List of medical conditions which may cause nosebleed
Nosebleed Pakistan military exercises Streptococcus zooepidemicus Balochistan conflict
Famine in Yemen    
Saudi Arabian-led intervention in Yemen
India and state-sponsored terrorism    
2016 India–Pakistan military confrontation
State sponsored terrorism 2004 Darfur Humanitarian Ceasefire Agreement Transport in Western Sahara

Weapons of Mass ProductionEdit

Note: If weapons of mass production offend someone, then please go look at Weapons of mass destruction, otherwise, you are at the right place! :)

Human penis

Animal RescueEdit

  Cattle

  Andean condor

Cyber PatrolEdit

Cyber Patrol
  Office 365 21Vianet Supercomputing in Pakistan Session Initiation Protocol
Background Intelligent Transfer Service   Amazon Web Services   Simple Mail Transfer Protocol Flexible single master operation

Air Traffic ControlEdit

  John Glenn Columbus International Airport

Drink and driveEdit

I support driving while drunk, I always drink Lassi before driving, it makes the drive more enjoyable and I am able to apprehend more criminals than usual when I do that.

Money MattersEdit

  Uzbekistani som

Successful sock-puppet investigationsEdit

I have been part of the following successful sock-puppet investigations with a success rate of 84% in exposing sock masters and their puppets which resulted in exposing of 3 masters and their 18 puppets. Two attempts out of twelve was unsuccessful although it was filed in good faith.

Successful investigations

Who is my master?Edit

I have no master and I am the master of none, they call me Jack of all trades!

People have their head over heals in trying to find an answer to that question. Listed below are the unsuccessful attempts made so far. Stay tuned for more to come soon because you know what, no one can stop people from wasting their time.

Fun EditsEdit

  • Zero: A person who has no value, opposite of a hero. (to 0 on 09/19/2015 at 02:16)
  • *Submit for a drug test to LabCorps or Cops at your local precinct/police station, if your drug test is negative, post the results with your request to create the account and continue with the following steps. Our trained and professional Wikipedians who are also sometimes high on cocaine themselves will evaluate your reports for authenticity and will get back to you. If the report is positive, don't even think about it. It is essential to have drug free Wikipedia since making edits while high on cocaine or alcohol is not a great idea. Drug test is now mandatory to become an editor on Wikipedia. (to Wikipedia:Request an account on 09/23/2015 at 01:17)
Reham Khan
Bhaabhi
In office
7 January 2015 – 30 October 2015
Preceded bySania Mirza
Succeeded bySania Mirza

EnactmentsEdit

Enactments
Dhab Pari Template:User Brooklyn past Template:User PowerShell Template:User SFB
Template:User Exchange Template:User PML(N) Template:User Office 365 Template:User Love Allah
Template:User Love Muhammad Template:User Star Jupiter Template:User Dragon (zodiac) Template: User Saturday
Template: User Sagittarius Firdous Jamal Template: User Mover Mian Saqib Nisar
Template:Karachi Historical Population List of people from Punjab, Pakistan Template:User debater Template:User THE WATCH
Template:User Cyber security List of medical conditions which may cause nosebleed Template:User royal descendant Template:Eid Mubarak (Urdu)
Template:Happy Eid Solar kids Famine in Yemen Asif Saeed Khan Khosa

I like to move it, move it!Edit



Making moves
2015 Mina stampede 1990 Mecca tunnel tragedy Javed Iqbal (judge) 2015 Guatemala landslide
Muhammad Ali Jinnah Road 2015 Pakistan heat wave Ishratul Ibad 2007 Karsaz attack
Template: User Brooklyn Res Metrojet (Russian airline) 1935 Quetta earthquake January 2015 Île-de-France attacks
Kalasha language November 2015 Paris attacks Fateh Muhammad Malik Muhammad Iqbal
Faysal Qureshi Conquest of Mecca Ashraf Ghani Bangladeshies
I. I. Chundrigar I. I. Chundrigar Road 2016 North Korea nuclear test 2016 Ouagadougou attacks
2016 Tainan earthquake Rashid Akbar Khan Saeed Akbar Khan Loralai District
2015 Chile earthquake 12 May Karachi violence John Glenn Columbus International Airport Insurgency in Balochistan

Ammunition Testing SiteEdit

Signature TemplateEdit

Sheriff | ☎ 911 |

Green version for special days:

Sheriff | ☎ 911 |

Alternative signature for move discussions:

To do listEdit

Create
Original ideas

The Climate Barnstar: Incorporate with "The Environment Barnstar" or publish under new name.

Country Barnstars

The Barn Barnstar: For editors working on farm animals or crops related articles.

The ASSHOLE Barnstar: Also can be called The Barnstar of Shame to be ordained to editors who behave like ASSHOLES, for example "Reverting indiscriminately many edits to revert one problem edit and not restoring good edits afterwards", "Accuse other editors baselessly highlighting the content on their user pages or capitalizing on negative messages left by other editors to user's talk page to push their accusation through" and other similar behaviors.

Improve
  1. Kejriwal and other Indian politicians asking for proof of raid
  2. Confusion among Indian media
  3. Asim Bajwa on Ranbir Singh for being dishonest to his profession as a military man for lying about the raid
Future reference
Pages with major changes
Research
  • Analyze before and after war population data and see where genocide numbers stand in the light of that

Removed "MOST WANTED" PostersEdit

An empty tableEdit

An empty table

Pie chart languages color selectionEdit

Use same color for a specific language across all pages of a specific project, change the majority language color to green if selected majority language color look too bad to the eye. If there are two separate dialects of the same language, introduce a new color for one of the dialects.

First Languages of "location name" in "year"

  Sindhi (12.5%)
  Urdu (12.5%)
  Punjabi (12.5%)
  Pashto (12.5%)
  Balochi (12.5%)
  Kohistani (12.5%)
  Brahui (12.5%)
  Others (12.5%)

Officers ordained by meEdit

Officers ordained by me
Serial No. Officer name Medal Date/Time
1 Dcs002   The Socratic Barnstar 16:49, 9 October 2015 (UTC)
2 WikiBulova   The Excellent New Editor's Barnstar 17:30, 25 November 2015 (UTC)
3 Vinegarymass911         The Multiple Barnstar 15:32, 27 January 2016 (UTC)
4 Towns Hill     The Multiple Barnstar 15:41, 29 March 2016 (UTC)
5 Mike V   The Checkuser's Barnstar 17:57, 1 April 2016 (UTC)
6 TripWire   The Purple Barnstar 06:07, 2 July 2016 (UTC)
7 JosephusOfJerusalem   The Barnstar of Good Humor 14:22, 14 May 2018 (UTC)
8 Störm   The BLP Barnstar 02:20, 11 August 2018 (UTC)
9 Masterpha   The E=mc² Barnstar 19:45, 17 August 2018 (UTC)
10 Saqib     The Multiple Barnstar 18:08, 30 August 2018 (UTC)
11 Mar4d   The Tireless Contributor Barnstar 19:29, 9 September 2018 (UTC)

Verbiage KeysEdit

  • Witness Protection: The personality pages edited by this user, in the order they were first edited. This list does not include pages related to judges.
  • Neighborhoods to "WATCH": Location pages edited by this user, in the order they were first edited.
  • Court Appearances: Pages of judges edited by this user, in the order they were first edited.
  • Food Inspection: Food related pages edited by this user, in the order they were first edited.
  • Emergency Response: Disaster pages edited by this user, in the order they were first edited.

Shared IP declarationEdit

I edit using shared IP addresses most of the time, where could exist other editors who are completely unknown to me.

 This user may sometimes share an IP address with [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]].

Committed identityEdit

Committed identity: fe02e4f06e7efc8f432ce6a3231fd3b8cca4196ce6c22224d680e8fe1df92075270102e1c76de03060475ccc5648d78db1cdb20340a45476eadcb1d639786a7e is a SHA-512 (strong) commitment to this user's real-life identity.