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nlDeze gebruiker heeft het Nederlands als moedertaal.
en-4This user can contribute with a near-native level of English.
משתמש זה מסוגל לתרום ברמה קרובה לשפת אם של עברית.‏
ru-3Этот участник свободно владеет русским языком.
yi-3דער באַניצער קען בײַשטײַערן מיט אַ פֿאָרגעשריטענער דרגה פֿון; ייִדיש.
tmr-2משתמש הדא ממלל ארמיא דתלמודא בבלאה בדרגא מציעא.‏
de-2Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.
fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
hy-0Այս անձը չի տիրապետում հայերենը:
{{Wiki}}This user is an advanced writer in the MediaWiki language.
{{t|3}}This user contributes to the template namespace with confidence.
pas-3This user is an advanced Pascal programmer.
HTML-3This user is an advanced HTML user.
BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.
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בס"דThis user built his/her user page with the help of HaShem..

NameThis user's name is Dovid de Bresser.

@This user can be reached by email at


About Wikipedia and spelling

About Wikipedia
This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.
 This user has created a global account. Debresser's main account is on Wikipedia ‹See Tfd›(in English).
  This user has been on Wikipedia for 11 years, 1 month and 20 days.
100,000+This user has made more than 100,000 contributions to Wikipedia.
 This user is one of the 600 most active English Wikipedians of all time.
 This editor is a WikiGnome.
 This user uses AutoWikiBrowser to quickly make repetitive edits.
 This user trusts Wikipedia as a reliable source.
and spelling
This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees.
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
 This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know.
 This user reserves the right to completely screw up his own edits.
 This user often makes mistakes while typing, and would like to take this oppurtunity to aoplogiae.

About myself

My facts
 This user's birthday is July 19th.
 This user is male.
DadThis user is a father and proud of it!
IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 140+.
  This user is right-handed.
sis This user has a little sister
and opinions
 This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.
  This user prefers warm weather.
  This user's favorite colour is blue.
 This user does NOT support abortion except when a woman's life is at serious risk.

This user does NOT support euthanasia and is strongly opposed to all forms of eugenics.
  This user believes that the death penalty should be used for certain crimes.

My interests

  This user enjoys classical music.
SCI FIThis user loves Science Fiction
 This user is a fan of
The Lord of the Rings.
LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films.
HP This user is a Harry Potter fan.
STAR WARSThis user is a Star Wars fan.
CheersSometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.
and active
 This user likes to sleep.
eπi+1=0This user is a mathie.
  This user can divide by zero.
 This user is a law school student.
gtr-1This user is a novice guitarist.
 This user enjoys chess.
 This user reads science fiction.

About eating and drinking etc.

  This user is a carnivore.
  This user is a Chocoholic.
 This user eats cheese.
 This user eats potatoes.
This user does not smoke.
 This user is drug-free.
and drinking
 This user would rather drink tea than coffee.
 This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.
 This user drinks milk.
  This user drinks chocolate milk.
C2H5OH-1This user drinks relatively infrequently. He or she is probably the better for it.
 This user enjoys drinking Smirnoff

And being Jewish

This user is a Jew.
חרידי This user is a Chareidi.
 This user is a Chabadnik
 This user is a rabbi
  This user was born on Av 8th, 5732.
  This user believes the world is a happier, safer and saner place because of religion.
and what
 This user observes Shabbat.
 This user makes Kiddush on Shabbat and Yom Tov.
  This user observes the dietary laws of Kashrut.
כשרותThis user keeps Kosher.
 This user is skilled in the sacred art of Shofar blowing.

Me and my computer

 This user contributes using Microsoft Windows 7.
 This user contributes using Firefox.
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
C:\>_This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.
 This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

Where I have been

 This user is from Earth.
 This user's time zone is GMT+2.
 This user is of Dutch ancestry.
  It is approximately 3:07 PM where this user lives.

Countries I have lived in for some time


Countries I have visited



I decided to put this section at the bottom of my userpage because I've been told I have a peculiar sense of humor.

Being Dutch

A Dutchman trying to write a poem in English might come up with the following:

  • The wind is softly blazing through the booms.

Humor and religion

The following is very funny, really.

  God made this user an atheist. Do you question his wisdom?

Humor at work

The following does not necessarily mirror my professional attitude, just my sense of humor.

 This user loves deadlines. He loves the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

And in the family

No, there was no connection between the lowest two banners in the "About myself" columns.

Funny pictures I found

An Israeli Air Force AH-64D Apache Longbow. In Israel, the AH-64 is the second leading cause of terrorist deaths, after suicide.
When I wanted to build the second tower of the Chartres Cathedral, I ran out of money...
A C-141 participates in Operation Deep Freeze, as uniformed officers of the Pt. Murdo Constabulary Force stand guard.


And if you've made it so far: my website is Home Page of Dovid de Bresser.

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