User:Beetricks/Cat on the Roof/List of Tucker's dates

From his childhood to the end of the series, Tucker Unsworth is known to have been on at least 50 dates. This list contains brief profiles and biographies on most of the women. Not every DoB would have been mentioned in every hypothetical episode the women were featured, that would be ludicrous. Instead, the DoBs are estimates based on what date suits their biography best.

Pre-show

List of women Tucker dated / flung with before 2004.

Name	Birth date	Death date	Period	Biography
Nicolle Harlow	(1966-10-12) October 12, 1966	Living	August 17, 1984 – January 1988
Ivy	1961 (age 62–63)	Living	March 1988 – May 1988
Pharina	(1967-11-14)November 14, 1967	March 30, 2005(2005-03-30) (aged 37)	1989 – 1989	Phara "Pharina" Colbert is a fictional character on the series that only appears once ("New Toilette ..."; season 1, episode 15). She was Tucker Unsworth's two-time date, having first met him back when they both had active careers. Tucker cut off the relationship after a week. He lambasted her as "clinginess personified". She was a teen idol in the 1980s, having her start as an acclaimed child actress. Her singing career took off later in the decade and carried on to the late-1990s as she was able to reinvent herself. "La Vida Irreal" is one of her greatest bangers—it is about her dissociation while vacating in Ibiza. By the early 2000s, she suffered severe financial losses, a brutal divorce after 16 years and debilitating BPD. She died on the toilet on March 30, 2005, from too much perfume. A celebration of life event the next episode aired on TV, which Tucker and Sicky pathetically watch while the credits roll.
Melanie Fallon	(1970-07-29) July 29, 1970	Living	October 1989 – February 23, 1990	Further information: Melanie Miller Melanie Nox Fallon Miller (née Fallon; formerly Fallon-Unsworth) is a fictional character with a supporting role in all six seasons of Cat on the Roof. Part of the Fallon dynasty with her twin Jill Fallon-Kinney, she is depicted as a career-minded celebrity geographer and filmmaker who's grown too cool for Nat Geo and the Discovery Channel. She is the ex-wife of the deuteragonist Tucker Unsworth, who divorced her after 15 years of marriage. She remarried later to a journalist Mr. Miller in season 3. As a mother of four, Griffin is her only child from her first marriage and three other children were born from her second marriage [...]
Isla Freeman	Most likely 1963	Living	1995 – 1998	Isla Freeman (born 1963) is a woman whom Tucker frequented to a nightclub and had a three year affair with. She has only made appearances on archives of newspaper snippets that date from 1998 to 2003. One way Tucker can tell her apart from other lovers is her ginger hair.
Lucie Draper	1973 (age 50–51)	Living	1998 – 2007	Further information: Lucie Draper-Rico Lucie Draper-Rico (née Draper; born c. 1973) is a recurring character in the series. She is Bonkers' executive assistant and support for Tucker's ADHD. Her depiction stands out comparing to the rest of this list as she has her own comedic voice (after Jill (#2) and Sicky (#1)). The first appearance of the character is in "Sports on the Roof" (season 1, episode 2). In 2007, she married Mr. Rico and ended the dalliance.

Season 1

Name	Birth date	Death date	Episode	Biography
Erina	July 1981 (age 42)	Living	"Wapanese on the Roof"	Erina is a Japanese-American historian. According to his own son, the appeal to Tucker that she is half white American.
Justine	(1973-09-17) September 17, 1973	Living	"It's Raining Chicks on the Roof!"	Justine was, much like how Jill used to be, a lucky fan of the Bonkers who got to meet Team President Unsworth. All thanks to the VIP office tour ticket that landed on her lap. As a rookie interviewer for NPR, she was so intrigued by the President's outlandish remarks about accepting released interviews from women he's slept with that her crew thought of a bait-and-switch mission. Suspicious of her studiousness towards him, he breaks up at the beginning of the episode with her out of fear. She sent a dozen of her covert crew members disguised as beauty pageants to rummage his house. The end of the episode sees her talking about her experience on a radio show as Griffin changes the channels.
Ronda Rage	(1978-06-04) June 4, 1978	Living		Ronda Rage is a derogatory nickname given to an anonymous date of Tucker's by her assailant Sicky after she passed out from their altercation. Putting her blonde locks and sleek legs to waste, she was a failing model in her mid-20s. To get back, she was looking to marry a man with money and fame—Tucker Unsworth just happened to be at the right place (a Chinese restaurant) at the right time (evening). Her only major achievement was that she once modelled for a Guess campaign, which she constantly boasts about to him. After gaining her conscience, she broke up with Tucker mid-episode.
Stephen Briartree	(1986-04-12) April 12, 1986	Living		Stephen Briartree was a date who was never given a second chance after Sicky told Tucker of her name she was seriously given by her family. Born rich, she was homeschooled so she never quite had to face the bullying kids at public schools get. She is quite a phoney and pretentious teenage girl. At 18, she was the second-youngest date Tucker had on the show (after Nicolle Harlow, who was 17–18).

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