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List of Everybody Hates Chris episodes

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The following is a list of episodes of the UPN/The CW sitcom Everybody Hates Chris. Each season contains 22 episodes. A total of 88 episodes were produced over the course of 4 seasons airing from September 22, 2005 to May 8, 2009.

All episode titles begin with the phrase "Everybody Hates...".


Series overviewEdit

Season Episodes Originally aired
First aired Last aired Network
1 22 September 22, 2005 May 11, 2006 UPN
2 22 October 1, 2006 May 14, 2007 The CW
3 22 October 1, 2007 May 18, 2008
4 22 October 3, 2008 May 8, 2009


Season 1 (2005–2006)Edit

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1 1 "Everybody Hates The Pilot" Reginald Hudlin Story by : Chris Rock & Ali LeRoi
Teleplay by : Ali LeRoi
September 22, 2005 (2005-09-22) 101

Chris (Tyler James Williams) commutes to and is bullied at a predominantly white school to fulfill his mother, Rochelle's (Tichina Arnold) wish for a better education, and also move out of the projects into a house. His schedule for this one school day is to go to school, buy lunch with money, come home from school on time to pick up his sibling Drew and Tonya and ensure that his father maintains a stable rest & meal. Unfortunately, the day does not go as planned.

Note: This episode does not end with "Everybody Hates Chris".
2 2 "Everybody Hates Keisha" Eric Laneuville Kriss Turner September 29, 2005 (2005-09-29) 102
Chris tries to impress the girl of his dreams (Aree Davis) after she is hired to tutor Drew (Tequan Richmond), but ends up discovering heartbreak. Meanwhile, Julius becomes uncomfortable around Rochelle's new friend Sheila, due to her being around the house all the time.
3 3 "Everybody Hates Basketball" Lev L. Spiro Aron Abrams & Gregory Thompson October 6, 2005 (2005-10-06) 103
Because he's black, Chris is recruited by the basketball team despite the fact he can't play. Things are made worse when the attention he gets from the school staff and other students hurts his friendship with Greg. Meanwhile, the family decides to rent their upstairs room, but Rochelle becomes increasingly suspicious of Mr. Tate, their extremely mysterious and off-putting new tenant.
4 4 "Everybody Hates Sausage" Lev L. Spiro Ali LeRoi October 13, 2005 (2005-10-13) 104

Julius buys a crate of cheap sausage for the family to eat for a week, but the family soon begins to dislike it, and Tonya tests Rochelle's patience by outright refusing to eat it. Elsewhere, Chris has to deal with bullying by Joey Caruso's gang after false rumors spread that he beat up Caruso, and has to deal with an unfair school administration.

Note: This episode does not end with "Everybody Hates Chris".
5 5 "Everybody Hates Fat Mike" Eric Laneuville Craig DiGregorio & Ali LeRoi October 20, 2005 (2005-10-20) 105

Chris finds himself in hot water when he, disregarding his father's warning, allows a neighborhood kid to ride his bike who then takes off with it. Elsewhere, Julius's coworkers go on strike, so he fills his free time with housework, much to Rochelle's dismay.

Absent: Vincent Martella as Greg Wuliger
6 6 "Everybody Hates Halloween" Eric Laneuville Rodney Barnes & Courtney Lilly October 27, 2005 (2005-10-27) 106

Chris is excited to go to a Halloween party that an older girl invites him to, but his day is abound with trouble. Meanwhile, Julius buys cheap candy to hand out to the neighborhood kids, to Rochelle's -- who despises being perceived as poor -- disapproval. He gives the invite to Chris who is determined to go. Elsewhere, Drew and Tonya hold back Chris from attending the party since they want to go trick-or-treating, which does not go ideally.

Note: There are bells ringing during the "Everybody Hates Chris" phrase at the end.
7 7 "Everybody Hates The Babysitter" Ken Whittingham Alyson Fouse November 3, 2005 (2005-11-03) 107

Julius and Rochelle go out to a restaurant for a night, leaving a babysitter (Erica Hubbard) to watch the kids, but both at home and at the restaurant does disaster after disaster occur. In the end, Chris gives some much deserved karma to the babysitter, making this the only episode in the season, and one of the very few in the series, where the very ending is not bad for Chris.

Absent: Vincent Martella as Greg Wuliger
8 8 "Everybody Hates the Laundromat" Gina Prince-Bythewood Kriss Turner November 10, 2005 (2005-11-10) 108
A tired Chris spends his Saturday morning with his siblings at a laundromat, and Tonya storms out after arguing with Chris.
9 9 "Everybody Hates Food Stamps" Jerry Levine Ali LeRoi November 17, 2005 (2005-11-17) 109
Julius finds $200 in food stamps, but Rochelle is too embarrassed to use them, so she dips into the family's spending money, and has to keep it a secret from a suspicious Julius. Meanwhile, Chris and Greg have a falling-out over a science project they are working on together.
10 10 "Everybody Hates Greg" Jerry Levine Howard Gewirtz November 24, 2005 (2005-11-24) 110
Chris decides to go to Greg's house to play some video games, but neither boy's family is entirely okay with it at first. (Greg's father, Art: Gary Basaraba).
11 11 "Everybody Hates Christmas" Dennie Gordon Alyson Fouse & Ali LeRoi December 15, 2005 (2005-12-15) 111

Chris wants a portable cassette player for Christmas but his parents cannot afford to buy one, despite them obliging his siblings and themselves. At school, Chris brings in canned goods for the needy, but his teacher insistently believes that he is one of the needy. When Tonya heard that there is no Santa Clause from Drew, she gets upset leaving to where Rochelle is trying to help Tonya learn the truth about Santa.

Note: At the end of the episode, the phrase "Everybody Hates Chris" is said with Salvation Army bells ringing.
12 12 "Everybody Hates Part Time Job" Tamra Davis Aron Abrams & Gregory Thompson January 19, 2006 (2006-01-19) 112
Chris learns the value of a dollar when he begins to work with his father to save up the money needed to get a leather jacket, which he believes will make him look cool. Meanwhile, after their school is closed for maintenance, Drew and Tonya engage in a game of "dares" which ends in a hospital visit.
13 13 "Everybody Hates Picture Day" Linda Mendoza Story by : Aron Abrams,
Kevin A. Garnett & Gregory Thompson
Teleplay by : Kevin A. Garnett
February 2, 2006 (2006-02-02) 113
As school picture day approaches, Chris wants to find the perfect outfit with his mother's help. Rochelle then begins a job as a cosmetics saleswoman to earn extra money. Meanwhile, Drew and Tonya engage in a war of attrition over tattling.
14 14 "Everybody Hates Valentine's Day" Millicent Shelton Lance Crouther February 9, 2006 (2006-02-09) 114
Chris breaks up a fight between his "bus crush" (Raven Goodwin) and her boyfriend, while Greg gets his first girlfriend. Meanwhile, Rochelle and Julius attempt to manage the many valentines both Tonya and Drew are receiving.
15 15 "Everybody Hates The Lottery" Malcolm D. Lee Rodney Barnes February 16, 2006 (2006-02-16) 115
Chris gets involved in a rivalry as he tries to hold on to his fame as the best Asteroids player in the neighborhood. Meanwhile, as family expenses pile up, Rochelle becomes mad when she is forced to stop eating chocolate turtles, while Julius tries to win the lottery for extra money.
16 16 "Everybody Hates The Gout" Jerry Levine Story by : Aeysha Carr & Ali LeRoi
Teleplay by : Ali LeRoi
March 2, 2006 (2006-03-02) 116
While Julius has the gout, he discovers his passion for The Young and the Restless, a passion he shares with several of Rochelle's female friends. Meanwhile, Chris forges an A on his report card so as to avoid revealing an F to his mother, but he may not be as clever as he thinks.
17 17 "Everybody Hates Funerals" Matt Shakman Alyson Fouse March 23, 2006 (2006-03-23) 117

Chris' beloved grandfather (Jimmie Walker) dies from a unexpected heart attack while paying a visit, which causes Rochelle to act nice in a strange way as her extended family comes to town to pay their respects, and this forces Chris to become a mother to the rest of the family. Meanwhile, Rochelle becomes fed up with her impolite mother (Loretta Devine).

Note: Chris is reading a Black Panther comic book.
18 18 "Everybody Hates Corleone" Chris Rock Felicia D. Henderson April 13, 2006 (2006-04-13) 118

Chris tries to get himself expelled as he grows intolerant of his constant physical & verbal bullying at Corleone, where in which he is the sole black student. Meanwhile, Julius finds a new job that pays more than his previous two jobs combined, but fast and adamantly does the family become tired of one of its new consequences.

Note: This episode doesn't end with "Everybody Hates Chris".
19 19 "Everybody Hates Drew" Jerry Levine Story by : Lance Crouther
Teleplay by : Aron Abrams & Gregory Thompson
April 20, 2006 (2006-04-20) 119
Feeling inferior to his younger brother Drew, Chris takes karate classes and uses a move taught by his karate teacher and purposely breaks Drew's hand in a fight, but that may not be enough to keep Drew from remaining superior. Meanwhile, Rochelle has to teach Tonya the limits of gossiping when they go to the beauty shop.
20 20 "Everybody Hates Playboy" Lev L. Spiro Chuck Sklar April 27, 2006 (2006-04-27) 120
Chris steals his father's Playboy magazine from his toolbox while getting crazy glue to fix the table and brings it to school, where it soon gets confiscated by the vice principal. When Julius discovers that it is missing, he desperately tries to get it back, so Rochelle does not know Julius has been looking in those magazines, but Julius fears that Rochelle is saving it to use against him. Meanwhile, Tonya discovers Drew's Arachnophobia, and uses it to scare him, but Drew may have gotten more than he asks for when he uses her fear of clowns to retaliate.
21 21 "Everybody Hates Jail" Jeff Melman Andrew Orenstein May 4, 2006 (2006-05-04) 121
Chris gets tips on raising the most money for a field trip to Washington, D.C. in the school cookie-selling competition from neighborhood crooks, which is saying they fell out of a truck this morning, which gets him in trouble with the police. Meanwhile, Julius' plan to see Dreamgirls with Rochelle on their wedding anniversary is thwarted when Tonya and Drew catch chickenpox. Features a cameo by Stephen King as a man who steals a box of cookies from Chris.
22 22 "Everybody Hates Father's Day" Ali LeRoi Rodney Barnes & Ali LeRoi May 11, 2006 (2006-05-11) 122
Chris goes looking for the perfect Father's Day gift for his father. However, all Julius wants is to spend the day alone, which the rest of the family doesn't quite approve of.

Season 2 (2006–2007)Edit

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23 1 "Everybody Hates Rejection" Ken Whittingham Andrew Orenstein October 1, 2006 (2006-10-01) 202
When Keisha moves away, Chris prepares for his first date with a new girl from the neighborhood. Meanwhile, a nosy new neighbor (Whoopi Goldberg) moves in next door and pressures Rochelle to organize a neighborhood watch patrol. After volunteering to be a crossing guard, Drew has girls all over him. Chris meets Tasha Clarkson (Paige Hurd).
24 2 "Everybody Hates the Class President (Part 1)" Jerry Levine Ali LeRoi October 8, 2006 (2006-10-08) 201
Chris runs for eighth-grade class president against Caruso. Meanwhile, Julius learns he has high blood pressure and tries to reduce the amount of stress in his life. Tonya wants Drew to teach her how to Moonwalk like Billy Ocean.
25 3 "Everybody Hates Elections (Part 2)" Ali LeRoi Ali LeRoi October 16, 2006 (2006-10-16) 203
In order to win votes for class president, Chris tries to write a campaign speech. Meanwhile, Rochelle rents out the upstairs apartment to a funeral director (Ernest Thomas) with a long list of lady friends. Drew finds money that his mother lost and spends it.
26 4 "Everybody Hates a Liar" Jerry Levine Adrienne Carter October 23, 2006 (2006-10-23) 204
Chris makes everybody think that he is going out with Tasha. Meanwhile, Julius wants to get something fun with his trading stamps, but Rochelle wants a new refrigerator.
27 5 "Everybody Hates Malvo" Debbie Allen Alyson Fouse October 30, 2006 (2006-10-30) 206
Chris gets robbed by Malvo, a local thug, after Doc lets him work the cash register at the corner store, and he fears the thief will kill him if he snitches. Meanwhile, after buying a Betamax, Julius gets angry when Tonya tapes over his Young and the Restless and refuses to apologize to her after Rochelle tells him he hurt Tonya's feelings. But; in the end, Tonya told Julius, who finished apologizing to Tonya about the Betamax that the Young and the Restless is for women which Julius told her about soap TV shows for women in the future.
28 6 "Everybody Hates the Buddy System" Ken Whittingham Ali LeRoi November 6, 2006 (2006-11-06) 207
The new school principal, Mr. Edwards (Jason Alexander) teams Chris with Caruso on a field trip in hope that the two will bond. Meanwhile, Tonya accidentally loses one of Rochelle's hoop earrings after being told she cannot wear them. Julius tries to buy a Wayne Gretzky jersey for Drew.
29 7 "Everybody Hates Promises" Millicent Shelton Chuck Sklar November 13, 2006 (2006-11-13) 205
Students want to impeach Chris as class president after he fails to deliver on his campaign promises. Meanwhile, Rochelle's never-do-well brother, Michael, visits after their mother kicks him out of her house, and asks if he can stay. Rochelle agrees, but Julius ("Big Man") is not happy about it.
30 8 "Everybody Hates Thanksgiving" Matt Shakman Alyson Fouse November 20, 2006 (2006-11-20) 208
Julius wakes up the family at 5 A.M. in order to create a fantastic Thanksgiving meal to impress his younger brother, Louis (Wayne Brady). When Chris spoils his family's favorite Thanksgiving tradition, Mac N' Cheese, Chris's boss Doc shows him how to make it from something different. This episode is a spoof of the TV series, 24.
31 9 "Everybody Hates Superstition" Debbie Allen Adam Lorenzo November 27, 2006 (2006-11-27) 211
Things start going Chris's way at home and at school after he wears his dad's lucky socks; Drew prepares to sing in a school talent show, even though he cannot carry a tune. In the meantime, Julius and Rochelle have a plan to end Tonya and Drew's greedy behavior.
32 10 "Everybody Hates Kris" Victor Nelli, Jr. Adrienne Carter December 11, 2006 (2006-12-11) 209
Julius works as a department store Santa and Chris is one of his elves, but Julius upsets the kids when they ask for expensive gifts that costs him money fearing that they will bankrupt their families this year, which results in his firing, and Chris gets so sick he has to be hospitalized. While in the hospital, he meets a mysterious man named Kris (Richard Lewis), who helps him see how blessed he really is.
33 11 "Everybody Hates Eggs" Jerry Levine Lisa Parsons January 22, 2007 (2007-01-22) 210
Chris must care for an egg like it is a baby for a week as part of a social-studies project on parenting, but when Rochelle finds out that Chris was going to keep it in the refrigerator for the week, Chris finds out being a parent isn't as easy as it sounds; Tonya is afraid to sleep because Drew told her werewolves will come out in the dark, which explains the reason why the electric bill is $25.83 more than usual; Julius tries to find ways to lower the electric bill. Caruso puts Chris's egg on a chair, and Chris accidentally sits on it when he is about to be called up in class.
34 12 "Everybody Hates Hall Monitors" Arlene Sanford Aeysha Carr January 29, 2007 (2007-01-29) 212
Chris becomes a hall monitor at school to get some respect, but no one takes him seriously. Meanwhile, Julius grows weary of Rochelle complaining about her new job. Tonya gets frustrated because her girlfriends spend more time with Drew than with her.
35 13 "Everybody Hates Snow Day" Jerry Levine Ali LeRoi & Andrew Orenstein February 5, 2007 (2007-02-05) 213
Chris is the only one that shows up when Corleone is closed for a snow day and has to stay with Principal Edwards until they can get in touch with his parents. Meanwhile, when he realizes his son is not around, Julius comes to find him. Rochelle gets robbed on the subway.
36 14 "Everybody Hates the Substitute" Millicent Shelton Andrew Orenstein February 12, 2007 (2007-02-12) 214
After Ms. Morello goes to Africa, Chris is excited to get a black substitute teacher (Orlando Jones), but his enthusiasm quickly turns to dread when the substitute pressures him to get an A. Meanwhile, Julius gets frustrated with Mr. Omar because he keeps borrowing his phone. Tonya keeps getting Drew in trouble by telling Rochelle that he hit her.
37 15 "Everybody Hates Cutting School" Keith Truesdell Story by : Kevin A. Garnett &
Andrew Orenstein
Teleplay by : Andrew Orenstein
February 19, 2007 (2007-02-19) 218
When Ms. Morello is away for the day, Chris and Greg cut school so they can see Ghostbusters and end up getting busted. Meanwhile, Rochelle embarrasses Tonya and Drew when she helps out at their school's book fair, and Julius spends a frustrating day trying to get his driver's license renewed at the DMV.
38 16 "Everybody Hates Chain Snatching" Lev L. Spiro Rodney Barnes February 26, 2007 (2007-02-26) 215
Malvo demands Chris steal a gold chain for him when he warns someone Malvo was about to steal one and threatens a beating if Chris does not comply. Tonya tries to win tickets to a Billy Ocean concert from a radio station, but after some trial-and-error and some help with Drew, she gets the tickets. And Julius is keeping a credit card secret from Rochelle when she finds out, but she finds out he had a credit card to get her something special: Her wedding ring (With Chris narrating for the first time, Julius got Rochelle to shut up).
39 17 "Everybody Hates DJ's" Jerry Levine Rodney Barnes March 19, 2007 (2007-03-19) 217

Chris becomes a DJ after the neighborhood DJ, Hilly Hill (DJ Quik), is arrested and, in doing so, has a problem when he scratches his mother's James Brown album. Meanwhile, Julius takes Drew to a magic show and passes out when he sees a rabbit.

Note:The episode ends by repeating "Everybody" like a scratched record in "Everybody Hates Chris".
40 18 "Everybody Hates Baseball" Ali LeRoi Chuck Sklar March 26, 2007 (2007-03-26) 219

Chris must decide whether he wants to go to a Mets game with his father and brother or to go see Back to the Future with Tasha. Meanwhile, Rochelle's slacker brother asks her hairdresser, Vanessa (Jackée Harry), out on a date, and Rochelle tries to talk her out of going. Rochelle forgets to mail Tonya's letter to the Billy Ocean fan club.

Note: This is one of only two episodes featuring a voice-over done by someone other than Chris, the second being in the episode "Everybody Hates Mother's Day".
41 19 "Everybody Hates Gambling" Jason Alexander Aeysha Carr April 23, 2007 (2007-04-23) 216
Chris wins a lot of money for Doc by correctly predicting upsets in pro basketball games—until the neighborhood bookie, Paulie (Vincent Pastore), threatens him. Back at home, Tonya gets tips from Julius on how to beat Drew in checkers. Julius gets behind Rochelle's back to bet on an upcoming basketball game—not realizing it is his son, "Chrissy the Black," who is calling the shots.
42 20 "Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes" Keith Truesdell Matthew Claybrooks April 30, 2007 (2007-04-30) 220
Chris starts telling dirty jokes at school after he secretly listens to his parents' Redd Foxx album. Meanwhile, Rochelle tries to set up a blind date for her mom, Maxine (Loretta Devine); and Drew is pestered by a girl who keeps telling friends that he kissed her.
43 21 "Everybody Hates Math" Ken Whittingham Devon Shepard May 7, 2007 (2007-05-07) 221
Chris has trouble learning algebra, so Rochelle tries to teach him. But when he has problems with her, he goes to his grandmother, a former algebra teacher herself, for help. Meanwhile, Julius gets Risky a job helping him deliver newspapers. Drew ends up breaks one of Julius' chair, but Tonya takes the blame and then makes Drew wait on her hand and foot.
44 22 "Everybody Hates the Last Day" Kelsey Grammer Rodney Barnes May 14, 2007 (2007-05-14) 222
It is the last day of school, and Chris wants revenge on Caruso for making his life miserable. He puts cat food in the heating ducts and everywhere around the school causing Caruso to get blamed due to his love for cats. Meanwhile, Julius tries to fix Mr. Omar's clogged drain, but only makes things worse and gets reported to the housing authority. Drew teases Tonya causing his graduation to nearly end in disaster, when Tonya ends up throws an ice cream sundae on his cap and gown in retaliation. To make matters worse, Rochelle told him to not wear it until the graduation. In the end, Rochelle fixes the cap and gown with a pair of scissors and a well placed scarf.

Season 3 (2007–2008)Edit

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45 1 "Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor" Keith Truesdell Ali LeRoi October 1, 2007 (2007-10-01) 301
Chris fails an assessment test and is sent to the guidance counselor (series co-creator Chris Rock), who doesn't have a clue how to help Chris. Back at home, Julius tries to find a way out of buying the kids new school clothes.
46 2 "Everybody Hates Caruso" Jerry Levine Andrew Orenstein October 8, 2007 (2007-10-08) 303
Caruso gets beat up by a kid he picked on and abdicates his role as school bully. Unfortunately, the situation makes life even more troublesome for Chris, because his fellow students are vying for Caruso's old post, by picking on him. Back at home, Julius takes on extra work while he is supposed to be on vacation and tries to hide it from Rochelle.
47 3 "Everybody Hates Driving" Debbie Allen Chuck Sklar October 15, 2007 (2007-10-15) 305
Julius asks Chris to move the family car across the street, but Chris ends up driving it to school even though he doesn't have a license in order to impress a girl. Meanwhile, Rochelle goes to traffic court to argue about a speeding ticket.
48 4 "Everybody Hates Blackie" Victor Nelli, Jr. Adrienne Carter October 22, 2007 (2007-10-22) 304

Chris is allowed to get a dog, which Julius names Blackie, after a burglary at his home but unlike him, Julius wants it to be a guard dog, not a pet. Meanwhile, because the TV has been stolen, Tonya and Drew decide to entertain themselves by making prank calls. The singing at the end is in Spanish, since Blackie responds to Spanish.

Note: At the end of this episode, the phrase "Everybody Hates Chris" is said in Spanish.
49 5 "Everybody Hates the Bachelor Pad" Jerry Levine Alyson Fouse October 29, 2007 (2007-10-29) 302
Chris is left alone in Mr. Omar's apartment when his family comes down with the flu and Mr. Omar, who's supposed to look after him until the family recovers, leaves him for a widowed woman. Tonya lies about being sick to avoid failing a quiz she forgot to study for. Greg then suggests he invite Tasha over for some alone time watching Richard Pryor, but the moment gets ruined when more people come to watch as well. Even though Chris puts his whole family in a coma, Rochelle catches Chris and Tonya in a middle of the party.
50 6 "Everybody Hates Bed-Stuy" Debbie Allen Rodney Barnes November 5, 2007 (2007-11-05) 306
Chris makes up a story about a serial killer that causes a panic in the community after joining the writing staff for the school newspaper, as his skills as a writer don't go down well. Meanwhile, Rochelle campaigns for Lamar Johnson, a slick city councilman, much to Julius' dismay.
51 7 "Everybody Hates Houseguests" Keith Truesdell Frank Sebastiano November 12, 2007 (2007-11-12) 307
With his dad out of town, Greg comes to stay at Chris' house and gets special treatment from Rochelle, which upsets Chris. Meanwhile, Julius gets a job as a cab driver and takes a passenger named Eddie (Tommy Davidson) on a road trip to Las Vegas for $1000 despite his initial reluctance to do so. Unfortunately, Eddie is a bank robber.
52 8 "Everybody Hates Minimum Wage" Debbie Allen Aeysha Carr November 19, 2007 (2007-11-19) 308
Chris quits his job at Doc's store and gets another job at a Chinese restaurant called Hoo's Hunan because he isn't getting paid minimum wage; Rochelle becomes a hair model for an upcoming hair show. Meanwhile, Julius visits Drew's school in order to find out why he's failing history tests and Greg tries to find the courage to talk to a girl.
53 9 "Everybody Hates the New Kid" Ted Wass Alyson Fouse November 26, 2007 (2007-11-26) 309
Chris is happy when another black kid named Albert arrives at his school, but Greg worries that Chris will forget about him. Although Chris and Albert are friends, Chris doesn't realize that Albert is different from what he thought. Meanwhile, Rochelle gets an unexpected tax refund and goes on a shopping spree, but Julius is concerned that the IRS will come and take back the extra cash.
54 10 "Everybody Hates Kwanzaa" Eyal Gordin Adrienne Carter December 10, 2007 (2007-12-10) 310
For a school assignment, Chris must help Kill Moves find his estranged mother (Phylicia Rashād). Meanwhile, Julius decides it's cheaper to celebrate Kwanzaa than Christmas.
55 11 "Everybody Hates the Port Authority" Ali LeRoi Ali LeRoi March 2, 2008 (2008-03-02) 313
Chris and his family decide to take a trip down South to attend the funeral of Julius' distant relative. Unfortunately, while waiting for the bus at Port Authority, Chris and Julius get sucked into playing Three-card Monte and are too afraid to tell Rochelle that they lost all their money.
56 12 "Everybody Hates Bad Boys" Ali LeRoi Aeysha Carr March 9, 2008 (2008-03-09) 311
Chris adapts from a 'nice guy' into a 'bad boy' when he discovers Tasha likes bad boys, while Julius wins a free meal with his family at a fancy restaurant called Domaine et Mer after he wins employee of the month but it comes with unexpected restrictions.
57 13 "Everybody Hates the First Kiss" Jerry Levine Aeysha Carr March 16, 2008 (2008-03-16) 312
After finding out that Tasha is going to "spin the bottle" parties, Chris is determined to get an invitation to the next party so he can finally experience his first kiss. When Rochelle runs into an old boyfriend while the family is out to dinner, Julius becomes extremely jealous and asks Tonya to spy on her mother and find out whether she still has feelings for her ex. Mr. Omar borrows five dollars from Drew, not realizing that Drew is deadly serious about getting his money back.
58 14 "Everybody Hates Easter" Jerry Levine Alyson Fouse March 23, 2008 (2008-03-23) 314
When Tasha breaks up with her boyfriend, Chris is more than happy to step in and serve as her escort for the Easter Pageant, but first he has to figure out how to be in two places at the same time without his mother finding out. Rochelle is confident that she'll win the Easter Pageant Hat-Off competition for the fourth year in a row, but she definitely has to up her game after finding out that the church's newest member intends to take away her title. Julius pretends that he has to work on Easter so that he can stay home and watch baseball.
59 15 "Everybody Hates Gretzky" Jerry Levine Andrew Orenstein March 30, 2008 (2008-03-30) 317
In an attempt to keep his younger brother, Drew, out of further trouble, Chris reluctantly agrees to skip school and accompany Drew on a mission to find his idol, hockey great Wayne Gretzky. Also, Tonya was supposed to go on a school trip to Philadelphia, which was unsuccessful as Julius couldn't afford to take her.
60 16 "Everybody Hates the BFD" Jerry Levine Alessia Costantini April 6, 2008 (2008-04-06) 315
Chris is so desperate to raise the funds to go to a Run–D.M.C. concert that he jumps at the chance to participate in Mr. Omar's Black Funeral Directors' (BFD) scholarship fund. Meanwhile, when Rochelle injures her arm, she quickly realizes that the longer she's out of commission, the longer she can avoid taking care of Julius and the family.
61 17 "Everybody Hates Ex-Cons" Debbie Allen Rodney Barnes April 13, 2008 (2008-04-13) 316
Chris attempts to help Malvo, a career criminal who was recently released from jail, turn his life around by going back to high school. Rochelle is alarmed by the parenting skills of one of Tonya's friend's parents (guest star Shar Jackson) and decides to share her wealth of knowledge. A die-hard Dodgers fan, Julius feels betrayed when Drew decides he's a fan of the Mets.
62 18 "Everybody Hates Earth Day" Jerry Levine Adam Lorenzo April 20, 2008 (2008-04-20) 318
Chris must come up with a school project for Earth Day, so he decides to collect cans, believing it will be an easy task and something Julius can help him accomplish. When Rochelle is called to school to discuss Tonya's inappropriate behavior, it quickly becomes obvious to Rochelle that it's a case of the apple not falling far from the tree.
63 19 "Everybody Hates Being Cool" Ken Whittingham Rodney Barnes April 27, 2008 (2008-04-27) 319
On a mission to become one of the "cool" kids, Chris is caught with cigarettes and suspended from school. Of course, Tonya intercepts the call from Chris' school letting his parents know he has been suspended and decides to blackmail him. Meanwhile, in an effort to get even with Julius for keeping a coat given to him by his ex-girlfriend, Rochelle decides to parade around the neighborhood in inappropriate clothing.
64 20 "Everybody Hates the Ninth-Grade Dance" Ken Whittingham Ali LeRoi May 4, 2008 (2008-05-04) 320
When Chris is the only boy without a date for the ninth-grade dance, Greg suggests he ask out Carrie but when he does, word spreads of the inter-racial couple. Meanwhile, Tonya pesters her parents about taking ballet lessons. Tony Rock, the inspiration for Drew, guest stars as entrepreneurial Uncle Ryan.
65 21 "Everybody Hates Mother's Day" Keith Truesdell Jason M. Palmer May 11, 2008 (2008-05-11) 321

When Chris attempts to buy Rochelle expensive perfume as a Mother's Day gift from a store, he discovers he cannot afford it and buys a knock-off from Risky. However, Rochelle breaks out in hives and takes Chris to the store she believes he bought it from.

Note: This is the second of only two episodes featuring a voice-over done by someone other than Chris.
66 22 "Everybody Hates Graduation" Jason Alexander Chuck Sklar May 18, 2008 (2008-05-18) 322
Chris' joy at graduating to junior high school is short-lived when he finds out Greg is going to a different school next year, so he needs enough money to go to Greg's school. Meanwhile, Rochelle volunteers Drew to be Tonya's partner in "Swan Lake" after her partner suffers an ankle injury.

Season 4 (2008–2009)Edit

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67 1 "Everybody Hates Tattaglia" Jerry Levine Ali LeRoi October 3, 2008 (2008-10-03) 401
Chris enters high school and is placed in an all-white homeroom with a rather jerky teacher. Meanwhile, Tonya starts working with Rochelle at the local beauty parlor, where her blunt honesty gets her into trouble with customers by telling somebody had a giant mole.
68 2 "Everybody Hates Cake" Keith Truesdell Adrienne Carter October 10, 2008 (2008-10-10) 402

Chris is asked to tutor an androgynous classmate named Angel (pronounced in spanish as An-hel) (Hector Garcia), so he can get the attention of Maria. When Mr. Omar goes away for a week, he asks Drew and Tonya to watch after his goldfish. Meanwhile Tasha's ex-con mother, Peaches (Tisha Campbell-Martin) asks Rochelle for help to turn her life around. In the end, Greg is kicked out of the Bronx Academy of Science, and becomes a nerd again.

Note: This episode reunites Tisha Campbell-Martin and Tichina Arnold, who both starred in the sitcom Martin. Also, this is the only episode in the series which at the end, the theme song says "Everybody hates Chris, and Greg".
69 3 "Everybody Hates Homecoming" Jerry Levine Frank Sabastiano October 17, 2008 (2008-10-17) 403

Chris is thrilled when Jenise Huckstable (Tristin Mays) asks him to the homecoming dance. His nerves begin to get the better of him when Jenise tells him that her father Dr. Clint Huckstable (Orlando Jones) and mother Blair Huxtable (Devika Parikh) want to meet him before the dance, but Rochelle makes Chris stand Jenise up when Greg goes missing, and she and Chris find Jenise and Clint in their house the next day, and Jenise tells Chris off. Drew tries to get Doc to feng shui the store when he takes over Chris' hours. A boy tries to seduce Tonya, which makes James jealous.

Special guest stars: Orlando Jones as Clint Huckstable, Devika Parikh as Blair Huckstable and Tristin Mays as Jenise Huckstable

Note: The Huckstables are a spoof of the Huxtables in The Cosby Show. Similarities include the name, professions of the parents, the sweaters, the living room set, and the "studio audience". This also second time Orlando Jones guest starred in the series.
70 4 "Everybody Hates the English Teacher" Seith Mann Rodney Barnes October 24, 2008 (2008-10-24) 404
Julius and Rochelle raise Mr. Omar's rent, and Mr. Omar demands that they bring the apartment up to code, as a result, he stays with the family until the repairs are done, and passes the time by playing blackjack with Drew and Tonya, but it takes a turn for the worse when Mr. Omar uses real money. Chris is assigned to do a book report on Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man, but decides to watch the movie with the same name title, and Greg fakes the news that the movie that Chris watched has nothing to do with the book itself.
71 5 "Everybody Hates My Man" Jerry Levine Warren Hutcherson October 31, 2008 (2008-10-31) 405
In order to be allowed to hang out with the cool kids, Chris decides to help the football team with homework. Meanwhile, Julius begins work collecting dead bodies for Mr. Omar's funeral home.
72 6 "Everybody Hates Doc" Lev L. Spiro Luisa Leschin November 7, 2008 (2008-11-07) 406
Doc's new girlfriend, Stacy (Robin Givens), makes Chris' life complicated, due to her being ridiculously over-demanding, including everyone else, so he decides that she and Doc should break up. Meanwhile, a bra in Julius' sock drawer makes Rochelle unhappy, making her instantly believe Julius is having an affair; however, what she doesn't know is that Tonya hid it there.
73 7 "Everybody Hates Snitches" Anton Cropper Jason M. Palmer November 14, 2008 (2008-11-14) 407

Chris witnesses a shooting outside a movie theater when he is supposed to be babysitting Drew and Tonya while his parents are at a Broadway musical for their anniversary; however, when Julius accidentally hits one of the performers, he and Rochelle get thrown out.

Note: Julius and Rochelle went to go see a Broadway show called "Showdogs" for their anniversary. The show was a spoof of Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Cats".
74 8 "Everybody Hates Big Bird" Ted Wass Adam Lorenzo November 21, 2008 (2008-11-21) 408
Chris agrees to go on a date with "Big Bird", the dorkiest girl in school, but only to spare her feelings. Meanwhile, Rochelle hopes for the Jets to win the big football game, whereas Julius bets on the Giants.
75 9 "Everybody Hates James" Jerry Levine Luisa Leschin November 28, 2008 (2008-11-28) 409
Julius takes marriage advice by watching The Oprah Winfrey Show, but Rochelle misreads his new attitude and believes him to be having an affair. Meanwhile, Chris volunteers for a Big Brother program, only to learn the identity of his "little brother".
76 10 "Everybody Hates New Year's Eve" Ted Wass Warren Hutcherson December 12, 2008 (2008-12-12) 410
Chris wants to spend New Year's Eve in Times Square but cannot go unless he finds a responsible adult to accompany him, and the only available chaperones are the ex-cons Peaches and Malvo. Meanwhile, Julius becomes a local hero when he stops a man from jumping off the George Washington Bridge and Drew and Tonya make a bet to see who can stay up the longest.
77 11 "Everybody Hates Mr. Levine" Oz Scott Ali LeRoi January 9, 2009 (2009-01-09) 411
Upon learning that she is actually a year younger than she thought, Rochelle adopts a youthful attitude while Chris receives help from a complete stranger named Stan Levine (Steve Landesberg) during a city-wide blackout and tries to repay him by helping him meet new friends. Meanwhile, Greg tries to create a new identity apart from his friendship with Chris.
78 12 "Everybody Hates Varsity Jackets" Jerry Levine Adrienne Carter January 16, 2009 (2009-01-16) 412
Chris and Greg want varsity jackets to impress girls, so they join the wrestling team. Meanwhile, Rochelle goes on a diet by drinking a weight-loss beverage and Julius tries to persuade everyone else to join the diet because it's cheaper than buying groceries. Drew starts an all-girls band and reluctantly lets Tonya join the group.
79 13 "Everybody Hates Fake IDs" Debbie Allen Rodney Barnes January 23, 2009 (2009-01-23) 413

Chris and Greg try to obtain fake IDs in order to attend an age-restricted Fat Boys concert. Meanwhile, Rochelle plans a surprise party for Julius and Drew tries to return a faulty pair of X-ray glasses he received through the mail.

Note: On this episode, a variation of the end chorus was sung ("Everybody Hates Gene") instead of "Everybody Hates Chris", because of Chris' fake name on the ID.
80 14 "Everybody Hates PSATs" Keith Truesdell Frank Sebastiano January 30, 2009 (2009-01-30) 414
Chris' efforts to study for a college-entrance exam in advanced placement course getdelined by Rochelle's plans for the family to attend a social event. Meanwhile, Julius wins a contest for a new TV, but soon discovers a hidden catch.
81 15 "Everybody Hates Boxing" Ken Whittingham Adam Lorenzo February 6, 2009 (2009-02-06) 415
In order to defend himself against Caruso, Chris takes up boxing after Coach Thurman suggests he do so. Meanwhile, Julius suspects Rochelle of adultery after he discovers a phone bill with several late-night calls on it and an attractive neighbor flirts with him.
82 16 "Everybody Hates Lasagna" Debbie Allen Alison McDonald March 13, 2009 (2009-03-13) 416
Chris reluctantly agrees to hold onto a stash of marijuana for a criminal on the run, but he finds it difficult to find an appropriate hiding place that won't get him in trouble, only to end up baking it in his lasagna for his cooking class. Meanwhile, Vanessa insists that Rochelle learn the beauty salon's new computer system, enlisting the help of Peaches which does not sit well with Rochelle.
83 17 "Everybody Hates Spring Break" Jerry Levine Shawn Thomas March 20, 2009 (2009-03-20) 421
Chris test-drives a car and accidentally runs over Greg, who suffers a broken leg and ends up in the hospital. Rochelle cancels her beach vacation plans to care for Greg for a week since his parents are out of town, leaving Julius to entertain Drew and Tonya at the shore where it rains every day. Chris and Greg lie and say someone else hit him who wasn't supposed to be driving. Eventually, Rochelle finds out the truth that Chris accidentally hits Greg, as Greg and Chris were talking about it in the kitchen and Chris says it isn't a big deal until Chris is put in jail by Rochelle.
84 18 "Everybody Hates the Car" Millicent Shelton Jason M. Palmer March 27, 2009 (2009-03-27) 418
Chris gets a driver's license and buys a car, which is quickly stolen and vandalized, but then he realizes that having ownership of a car is a huge responsibility, and while selling his car for $10, Chris realizes that money was in his trunk. Meanwhile, Rochelle discovers Julius' hidden racing form while searching for her secret cigarette stash and Julius finds Drew's naked lady pen while searching for his racing form.
85 19 "Everybody Hates Back Talk" Lev L. Spiro Kristi Korzec April 3, 2009 (2009-04-03) 419
Chris takes a stand against Rochelle's strict rules and refuses to do his household chores as he has to clean up after Drew and Tonya, while they watch television, causing her to tell Julius that her son is disrespecting her as Juilus talks with Chris, but Chris still says "no", as when Chris and Rochelle get in a fight over Chris, not owning anything in the kitchen as Chris is making breakfast, causing Chris to get angry and leaving the house as Rochelle tells Chris to go live in the Statue of Liberty as Julius brings Chris as he went to the hair salon back home, Chris and Rochelle both apologize and hug, but then Julius tells Chris to clean the table. Meanwhile, Mr. Omar believes he is dying, so he blurts out whatever is on his mind.
86 20 "Everybody Hates Tasha" Debbie Allen Adrienne Carter April 24, 2009 (2009-04-24) 420
Chris asks Tasha to be his girlfriend and is shocked when she agrees. But he soon learns that having a girlfriend means sacrificing most of his free time. Meanwhile, Rochelle finds out that Julius was married once before. Matters are further complicated she realizes he isn't yet legally divorced from the first wife.
87 21 "Everybody Hates Bomb Threats" Keith Truesdell Sarah Jane Cunningham &
Suzie V. Freeman
May 1, 2009 (2009-05-01) 417
Chris calls in a bomb threat to school so he can delay his William Henry Harrison's inauguration speech that he must give in history class as a punishment for disrupting it with his "yo momma" jokes, but he finds out he just had to memorize it as Chris follows his homeroom teacher around, even on the phone to say the whole speech to him. Meanwhile, Rochelle starts having problems of her own after a disgruntled customer named Tallulah Lafitte (Vanessa A. Williams) puts a voodoo hex on her; only if she gives Tallulah a refund can the hex be undone. While watching the news, it seems that a school was blown up right after Chris had called in the bomb threat.
88 22 "Everybody Hates the G.E.D." Ali LeRoi Story by : Adam Lorenzo
Teleplay by : Don Reo
May 8, 2009 (2009-05-08) 422

Chris is told that if he is late to school one more time, he will have to repeat the tenth grade. This happens two days later, so he decides to drop out of school and get a job. At first Rochelle and Julius are against the idea, but they decide to support him. Chris takes the G.E.D. test, and if he passes he will be able to get a job. Meanwhile, Drew wants to perform at the Apollo for amateur night, but later realizes he doesn't have talent as all he does is bang drumsticks on a bucket with a talented dancing girl and Tanya is graduating from the sixth grade. In the last scene, Rochelle, Drew and Tanya meet Chris at a diner and are waiting for Julius, The episode ends with the entire family sitting around a restaurant table, listening to and singing along with Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer", and eating fried crests. Julius brings the G.E.D. results and the last thing said is Chris asking, "What's it say?". The scene then blacks out, ending the episode and the series.

Note: This is the fifth episode that does not end with the familiar lyric "Everybody Hates Chris". The first four are "Everybody Hates the Pilot", "Everybody Hates Sausage", "Everybody Hates Gene" and "Everybody Hates Corleone". The ending is a spoof of The Sopranos series finale. When Julius parks his truck, there is a camera close-up of the 735 painted on his truck. This suggests Chris's G.E.D. score, which would be passing as the test is scored out of 800.