Bob Burns (humorist)
Robin "Bob" Burns (August 2, 1890 – February 2, 1956) was an American musical comedian, who appeared on radio and in movies from 1930 to 1947. Burns played a novelty musical instrument of his own invention, which he called a "bazooka". During World War II, the US Army's handheld anti-tank rocket launcher was nicknamed the "bazooka".
Gladys George and Bob Burns in I'm from Missouri, 1939
August 2, 1890
Greenwood, Arkansas, U.S.
|Died||February 2, 1956 (aged 65)|
Encino, California, U.S.
|Occupation||Film, radio actor, comedian|
|Spouse(s)||Elizabeth Fisher (1921-1936; her death; 1 child)|
Judy Canova (1936-1939; divorced)
Harriet M. Foster (1939-1956; his death; 3 children)
|Children||William Robin Burns, Stephen Burns, Robert Burns Jr., Barbara Ann Burns|
He was born Robin Burn in Greenwood, Arkansas. When he was three years old, his family moved to Van Buren, Arkansas. As a boy, Burns played trombone and cornet in the town's "Queen City Silver Cornet Band". At 13, he formed his own string band.  Practicing in the back of Hayman's Plumbing Shop one night, he picked up a length of gas pipe and blew into it, creating an unusual sound. With modifications, this became a musical instrument he named a "bazooka" (after "bazoo", meaning a windy fellow, from the Dutch bazuin for "trumpet"). A photograph shows him playing his invention in the Silver Cornet Band. Functioning like a crude trombone, the musical bazooka had a narrow range, but this was intentional.
During World War I Burns enlisted in the United States Marine Corps. He sailed to France with the Marine 11th Regiment. As a sergeant, he became the leader of the Marine Corps's jazz band in Europe. Burns made another "bazooka" from stove pipes and a whiskey funnel, which he sometimes played with the Corps band. In September 1919, he and his "Marine Corps Melody Six" jazz band, with Burn playing his bazooka, were attached to the Marine Corps Recruiting Station in Manhattan.
The Arkansas TravelerEdit
After the war, Burns returned to the stage, often playing the bazooka as part of his act. He used it as a prop when telling hillbilly stories and jokes. Burns became known as The Arkansas Traveler and The Arkansas Philosopher. His stage persona was a self-effacing, rustic bumpkin with amusing stories about "the kinfolks" back home in Van Buren. His character was patterned after Sanford Faulkner (1806–74), composer of the popular fiddle tune, "The Arkansas Traveler". A caricature of Burns on the cover of the book The Arkansas Traveler appears in the Looney Tunes cartoon "Book Revue" (1945).
In 1930, Burns auditioned for a major Los Angeles radio station. He had prepared a 10-minute performance, but was asked to do 30 minutes, which he filled out with improvised stories and bazooka tunes. The managers did not care for his prepared material, but were impressed by his improvised material. Burns was hired. He appeared on an afternoon show, "The Fun Factory", as a character called "Soda Pop".
In 1935, on a visit to New York, Burns asked bandleader and radio star Paul Whiteman for an audition. Whiteman put Burns on his nightly show, the Kraft Music Hall, which was broadcast nationally; Burns was a big hit. Burns also became a regular on Rudy Vallee's show The Fleischmann's Yeast Hour.
Burns returned to Los Angeles in 1936, where Kraft Music Hall was now hosted by Bing Crosby. Burns was a regular, playing the bazooka and telling tall tales about his fictional hillbilly relatives, Uncle Fud and Aunt Doody.
Bob Burns was the host of The 10th Academy Awards held on March 10, 1938 at the Biltmore Hotel in Los Angeles, California. Originally scheduled to be held on March 3, 1938, the ceremony was postponed due to heavy flooding in Los Angeles.
From 1936 to 1940, Burns wrote a newspaper column, "Well, I'll Tell You," a column filler with brief homespun anecdotes. The daily feature was syndicated to 240 newspapers.
In 1930, Burns appeared briefly in the film Up the River playing the bazooka in blackface for a prison vaudeville show. Over the next five years, he appeared in 10 movies, either uncredited or in a minor role, usually playing the bazooka.
After his national radio breakthrough in 1935–1936, Burns moved up to feature roles as a contract player with Paramount Pictures. In Rhythm on the Range (1936) he was second lead with Crosby. He appeared in eleven more films in 1936 to 1940, including eight starring roles. Most of these were comedies, but he also played a crusading lawyer in the drama Our Leading Citizen (1939). He also appeared on a 1939 Lux Radio Theater adaptation of A Man to Remember, taking Edward Ellis's film role as a humane small-town doctor battling the townspeople's greed.
In 1941, Burns broke with Paramount, rather than appear in a proposed film which he thought was excessively demeaning to "the people of his native hills".
In 1944, Burns appeared in the Technicolor musical Western film Belle of the Yukon (1944), set in the Canadian Gold Rush. Burns was top-billed with Randolph Scott, Gypsy Rose Lee and Dinah Shore. His last appearance was as co-star in The Windjammer (1945), which he helped write.
In 1921, Burns married Elizabeth Fisher. They had one child, Robert, Jr., who was married to actress Naomi Stevens and who died in 2012. Elizabeth died in 1936. Burns then married his long-time secretary Harriet M. Foster in May 1939. They had three children, Barbara, William, and Stephen, and remained married until his death.
- Quick Millions (as Robert Burns) (1931)
- Young as You Feel (1931)
- Rhythm on the Range (1936)
- The Big Broadcast of 1937 (1936)
- Waikiki Wedding (1937)
- Mountain Music (1937)
- The Arkansas Traveler (1938)
- Radio City Revels (1938)
- Tropic Holiday (1938)
- I'm from Missouri (1939)
- Our Leading Citizen (1939) (said to be his favorite role, his only serious one)
- Belle of the Yukon (1944)
- Bob Burns House, his childhood home in Van Buren, Arkansas
- Bob Burns hometown tribute Archived June 16, 2013, at the Wayback Machine
- Weiner, Richard. "Word Play", Live Design, January 1, 1999.
- American Speech, vol. 69, no. 3, Autumn, 1994.
- Waukesha Freeman, January 17, 1918 Archived October 23, 2007, at the Wayback Machine
- "Watch Them Join Marines When Sergeant Burn Plays on ‘Bazooka,’ His Invention," New York Evening Telegram, September 3, 1919.
- Bob Burns on IMDb
- "Hollywood Walk of Fame - Bob Burns". walkoffame.com. Hollywood Chamber of Commerce. Retrieved December 28, 2017.