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This is my first Featured Topic nomination, so apologies if I got the formatting wrong. I think you could make the case that Hippopotamus should be the main page of this topic. I went with Hungry Hungry Hippos, because there are scholars (I am personally agnostic) who consider Hippocampus not to be a form of hippo. Please note that Hippodrome, which is not GA, is actually an unrelated type of building which is used primarily for horse racing and not hippo racing. Thank you for your consideration and I look forward to working to address any objections during the course of this FTC. --JayHenry (talk) 23:21, 1 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]

April Fools? :) What does hippo mean anyway? And why are all these hippo- articles so high-quality? Fascinating. Wrad (talk) 23:26, 1 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]
I like hippos. --JayHenry (talk) 23:30, 1 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]
I hope it passes. Wrad (talk) 23:36, 1 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Thanks Wrad. I will quit in fury if it does not pass. I've been working on these articles for eight months. --JayHenry (talk) 23:37, 1 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]
So "hippos" is greek for "horse"? Wrad (talk) 23:38, 1 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Well, the article doesn't go into this, but Hippopotamus is a construct of universal grammar: when people see the animal they automatically know to call it Hippopotamus. The Greeks started calling equines Hippos because Solon noted that horses were pathetic versions of hippopotami. --JayHenry (talk) 23:41, 1 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Oppose. They are not all related per the criteria. Maybe try a hippo (the animal) FT instead. 02blythed (talk) 09:18, 2 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]

April Fools is over, close this nomination! igordebraga 13:53, 2 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]

  • Closed as April Fools joke
You forgot about the Hiphopopotomus. --The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 14:13, 4 April 2008 (UTC)[reply]