About Me

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Resident of Maryland, born and raised in California. I'm a Librarian, sports junkie, freelance writer, and amateur historian.

I Geek For

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I Heap Scorn Upon

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  • Political extremists. If ever there was a time for the “silent majority” to rise up and tell the radicals on both sides how ridiculously out-of-touch they are with reality, this is it.
  • Biased journalists who claim not to be. Let’s just let our news sources come out and openly declare that they’re left-wing or right-wing like they do in Europe, and quit hiding behind these poorly disguised attempts at objectivity. They're not fooling anyone.
  • Labor strife in sports. Y’all are making millions of dollars already, and for doing nothing productive except keeping the rest of us entertained. So just split up your damn pot of gold and go play ball, already!
  • Selfish drivers. The ones who weave through traffic, zoom to the front of long exit ramp lines on the freeway and then bull their way in, hold everyone up while they try to make a left turn from three lanes over…you know the kind.
  • Cell phone addicts. There’s a reason why places like libraries and movie theaters tell you to turn the phone off, people. They’re supposed to be quiet environments, and the rest of us who are being quiet don’t want to have to sit there listening to you tell your friends about all the gory details of last night’s disastrous date.