Yakob~enwiki

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This user is male.

bass-3

This user is an advanced double bassist.

This user plays the bass guitar.

This user plays the guitar.

This user plays the piano.

This user reads between the lines.

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user enjoys writing.

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

22	This user's favourite novel is Catch-22.

cvg-3

This user is an advanced gamer.

This user plays games on the Nintendo DS portable console.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

AC

This user plays the Animal Crossing series.

CIV

This user loves to play Civilization.

This user plays games in the Super Mario series.

fan-3

This user thinks that Battlefield 1942 is the best computer or video game ever made.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

1337

This user is elite.

This user actually liked The Phantom Menace.

This user is a
Dark Lord of the Sith.

This user is interested in the belief that there is no light or dark side of the Force, but only a single Unifying Force.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user enjoys hip hop music.

This user likes alternative rock.

prog-1

This user is a beginning programmer.

vb

This user is a Visual Basic programmer.

This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

GML-2

This user is an intermediate GML programmer.

This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.

PAR

This user suffers from paranoia.

teen

This user is a teenager, not a stereotype.

This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles.

This user is interested in politics.

?	This user follows his/her own political ideals.

lib

This user is a liberal.

Coke

This user believes Pepsi is no match for Coke. Not even close.

~~Pepsi~~

This user prefers cold weather.

...

This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

non

This user is full of non sequiturs.
Fix my saxophone!

no
nazis

This user opposes facism in all its forms

This user is for racial equality.

:(us

This user is American and ashamed.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

A, B and C

This user prefers not to use the serial comma.

iTS

This user uses the
iTunes Store.

This user loves you. So what are ya doing Saturday night hot stuff?

SARC

This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.

Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626

XP	This user believes violence is the awswer.

The Basics edit

Yakob, or Jacob as he's known in reality and outside the USSR, is a pretty cool guy. He plays guitar, bass and piano. He writes music. He is smarter than you and his english teacher is out to get him. He's cooler than you and he has more friends than you. He was part of Czar Wars, a movie about Czars and Wars and things like that, but has failed, thanks to some demented film and a too large cast that didn't know it was casted.

Music edit

Jacob is pretty much a musician. He plays piano fairly well. He plays and upright & electric bass better than piano. He plays upright bass in the orchestra at school, in which he's pretty much the best player, and electric bass in the jazz band, in which he's definitely not the best player. Bass is just cool that way. He writes music too much in his spare time, which can be heard on his music Myspace. Sadly though, most of the un-backup ed sheet music was lost with in a fried hard drive.

Life & Friends edit

Jacob is a pretty cool guy, with a really bad haircut and a hat. He has more friends than you, and cooler friends than you. A lot of his friends were in Czar Wars. A lot of them weren't. His former language Arts teacher, Mr. Wilkoff, is a pretty cool guy. Headphones are part of Jacob's uniform, he almost always wears them outside of school. Jacob has a more-than-casual interest in video games and Humor of all sorts. Humor deserves to be capitalized and other things don't. Jacob is a Punctuation Stickler, as are described in Eats, Shoots and Leaves by Lynne Truss. Jacob opposes the Oxford Comma. Jacob is reading The Book of Lost Tales, a posthumous book by J. R. R. Tolkien, edited by his son Christopher Tolkien. It's intense.