Tranchera

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

ANAL 5

This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar.

AU

This user speaks Australian English.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

CAPTAIN ZAPP BRANNIGAN

This user finds the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

ENT

This user loves Star Trek: Enterprise and feels that Jonathan Archer is superior to Kirk in every way.

This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.

BB

This user buys their books from Black Books.

This user is a fan of Blackadder.

Frasier

Hello caller, this user is a fan of Frasier. I'm listening...

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.

I am Tranchera. I am in your base, and I am killing all your men.