I would like to treat you with a profile made entirely out of userboxes. I will try to describe myself the best way I know how without actually telling you, if that makes sense...? At the moment I don't feel like organizing these in any certain way. Instead I'll put the hard work into editing.
.svg){kind=small} | This user is a male. |
| This user wants their name to be confidential. | XXX |
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 | This user lives in the U.S. State of Florida, the Sunshine State. |
| sibs-0 | This user is an only child on their mother's side. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is heterosexual. |
| GOP | This user is Republican. |
 | This user supported Senator John McCain for President in 2008. |
 | This user drives a Jaguar. |
| STL | This user is a fan of the St. Louis Cardinals |
| This user is upset hell froze over. That probably happened since the Chicago Cubs won the 2016 World Series and end the Curse of the Billy Goat. |
 | This user is a member of WikiProject St. Louis Cardinals. |
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This user believes GOD saves everyone - including YOU! |
| Lu | This user is a confirmed Lutheran |
| This user's favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip. |
| SoE-2 | This here user has an intermediate understandin' of Southern American English, occasionally using "y'all" and at times even a "ain't". |
| en-GB -4 | This user has a near-native understanding of British English. |
| ORL | This user is a fan of the Orlando Magic. |
| pig-4 | Isthay userway eaksspay Igpay Atinlay atway away earnay-ativenay evellay. |
| LE-0 | This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation. |
 | This user plays basketball. |
| hs | This user is a high school student. |
 | This user is near sighted. |
 | This user is interested in history. |
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This user is interested in World War II. | 
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 | This user is interested in Ancient Rome. |
 | This user is addicted to Presidents. |
 | This user believes that the 111th United States Congress was the worst ever. |
| Iraq | This user believes that there is still a cause in Iraq. |
 | This user supports the troops. |
| Madden | This user believes in the Madden Curse. |
| RAP | This user enjoys Rap and Hip Hop music. |
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This user likes most types of music. |
 | Why would anyone eat a peep? |
| ?? | This user doesn't know how to organize their userboxes. |
| The Far Side | This user reads The Far Side. |
 | This user enjoys rock music. |
 | This user likes alternative rock. |
 | This user has visited 24 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia. | 24 |
 | This user is an advanced mathematician. |
 | This user prefers satellite television over cable television. |
 | This user is interested in the Middle Ages. |
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This user is for the Euro, but not for use in the United Kingdom. | 
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 | This user enjoys photography. |
 | This user is drug-free. |
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This user supports the ban on smoking in public places. |
 | This user is a participant in WikiProject Florida. |
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This user is an omnivore. |
 | This user is interested in politics. |
| M | This user is a muggle. |
| R | This user is a Ravenclaw. |
 | This user loves the Winter. |
| ft-lb | This user uses American Measurements. |
 | This user eats raspberries. |
 | This user enjoys films. |
| ND | This user caught you a delicious bass. |
 | This user eats salad. |
 | This user loves spaghetti. |
 | This user is an Indiana Jones fan. |
 | This user is a waffle eater. |
 | "Surely this user can't be serious?" |
 | This user actually liked The Phantom Menace. |
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This user's favourite colour is red. |
| O | This user is a fan of Observational comedy. |
| S | This user is a fan of surreal comedy. |
 | This user is a Monty Python fan. |
| CT | This user alternates between artificial and real Christmas trees |
 | This user is a chocoholic. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user is a Scorpio. |
 | This user does not hug trees. |
 | This user loves Chinese cuisine. |
 | This user loves The Beatles. |
.jpg){kind=small} | This user prefers pepperoni pizza. |
 | This user has satellite television provided by DirecTV. |
 | This user believes that life begins at conception |
 | This user eats quesadillas. |
| ubx-4 | This user is an expert userbox user. |
 | This user eats apples. |
 | This user loves using Google Earth. |
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This user is interested in astronomy. |
 | This user loves eating carrots. |
 | This user is a subscriber to XM Satellite Radio. |
 | This user eats steak. |
| C2H5OH-1 | This user drinks relatively infrequently. they are probably the better for it. |
 | This user enjoys chess. |
| FNC | This user watches and supports FOX News Channel. |
 | This user always celebrates with a glass of Champagne |
 | This user may be a teenager, but they love vinyl records. |
 | In Memoriam: 9/11 Lest we forget… |