This appears to be my user page. However I am not entirely sure of the purpose of user pages. Therefore I will fill it with userboxes. Most of them are true.
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This user's home is overrun with cats. |
 | This user's favourite animal is the Grizzly Bear. |
 | This user likes cows. |
 | This user supports renewable energy. |
| V | This user is a vegetarian. |
 | This user eats spinach. |
| Burgundy | This user's favourite colour is burgundy. |
| en | This user is a native speaker of the English language. |
| Majority Usage = Correct Grammar | This user recognizes that if most people make the same grammatical "mistake", it ceases to be a mistake and becomes proper grammar, for grammar has no immutable or moral "right" or "wrong" and "correct grammar" is determined by majority usage. |
| AmE-0 | This user does not understand the American "English" "language" artificially created by Noah Webster in 1828 for no other reason than just to be "different" and bloody well doesn't want to. |
 en-pi-2 | T'is scurvy dog parlays 'n' scribes Pirate English like a Swabbie. Swab th' deck! |
| de-1 | Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse. |
| fr-1 | Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français. |
| ipa-2 ə | This user has an intermediate understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet. |
| Cyrl-1 Д | This user has a basic understanding of the Cyrillic script. |
| ubx-5 | This user uses entirely too many userboxes. |
| sar-4 | This user is a near-native speaker of sarcasm. |
| prog | This user is definitely not a programmer. |
| Coming Soon! | This user can't wait for Civ VI. |
| EUIV | This user plays Europa Universalis IV. |
 | This user is interested in the Byzantine Empire. |
pano2.jpg){kind=small} | This user is interested in the history of the Holy Roman Empire. |
| =1 | This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it. |
 | This user lives in Shropshire |
 17 | This user has visited 17 of the 208 countries in the world. |
 | This user has visited the United States of America. |
 | This user has visited 5 of the 50 United States. | 5 |
 | This user has visited the U.S. State of Arizona. |
 | This user has visited the U.S. State of Utah. |
 | This user has visited the U.S. Commonwealth of Virginia. |
 | This user has visited the U.S. State of West Virginia. |
 | This user has visited the U.S. State of Maryland. |
 | This user has visited the United States District of Columbia. |
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This user has visited 11 of the 27 EU Member States. |
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 | This user has visited Ireland. |
.svg){kind=small} | This user has visited Northern Ireland. |
 | This user has visited Scotland. |
 | This user has visited Wales. |
 | This user has visited France. |
 | This user has visited Germany. |
 | This user has visited 3 of the 16 Bundesländer of Germany | 3 |
 | This user has visited Switzerland. |
 | This user has visited Norway. |
 | This user has visited Poland. |
 | This user has visited Slovakia. |
 | This user has visited Estonia. |
 | This user has visited Ukraine. |
 | This user has visited Croatia. |
 | This user has visited Slovenia. |
 | This user has visited Italy. |
 | This user has visited Greece. |
 | This user has visited Australia. |
 | This user has visited New Zealand. |
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This user is a servant of the peaceful House of Finarfin. |
 | This user is a Baratheon. Ours Is The Fury |
 | This user plays the violin. |
 | This user's favorite subject is physics. |
 | Like Winston Churchill, this user is in good health because they don't practice any sport. |
| ?? | This user hasn't revealed what gender or race he/she/it/they are. Nor what species, for that matter. |
| This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well. | Existent |
| This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes. |
| END | This user has no more userboxes. |