I have way too many userboxes. Remind me to sort these later.

Languages

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
haw-1Maʻa ʻole kēia mea hoʻohana i ka ʻōlelo Hawaiʻi.
ja-1この利用者は初級日本語ができます。
la-1Hic usor simplici latinitate contribuere potest.
sgn-1This user can communicate at a basic level in {{{1}}}.

Non-ISO Languages And Dialects

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en-CA
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This user has a basic understanding of Canadian English.
1337-1Th1s us3r is 4bl3 2 c0ntr1but3 w1th 4 b451( l3v3l 0f 1337.
IntS-5Tihs tweedler's Internet slang can make a n00b go ZOMG!
du-0This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass).
LE-1This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.
LipsumLorem ipsum dolor sit amet.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
...This user would like to be able to speak more languages.

Grammar

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to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
USThis user uses American English.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.

Comedy

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This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.
XD This user writes comedy and is not afraid to admit it.
This user is a Monty Python fan.

Computing

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@
This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is Miriam The Bat.
DAThis user is the DeviantArt deviant known as miriamthebat.
LJThis user maintains a LiveJournal  as @miriamthebat.
farkThis user is a farker.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service.
AdThis user's Internet service provider used to be Adelphia.
GIMPThis user contributes using GIMP.

This user contributes using Firefox.
This user contributes using
Internet Explorer 7.
This user uses Windows XP.
This user runs macOS.
TPadThis user contributes using TextPad.
This user contributes using Notepad.
WThis user contributes using Microsoft Word.
This user contributes using a laptop.
This user contributes using a PC.
This user contributes using a MacBook.
This user contributes using a wireless connection.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

Food

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This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
This user is an omnivore.
This user prefers eating pizza with black olives, pineapple, and Canadian bacon.
This user has eaten MREs and lived to tell the tale.
This user eats cheese.
This user eats poutine.
This user loves to eat cucumbers.
This user loves to eat pineapples.
This user prefers rare steak.
This user eats chocolate.
This user takes his/her coffee with 2 creams and 4 sugars.
This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.
C2H5OH-2This user drinks occasionally.
This user drinks beer.

Games

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cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.
+This user enjoys playing retro games.
This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
game
dev
This user is interested in video game development.
This user prefers the Wii & Xbox 360 over the PS3.
This user plays games on the Nintendo DS portable console.
This user KNOWS that this is a lie. They just KNOW it.
This user plays the Final Fantasy series.
XIIThis user plays
Final Fantasy 12
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塊魂Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!
KHThis user plays the Kingdom Hearts series.
This user plays games in the Super Mario series.
M Wild MissingNo. appeared!
N This user is a fan of Nintendo hardware and software.
This user plays the Sonic the Hedgehog series.
This user thinks the best Smash Bros. character is Roy.
This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.


CGThis user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel."

History

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This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

Mathematics

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This user loves getting tangled up in Knot theory.
6×9=42This user jokes in base 13.
This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

Music

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This user likes most types of music.
This user has an iPod.

Science

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Eagle Nebula This user is interested in astronomy.
This user is interested in the natural sciences.
This user is interested in space sciences.
This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.
This user is interested in Fossils.
This user is interested in Geology.
This user is interested in linguistics.
This user is interested in Paleontology.
This user has a keen interest in physics.
This user is interested in String Theory.
98This user is supportive of the new definition of planet.

Sports

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BUFThis user is a fan of the
Buffalo Sabres

Miscellaneous

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This user is interested in studying about lakes.
This user is interested in maps.
This user is interested in maps and mapmaking.
This user knows the difference between beauty and trash.
This user enjoys origami.
This user enjoys writing.
This user is a cat lover.
This user has hunted, fished or hiked the Allegheny National Forest.
This user does not smoke.
This user supports
renewable energy.
This user is addicted to travel.
This user is, or once was, a Girl Scout.

Books

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This user enjoys reading non-fiction.
This user is a book lover.
This user enjoys geofiction.
This user enjoys reading humorous literature.
This user enjoys reading Fantasy.
This user reads science fiction.
HPThis user is a Harry Potter fan.
G This user is a Gryffindor.
This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.
H2G2This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia.
POEMThis user has had one of their poems published.

Film

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This user is in a glass case of emotion.
This user's got a case of the Mondays.

Telivision

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Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
newsThe only reality show this user watches is the news.

Comics

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This user enjoys comics.
WebcomicsThis user reads webcomics.
This user reads S i n f e s t.

Anime And Manga

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*_*This user loves manga.
あ!Sata Andagi, Sata Andagi! This user loves Azumanga Daioh.

Education

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This user survived Catholic school!
This user is a college student.
This user is an undergraduate student majoring in Geology.
This user studies at the Buffalo State College.

Health

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This user has social anxiety.
This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!
This user does not smoke.
This user is right-handed.
This user supports stem cell research.

Life

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NameThis user's name is Miriam.
This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.
This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.
This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

Profession

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This user is a scientist.

Location

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This user is from Earth.

2
This user has visited 2 of the 205 countries in the world.
This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.
This user has never left the Western Hemisphere.

Canada

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This user has visited 2 of the 10 provinces and 3 territories of Canada.2

United States

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This user has visited 40 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia.40
Flag of New York
This user lives in or hails from Buffalo.
I love NY This user NY.
This user has visited one or more of the United States' National Parks.

=Time

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 This user has too much time on their hands.
 This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.
 This user doesn't sleep.
 This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.
GMT
var
This user's time zone changes every so many days/weeks/months.

Seasonal

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 This user was born on December 28 1984.
 This user prefers it ... HOT!! 
 This user puts up an artificial Christmas tree.

Userboxes

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 This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
 This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
 This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.
 This is a standard size userbox created with Template:Userbox.
It stacks neatly with others of its ilk.
 This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.