Hello, my name is Matt Johnson. I would also like to note that I am NOT any of the people listed here.

All About Me

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 This user is a proud Canadian.
 This user comes from Alberta.
This user comes from Calgary.
AFVThis user loves to watch America's Stupidest Idiots on AFV.
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
 Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
SEINThis user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!
70sThis user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass.
  This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.
DThis user is a Digidestined.
BOSThis user is a fan of the
Boston Red Sox
TORThis user is a fan of the
Toronto Blue Jays
HOUThis user is a fan of the
Houston Astros
SDThis user is a fan of the
San Diego Padres
TORThis user is a fan of the
Toronto Raptors
DENThis user is a fan of the
Denver Broncos.
ATLThis user reminisces of the
Atlanta Thrashers
CGYThis user is a fan of the
Calgary Flames
HFDThis user reminisces of the
Hartford Whalers
N C S This user is a NASCAR Cup Series fan.
ChevyThis user is a Chevy fan.
 It never got WEIRD ENOUGH for this user.
 This user is interested in the Great Old One.
 This user reads The Calgary Sun.
C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.
DThis user reads Dilbert.
 This user is a fan of the Batman.
 This user enjoys rock music.
 This user enjoys
heavy metal music.
  This user can't stand hip hop music.
 This user has an iPod.
 This user is a fan of Metallica.
WMThis user listens to Wolfmother.
QueenThis user loves Queen!
BB This user is on a mission from God.
TABak user derka derka derka!
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
 This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
 This user uses MSN Hotmail as a primary email service.
 This user uses LimeWire.
 This user uses µTorrent.
 This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
 This user uses Windows XP.
H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.
 This user drinks Pepsi.
PepsiThis user prefers Pepsi over Coca-Cola.
C2H5OH-0This user is a non-drinker.
 
This user does not smoke.
 This user prefers the GameCube and PlayStation 2 over the Xbox. 
fan-1 This user enjoys the NHL video game series.
N This user is a fan of Nintendo hardware and software.


 This user is a Super Smash Brother!
  This user is in a great mood.
ASThis user has Asperger syndrome.
 This user is near sighted.
LH ←This user is a southpaw.
 This user supports the fight against breast cancer.
 This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.
  This user loves userboxes.
 This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.