Hello, my name is Matt Johnson. I would also like to note that I am NOT any of the people listed here.
All About Me
edit | This user is a proud Canadian. |
 | This user comes from Alberta. |
| This user comes from Calgary. |
| AFV | This user loves to watch America's Stupidest Idiots on AFV. |
| d'oh! | This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent. |
| FG | This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet. |
 | Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama! |
| SEIN | This user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that! |
| 70s | This user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass. |
| TDS | This user watches the most trusted name in fake news. |
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This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines. |
| D | This user is a Digidestined. |
| BOS | This user is a fan of the Boston Red Sox |
| TOR | This user is a fan of the Toronto Blue Jays |
| HOU | This user is a fan of the Houston Astros |
| SD | This user is a fan of the San Diego Padres |
| TOR | This user is a fan of the Toronto Raptors |
| DEN | This user is a fan of the Denver Broncos. |
| ATL | This user reminisces of the Atlanta Thrashers |
| CGY | This user is a fan of the Calgary Flames |
| HFD | This user reminisces of the Hartford Whalers |
| N | C | S | This user is a NASCAR Cup Series fan. |
| Chevy | This user is a Chevy fan. |
 | It never got WEIRD ENOUGH for this user. |
 | This user is interested in the Great Old One. |
 | This user reads The Calgary Sun. |
| C&H | This user reads Calvin and Hobbes. |
| D | This user reads Dilbert. |
 | This user is a fan of the Batman. |
 | This user enjoys rock music. |
 | This user enjoys heavy metal music. |
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This user can't stand hip hop music. |
 | This user has an iPod. |
 | This user is a fan of Metallica. |
| S&M | This user has heard "The one about the rock band that wanted to play with a symphony." |
| WM | This user listens to Wolfmother. |
| Queen | This user loves Queen! |
| BB | This user is on a mission from God. |
| DUMB & DUMBER | This user has successfully managed to breed a bulldog with a shitzu. |
 | This user should have bought a squirrel. |
| TA | Bak user derka derka derka! |
 | This user uses Google as a primary search engine. |
 | This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. |
 | This user uses MSN Hotmail as a primary email service. |
 | This user's Internet service provider is Shaw Communications. |
 | This user uses LimeWire. |
 | This user uses µTorrent. |
 | This user prefers Mozilla Firefox. |
 | This user uses Windows XP. |
| H * R | This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously. |
 | This user drinks Pepsi. |
| C2H5OH-0 | This user is a non-drinker. |
 | This user does not smoke. |
 | This user prefers the GameCube and PlayStation 2 over the Xbox. |  |
| fan-1 | This user enjoys the NHL video game series. |
 | This user is a Super Smash Brother! |
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This user is in a great mood. |
| AS | This user has Asperger syndrome. |
 | This user is near sighted. |
| LH ← | This user is a southpaw. |
 | This user supports the fight against breast cancer. |
 | This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits. |
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This user loves userboxes. |
 | This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored. |