Hello, the name's Kyu! Below is a work in progress.

 This user has a pet cat.



Computer/Net

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vbThis user is a Visual Basic programmer.
  This user prefers to use Wikipedia over Citizendium, or any other online encyclopedia.
 This user has a profile on MySpace as _the.
GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.



Food/Drink

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  This user is a carnivore.
 This user prefers eating pizza with pineapple.
  This user prefers dark chocolate
H2OThis user drinks water regularly.
 This user takes his/her coffee with 10 creams and 1000 sugars.
ginger aleThis user drinks ginger ale.
  This user likes both kinds of sprites: video games and drinks.  
 This user loves
Japanese cuisine.

Games

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 This user thinks Sudoku is too hard.
GAMEThis user plays "the Game".
 This user enjoys chess.
  This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering

Grammar

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than
then
This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
.  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period.
A, B, and
A and B
This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.
its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.
???
?!?
!!!
This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
"…"?This user thinks "British punctuation is best for quotation marks". Do you?
ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage.
USage decline This user uses American English, but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration.

Grammer

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 This user is not British, but can speak with a British accent.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.
 This \_/ser is te1-1 m@aster of t0ta1 leetne55.
1337-XThis user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 speakers and normal computer users.
IntSTihs uzer is a l33tsp3ek3r of Interweb slang.
UbbiThubis ubusuber cuban spubeak Ububbubi Dububbubi.
LE-1This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.
src-nThis user has never spoken sarcastically in their life. Ever.
...This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.

Japan

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 This user wants to live in Japan.
漢字This user has already learned some of the kanji script.

Media

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Anime/Manga

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^_^This user watches anime.
^_^This user reads manga.
アニメ
sub
This user prefers to watch
their anime subbed.
デス
ノート
This user has a Death Note and uses Wikipedia to research names for it.
BoboboThis user has the power of the Fist of the Nose Hair.
 This user is a Space Cowboy.
Shin-chanThis user is a fan of Crayon Shin-chan.
EPThis user is a citizen of Romdo.
FLCLThis user's head is an N.O. channel.
L3This user is a loyal follower of Lupin III.
R
O
D
This user is a fan of R.O.D. the TV.
XThis user is a follower of Battōsai the Slasher.
 This user is searching
for a samurai who
smells of sunflowers
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TRIGUNThis user wants their $$60 billion.

Books

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 This user enjoys reading Fantasy.
 This user reads science fiction.
 This user enjoys the works of
Isaac Asimov.
OSCThis user enjoys the works of Orson Scott Card.




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Movies

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 This user hasn't been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Not yet...
Pulp FictionThis user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system.
 This victory belongs to the farmers, not to this user.
V This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!
K-PAXian This user is from K-PAX and constantly wears sunglasses on Earth.
DIRTY
JOBS
This user knows it's a
dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.
GEThis user watches Good Eats.
M.D.This user watches House.
MONKThis user watches the television show Monk.
Scrubs This user is the world's most giant doctor.
psych This user watches a show about a fake psychic, real detective.
 Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
EUReKAThis user would like to live in a small town with big secrets.
 This user enjoys Star Trek.
STAR TREKKyu! is a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation.TNG
 This user likes to watch
Adult Swim.
ATHFThis user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.
HarvThis user believes that the law should only be practiced by avian/mammal hybrids.
SEINThis user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!
Bob

This user prefers Bob Barker over Drew Carey as host of The Price Is Right.

Music

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 This user plays the saxophone.
 This user plays the violin.
 This user enjoys
heavy metal music.
cRap This user can't stand rap music.
iTunes StoreThis user is familiar with the iTunes Music Store, not the iTunes Store.

Other Interests

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This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!
 This user is interested in ghosts.


Phone

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 This user's mobile phone and data services provider is AT&T.


School

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hs
This user is a high school student.
JAThis user's favourite subject is Japanese.
 This user is interested in psychology.

Space

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 This user is interested in space sciences.
  This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.




ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.