This user practices abstinence.
AIM-4Dis d00d has a near-native understanding of da IM me! wordz!!!!!1111 :p
C2H5OH-1This user drinks relatively infrequently. they are probably the better for it.
USThis user uses American English.
AMThis user has an AM radio.
’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
This user eats apples.
This user eats bagels.
This user eats bananas.
This user thinks The Beatles are overrated.
This user likes the taste of coffee, not cream / sugar /
hazelnut / what have you.
:(This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
This user contributes using Firefox.
Fx This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
FirefoxThis user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
BJTThis user likes Bipolar junction transistors.
C-3This user is an advanced C programmer.
C++This user can program in C++.
This user eats cantaloupes.
C++This user can program in C++.
c++-3This user is an advanced C++ programmer.
en-us-caDude, this person is totally a California English speaker.
This user loves eating carrots.
This user eats cheese.
This user eats chicken.
This user eats chili.
This user was born in the year of the Monkey.
This user eats chocolate.
This user eats cookies.
This user is a Space Cowboy.
This user loves to eat cucumbers.
cvg-4This user is an expert gamer.
This user plays Dance Dance Revolution (or another dance game such as In The Groove or StepMania).
This user can drive.
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.
This user enjoys electronic music.
This user is from the planet Earth.
This user is from Earth.
This user has left the planet Earth 0 times.
FMThis user has an FM radio.
FETThis user likes Field effect transistors.
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
.  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period.
This user eats fries, or chips.
This user loves to eat fries, or chips.
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
fan-3This user thinks that [[Final Fantasy VI]] is the best computer or video game ever made.
game
dev
This user is interested in video game development.
man-
kind
Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.
XThis user is a member of
Generation X.
This user listens to Goa and psytrance.
🇩🇪This user is of German ancestry.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
STAR WARSThis user would shoot Greedo first.
G This user's favorite color is green.
This user loves hamburgers.
This user is heterosexual.
HTML-2This user is an intermediate HTML user.
This user contributes using an IBM or compatible personal computer.
if & whetherThis user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.
This user listens to industrial.
#This user chats on IRC.
its
it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
itsThis user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is or it has).
Java-2This user is an intermediate Java programmer.
This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.
!This user is a userbox kleptomaniac.
This user would like to take a trip to low Earth orbit.
LAAThis user is a fan of the
Los Angeles Angels
♂This user is male.
This user is male.
^_^This user reads manga.
^_~This user is a definite fan of manga.
This user would like to vacation on Mars (one day).
This user enjoys
heavy metal music.
This user is a fan of Metallica.
?met?This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.
NETThis user listens to radio over the Internet.
ANAThis user is a fan of the
Anaheim Ducks
NIRVANAThe sun has gone
but this user has a light.
This user is a Nirvana fan.
This user is not a pet owner.
This user is nocturnal.
This user enjoys reading non-fiction.
Wikipedia is not censored.
GDThis user does not like Green Day.
This user drinks orange juice.
This user is an omnivore.
This user loves oranges.
This user loves pancakes.
byThis user does not use the passive voice.
snukThis user says snuck.
PearThis user eats pears.
This user prefers to play games on a PC.
PHPThis user can code PHP.
This user likes pie.
This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.
This user loves to eat pineapples.
This user loves to eat pizza.
This user is from the planet Earth.
This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.
This user eats popcorn.
This user eats potatoes.
... in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.
prnThis user uses pronouns.
heThis user prefers to be referred to using masculine gender pronouns.
This user pumps their own gas.
“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.
This user eats quesadillas.
This user is a railfan.
LVThis user is a fan of the
Las Vegas Raiders.
Dieser Benutzer ist ein Fan von Rammstein.
らんま½This user likes Ranma Saotome.
This user eats raspberries.
This user supports recycling.
This user is right-handed.
This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
This user eats salad.
A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.

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SC2KThis user's city is much better than Defacto's.
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
This user is single.
This user is single.
they
he or she
This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.
SoCalThis user lives in, hails from or is associated with Southern California.
SoE-4This here user's got a near-native understandin' of Southern American English and I reckon' surely spent lots of time in the finest parts of Dixie.
This user loves spaghetti.
to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.
This user enjoys Star Trek.
This user is straight.
This user eats strawberries.
This user grew up in the suburbs.
This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.


This user eats sushi.
iron fist This user is a Tekken player
天地
無用!
This user doesn't need Tenchi, though admits is a fan.
This user is a Terran.
TThis user prefers to side with the Terrans.
1This user thinks
Thunderbirds are GO!
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
This user likes traffic lights. A lot.
TrekThis user is a Trekkie or Trekker.
TRIGUNThis user wants their $$60 billion.
This user's TV service provider is Spectrum.
This user has a television set.
This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.
ubxThis user uses userboxes.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
This user drinks water regularly.
H20This user drinks water.
This user exercises regularly and drinks a lot of water to stay hydrated.
This user eats watermelon.
which & thatThis user knows how to use which and that correctly.
who(m)This user uses either who or whom in the object case.
This user is a Wikipedian.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
This user is a Citizen of the World (Terra, ).
This user is a Leo.