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import base64 as B
def C(string):return len(string)
def D(string):return[A for A in string]
def E(char_list):return ''.join(char_list)
def F(char):return ord(char)
def G(ascii_code):return bin(ascii_code)[2:].zfill(8)
def H(binary_string):return int(binary_string,2)
def I(decimal_int):return hex(decimal_int)[2:]
def J(hex_string):return chr(int(hex_string,16))
K='SGVsbG8gV29ybGQ='
A=B.b64decode(K).decode('utf-8')
L=D(A)
O=C(A)
M=[J(I(H(G(F(A)))))for A in L]
N=E(M)
print(N)

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