I don't like typing very much, so I will just use userboxes to describe myself.

This user has NO personality.
This user is an Australian citizen.
This user comes from Adelaide, South Australia.
♂This user is male.
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
This user collects model cars.
This user is interested in motorsports.
SCThis user is a Supercars Championship fan
GMHThis user is a fan of
Holden Racing Team
AUThis user speaks Australian English.
This user watches the Seven Network
GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.
This user contributes using
Internet Explorer 7.
This user's primary email client is Outlook Express.
XPThis user uses Windows XP.
This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.
This user contributes using a laptop.
This user uses an AMD processor
This user still remembers these.
CThis user can't make up their mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and drinks both.P
This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.
This user is a chocoholic.
This user eats fries, or chips.
This user eats potato chips.
This user loves to eat pizza.
This user likes
Chocolate Chip Cookies.
This user likes Ice cream.
This user drinks milk.
This user drinks chocolate milk.
This user drinks water regularly.
This user drinks Mountain Dew.
This user enjoys chess.
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
This user is right-handed.
FMThis user has an FM radio.
This user has a television set.