About Me edit

I am a student at the University of Massachusetts Amherst in Amherst, Massachusetts. I am currently studying mathematics and looking to become a teacher at the secondary level. I am a new Wikipedia user, though I have made anonymous Wikipedia edits in past years. Feel free to contact me by leaving a message on my talk page.

20+This user is a vicenarian.
21This user is 21 years old.
 This user is of British and German ancestry.
 This user is of Slovak ancestry.
 This user is a native of the U.S. Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
 This user lives in the U.S. Commonwealth of Massachusetts.




Languages edit

English, putamadre! Sprechst du es?

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
es-5Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel profesional de español.
de-2Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.
ja-1この利用者は初級日本語ができます。
JavaThis user can program in Java.
 
-5
This user is a professional LaTeX user.




Scripts I can decipher edit

Who knew math taught me another alphabet?

αβγThis user can read the Greek script.
Hrkt
This user has an understanding of the Katakana or Hiragana.
Latn-N
A
This user has a native-like understanding of the Latin script.


Hobbies edit

Ignore the tag that says boxer. Kickboxing is a separate martial art and there was no tag for it.

 This user plays American football.
 This user is a basketball player.
 This user walks for exercise.
 This user is a boxer.


Video Game Addiction edit

TF2, Minecraft, COD, CS:GO, you get the point

GRU This user dominates as Heavy in Team Fortress 2.
 This user plays CALLOFDUTY
gThis user plays Garry's Mod
魔理沙For all your youkai extermination needs! Kirisame Magic Shop!(Safe and trustworthy!) 
HPThis user is a Hypixel tryhard.

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FThis user plays fantasy football 



Other Interests edit

Let's go Brandon! Also, can somebody get the creepy scoutmaster out of my tent? It's been 10 years and he won't stop trying to get in my sleeping bag.

 This user believes that the
alt-right is killing the
U.S. Republican Party
.
 This user is a neoconservative.
 This user thinks that John F. Kennedy was the best President ever!
 This user was active in the Boy Scouts of America.


Related to my studies edit

I have studied Discrete Mathematics, Calculus (including Differential Equations), Algebra, and Logic at a college level. I am currently more than midway through attaining a Bachelor's Degree

ax2+bx+c=0This user likes algebra.
This user knows how to
Find X.
 
 This user likes geometry.
 This user exploits the pigeonhole principle.
 This user knows 21 digits of pi.
 This user is an undergraduate student majoring in Mathematics.



Religion edit

I was baptized Catholic, but was raised under the guidance of the Protestant religion. I do not adhere to one set denomination of Protestantism, and as such use Lutheranism to loosely define the practices of the branches I was raised to follow.

  This user is a Lutheran.



Not to brag, but edit

Take that, people who said I wouldn't amount to anything in life!

IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 150.
 This user works or worked as a tutor.
 This user works in retail.


Other stuff about me edit

Sexuality and Gender

 This user is a man.
 This technically bisexual user prefers heterosexual relationships. 



Military Heritage edit

My father and maternal grandfather both served in the Air Force during an active conflict involving the United States of America. My father's uncle served in the United States Marine Corps during an active conflict involving the United States of America, however I cannot claim him as an ancestor.

 An ancestor of this user fought for the United States in the Korean War.
 An ancestor of this user fought for the United States in the Gulf War.
 This user is proud to be an
American !
 This user wears this ribbon to support our troops.


Nationality edit

I'm not just American. Hot dogs and hamburgers are actually from Germany.

 
This user is a German American.
 This user is Irish-American, Bostonian and Wicked PROUD! 


Mental Illness edit

I unfortunately am not okay. I'm not joking. I have suffered from mental illness in one form or another since 2005 and do not want others to share that fate.

 This user is interested in suicidology or have experienced suicide-related issues.
GADThis user lives with generalized anxiety disorder.
 This user supports Autism and Asperger's awareness.
 This user has ASD.
PDD
NOS
This user has PDD-NOS.

{User:RexRowan/Autistic Savant}}

  This user has experienced one or more episodes of major depression.
 This user supports the fight against mental illness.
 This user supports autism acceptance.



Miscellaneous edit

Family, animals, shopping habits, etc.

1This user has one sibling.
0This user currently has
no spouse.
 This user is single.
Red This user's favorite colour is Red.
 This user is very afraid of yellowjackets. This fear may extend to bees, other wasps like hornets, and any other insect that look like such.
 This user owns a dog.
 This user has adopted 1 rescue dog.1
 This user is a mutt lover.
 This user shops at Target.
 I'm lovin' it
 This user eats at Taco Bell.
 This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh.
 This user eats at Buffalo Wild Wings.
 This user owns an iPhone 11.
 This user's mobile phone and data services provider is T-Mobile.



Beverages edit

Alcohol and Red Bull, name a better duo. I'll wait.

MThis user drinks Monster Energy.
RBThis user drinks Red Bull.
  This user prefers Pepsi over Coca Cola
 This user is a sodaholic.
 This user loves Dr Pepper.
C2H5OH-2This user drinks occasionally.
 This user can come alive for Jack Daniel's even after they are dead! Cheers!! (clink...clink...)
 This user enjoys a fine tequila.
 This user drinks
BACARDI spirits.
 This user drinks
JIM BEAM.
 This user enjoys Manhattans.



Funny edit

Do you honestly think you're funny?

 This user stands under 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall.
 My local professional sports franchise can beat your local professional sports franchise!

{User:GWFrog/UBX/Procrastinators' Club}}

 This user likes to brag about being born on Ricky Martin's birthday. Do you think you can top that?

{User:offiikart/ubx/trooper}}

{{!!!}}This user over-uses userboxes.