teen This user is a teenager.
☢ This user is a mutant.
This user is a Libra.
CGThis user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel."
S This user is a Slytherin.
BS This user can speak Bullshit.
This user does not trust electronic voting machines.
This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.
This user believes in the separation of church and state.
This user supports the ACLU.
This user supports the use of nuclear energy.
This user is pro-cannabis.
This user is a heterosexual. (Though it's under debate.)

Adds the page to the following categories:

(Though it's under debate)

This user is a nudist.
respect This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.
This user is a Christian.
Fx This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
gkThis user is a geek.
This user enjoys singing.
This user is a professional writer or journalist.
This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PlayStation Portable.
This user feels that the SNES was the last great console.
塊魂 Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!
This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
TDS This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.
TCR This user has balls, and isn't afraid to use them.
NP This user thinks Wikimedia deserves the Nobel prize
This user is a carnivore.
This user loves to eat fries, or chips.
This user eats Granny Smith apples.
This user practically inhales jalapeños.
This user likes horses, especially on sandwiches.
This user prefers rare steak.
This user eats sushi.
This user believes that you should never put milk in with the tea bag.
This user drinks nothing but Dr Pepper.
This user drinks. Period.
This user plays the synthesizer.
This user plays the piano.
band-1This user can tolerate My Chemical Romance.
fan-3This user loves Elvis Costello.
This user enjoys electronic music.
This user is a Pirate. Arrr!
This user goes commando.
This user is cooler than you.
ND This user voted for Pedro.
PRODUCERSThis user keeps it gay!
This user is a fan of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.SVU
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.
8/108 out of 10 cats said, "This user is brilliant."
This user thinks Keith Olbermann is superior to Bill Orly in every way possible.YA RLY
TCR This user obsesses over the splendiferous power couple Filliam H. Muffman.