Eluding Illusion

About 'Eluding Illusion'

I did intend to write something here, but I've just acquired truckloads of userboxes, so I won't go on for too long. There is also the small matter of my History homework. It is now 12:38pm.

Hmm.

Userboxes

Note: If userboxes annoy/ scare/ otherwise have a negative effect on you, please do not scroll down. Additionally, if your screen isn't wide enough to fit the entire table, I apologize. Mine isn't either; I'm just not bothered to change the table again.

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.	əThis user is a Grammar Nazi.	your you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.	This user's favorite color is green.	This user thinks the book A Clockwork Orange is horrorshow.	This user writes poetry.
fr-2Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.	USage declineThis user uses American English, but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration.	whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.	This user was born in the Crown colony/British Dependent Territory of Hong Kong.	${\frac {?}{0}}$ This user can divide by zero.	ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
zh-2該用戶能以一般的中文進行交流。 该用户能以一般的中文进行交流。	User:Jeffro77/userboxes/Singular they:LessEvil	Subj This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.		SI*This user is competent in metric units but prefers not to use them.	This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.
ja-1この利用者は初級の日本語ができます。	amn'tThis user considers amn't a perfectly logical alternative to aren’t in the first person singular.	This user believes that fuck is the most versatile word in the English language.	User:Editor510/godcreationismrubbish	1112This user knows that eleventy-twelve is a real number.
ipa-2 əThis user has an intermediate understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.	to too twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.	.  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period.	This user would argue that, quite clearly, God cannot be both benevolent and omnipotent.	This user knows 43 digits of pi.
Hrkt-2 あThis user has an intermediate understanding of the Katakana or Hiragana.	less & fewerThis user understands the difference between less & fewer.	;This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.	This user knows Who's on First.	This user is interested in graph theory.
該用戶認為漢字簡化破壞了漢字之美。 This user thinks that the beauty of Chinese characters is ruined by simplifying them.	much & manyThis user understands the difference between much & many.	its it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.	This user knows intermediate music theory.	This user plays the piano.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.	than thenThis user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."	’sThis user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should!	This user wishes they owned an AT-AT.	Guitar-1This user is a beginner guitar player.
C++-1This user is a beginning C++ programmer.	their there they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!	??? ?!? !!!This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!	OSCThis user enjoys the works of Orson Scott Card.	choirThis user sings in a choir.

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