CherubAgent1440

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CherubAgent1440
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Name	CherubAgent1440
Born	(2003-07-03) July 3, 2003 Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, United Kingdom
Gender	Male
Current location	Round the bend, but not over the hill

Hello. This is CherubAgent1440. I chose this name as my online name after discovering the CHERUB series of books by Robert Muchamore. The '1440' was a reference to the 144,000 saints in glory/anointed ones in the Book of Revelation in the Christian Bible. Why I made it four digits is because in The Fall (the seventh CHERUB book) James Adams (on phoning CHERUB campus) says his code number (I can't remember what it was, if you know, please tell me ), and it was a four digit number.

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Political & Religious Affiliation

This user knows that
Democracy Matters.

This user is a High Church adherent of Anglican Christianity.

Academic Interests

Computing

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Maths

Logic

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logic.

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Science

This user loves Science.

This user recognizes the importance of the scientific method.

Biology

This user happily missed
the Cretaceous–Tertiary extinction event.

This user knows what makes a balanced diet.

This user is afflicted with the most annoying affliction. Slap with trout when necessary.

This user is a mammal.

Chemistry

This user hates Chemistry

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Physics

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This user likes Albert Einstein

This user is interested in the study of the string theory.

This user, based on observational evidence and current scientific consensus, believes the universe began with a bang.

General Info

In an emergency, this user may be slapped with a trout.

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=3This user is innocent, and is hiding nothing. Aaaaaaabsolutely nothing.

9.8 m/s²This user is often touching the floor, because gravity has too much of an effect on them.

lavaThis user tries not to touch the floor... because they often think that the floor is lava!!

Non-academic interests

Fantasy

This user enjoys reading Fantasy.

D&D

This user plays Dungeons & Dragons

This user is an Elf

CGThis user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel."

Tolkienian Legendarium

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

This user is a fan of
The Lord of the Rings.

This user is an Elf

Harry Potter

RThis user is a Ravenclaw.

This user is a member of the
Order of the Phoenix.

A	This user is an Auror.

PSM	This user is a Parselmouth.

Discworld

7+1This user enjoys the Discworld series.

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This user can speak with an intermediate level of Orangutan, and can inquire as to the local abundance of bananas or ask for directions to the reference section.

Narnia

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CSLThis user enjoys the works of
C.S. Lewis.

Mythology

This user is interested in mythology.

This user is interested in
Greek mythology.

Sci-Fi

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.

This user knows The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything

This user knows The Question to the Ultimate Answer, but isn't going to tell you.

This user thinks you ought to know he's feeling very depressed.

Detective Fiction

Sherlock Holmes

Elementary, my dear Watson

Spy Fiction

James Bond

This user needs two more kills to qualify for Double-0 status.

007This user likes martinis shaken, not stirred.

CHERUB

For official purposes this user does not exist.

CHERUBThis user is a Black Shirt agent at the CHERUB campus

Historic Playwrights

Shakespeare

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William Shakespeare

Computer Games

This user plays games on the Game Boy Advance.

This user thinks the Nintendo DS is the best handheld game console ever!

This user is a fan of Role-playing video games.

This user is a Pokémon fan.

2d 3dThis user believes that POKéMON video games should have remained exclusively 2D

EThis user plays Pokémon Emerald.

PThis user plays Pokémon Pearl.

RobloxThis user plays Roblox.

This user plays Minecraft.