Talk:I Used to Work in Chicago

Latest comment: 16 years ago by 74.12.15.166 in topic Full list of verse options

Full list of verse options

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I pulled this from the main article as it was too long:

The song's further verses replace the words in bold for other items and actions, such as:

Electricity / The Shocker
Mini Van / 2 in the front, 5 in the back —Preceding unsigned comment added by 74.12.15.166 (talk) 00:52, 23 May 2008 (UTC)Reply
Flag / My Pole —Preceding unsigned comment added by 74.12.15.166 (talk) 00:58, 23 May 2008 (UTC)Reply
Elevator / Shafted
Quebec Poutine / Hot Sauce
Silver bath tub; Expensive Bathroom Equipment / A Golden Shower
Jewelry / Pearl necklace
Pimp Rod / Magic Stick
Me / Really Satisfied
<Name of the person next to you> / Really Deceived
Assistance / AIDs
Beer / 6-pack
Bolts / Nuts
Kit Kat / Four Fingers
Butter / Spread
Coffee / Cream
Dinosaur / Mega Soar Ass
Floppy Disk / Hard Drive
Fishing Rod / Long Pole
Doughnut / Cream-filled
Gun / Banged
Plumber / Pipe-cleaned
Hammer / Nail
Ruler / 12 inches
Metaphysical conversation / F*cked
Piano / Organ
Sailors / Semen
Translator / Cunning Linguist
Fresh Fruits / Dirty Banana
Latex Gloves / Dick in a Rubber
Socks / Hose
Cake / Layer
Chicken / Cock
Dog / Cocker
Coat / Jumper
A Drink / Liquor
Plane / Fokker
Shoes / Pumps
Blouse / Jacket
Tool / Crank
Beef / Corned
Nails / Spikes
Meat / Ram
Black and Decker / Bosch
Shampoo / Head'n'Shoulder-ed
Screen Door / Backdoor
Pirate Ship / Jolly Rodgering
An Irish Airline / Cunnilingus
Scaffolding / An Erection
A Coal Mine / Deep Shafting
An Action Figurine / My Purple Headed Warrior
Kalashnikov / Rifle
German Method of Coal Extraction / Mein Shaft
A trunk road from Newcastle to Carlisle / A69
Big Mac/ Super-sized
A round of Applause/ The Clap
Medieval Method of Cooking / Spitroasting
Oriental Opitcal Device / Japseye
Her Corn / Herpes
Train / Miscarriage
Respect / Raped
Beef Katana / Pork Sword
Rug / Laid

The current list of "further verses" is extreme, long, uncited, probably incapable of citation, irrelevant to Wikipedia and lowers the quality of the article. I think it ought to go and stay gone. JohnHarris 08:49, 24 October 2007 (UTC)Reply