Kids Say the Darndest Things
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Kids Say the Darndest Things was an American comedy series hosted by Bill Cosby that aired on CBS as a special on February 6, 1995, then as a full series from January 9, 1998 to June 23, 2000. It was based on a feature with the same name in Art Linkletter's radio show House Party and television series, Art Linkletter's House Party, which together aired mostly five days a week from 1945 to 1969.
|Kids Say the Darndest Things|
|Directed by||Morris Abraham|
|Presented by||Bill Cosby|
|Country of origin||United States|
|No. of seasons||3|
|No. of episodes||64|
Eddie Kritzer |
|Running time||22–24 minutes|
Linkletter/Atkins/Kritzer Productions Inc.
|Distributor||CBS Television Distribution|
February 6, 1995 (special)|
January 9, 1998 – June 23, 2000
|Related shows||Art Linkletter's House Party|
The premise of the show is that the host would ask a question to a child (around the age of 3 to 8) who would usually respond in a "cute" way. The show sometimes would "flashback" to Linkletter's show, Art Linkletter's House Party, with Cosby joined onstage by Linkletter to introduce the vintage clips. It would show kids (of the time), with their same "cute" reactions of whatever Linkletter would ask or say to them. Cosby also provided some of the humor in the show.
Kids Say The Darndest Things was produced by CBS Productions with the co-production of LMNO Productions and Linkletter's company, Linkletter Productions. Linkletter's production company displayed Sam Berman's caricature of Linkletter (or at least his head), which was originally for NBC's promotional book, published in 1947. Berman's caricature illustrated Linkletter's People Are Funny.
In other mediaEdit
In 2005, Robert Johnson and Albert Evans adapted the show into a full-length musical comedy.
|Country/language||Local title||Host||Channel||Date aired/premiered|
|United Kingdom||Kids Say the Funniest Things||Michael Barrymore||ITV||December 27, 1998 – October 1, 2000|
|Australia||Kidspeak||Andrew Daddo||Seven Network||1999–2000|
|Singapore||Kids Talk Back
Gurmit's Small Talk
|Television Corporation of Singapore||1999|
|India||Badmaash Company - Ek Sharat Hone Ko Hains
Kutties Chutties (Tamil)
|Juhi Chawla||Colors TV
Sun TV (Tamil)
|Italy||Zitti tutti! Parlano loro||Carlo Conti||Rai 1||January 17, 2000 – May 26, 2000|
In the United Kingdom, British television network ITV produced their own version of the show entitled Kids Say the Funniest Things. It was presented by Michael Barrymore, and was a production of LWT. It ran from 27 December 1998 to 1 October 2000. A third series was recorded in 2001, but never aired because of the revelations surrounding Stuart Lubbock's death at Barrymore's home.
|Series||Start date||End date||Episodes|
|1||31 October 1999||19 December 1999||8|
|2||3 September 2000||1 October 2000||5|
The Television Corporation of Singapore (now Mediacorp) produced a show with a similar concept called Kids Talk Back, that was first broadcast in 1999 and hosted by actor and radio host Andrew Lim. The show featured interviews with young guests, in addition to hidden-camera segments filmed in schools and kindergartens. Gurmit Singh hosted a similar show in 2003 entitled Gurmit's Small Talk.
In India, Colors TV produced their own version of the show titled Badmaash Company - Ek Sharat Hone Ko Hain hosted by Juhi Chawla.
Sun TV also produced the Tamil Language version of the show called Kutties Chutties which airs every Sunday.
In popular cultureEdit
- In 1973, Tammy Wynette had a number one country hit with a song titled, "Kids Say the Darndest Things".
- In the 1993 film Mrs. Doubtfire, Daniel Hillard (portrayed by Robin Williams) says "Kids Say the Darndest Things" in response to his daughter Natalie (Mara Wilson) copying him shouting at his ex-wife Miranda (Sally Field) saying "They're my Goddamn kids too!" by saying "We're his Goddamn kids too" when she arrives at his new home to collect them from their visit early.
- In the Family Guy episode "Brian Does Hollywood" (2001), Stewie Griffin stars in an episode of Kids Say the Darndest Things.
- In the PBS animated series Arthur episode "Revenge of the Chips", Arthur and his family attend a filming of "You Do the Most Embarrassing Things" which is a parody of "Kids Say the Darndest Things".
- In The Simpsons episode "Children of a Lesser Clod" (2001), Homer Simpson, Rod Flanders and Todd Flanders watch Kids Say the Darndest Things. Bill Cosby asks a boy what he likes to play. The boy answers "Pokémon!". Cosby starts talking nonsense, in reply to his answer.
- In the Sheep in the Big City episode "Wish You Were Shear," (2001) Gamey McGameGame hosts a similar show, "Kids Say the Most Hysterical Things". McGameGame asks a child what his favorite breakfast is. He answers "pancakes" and McGameGame laughs hysterically, frightening the child.
- McSweeney's Internet Tendency published a satirical listicle by Simon Pinkerton, "Rejected Titles for Kids Say the Darndest Things," based on common tropes from the series, including "Kids Often Misconstrue Colloquial English," "Kids Repeat the Terrible Things Their Parents Say In the Home" and "Something My Kid Said Alarmed His Teachers Enough to Raise Suspicions About Me."
- Dunning, John. On the Air: The Encyclopedia of Old-Time Radio (Oxford University Press, 1998), pp. 333. ISBN 0-19-507678-8
- Brooks, Tim; Marsh, Earle F. (2007-10-17). The Complete Directory to Prime Time Network and Cable TV Shows, 1946-Present (9 ed.). Ballantine Books. pp. 736–737. ISBN 0-345-49773-2.
- Pinkerton, Simon (November 2015), "Rejected Titles for Kids Say the Darndest Things." McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Retrieved November 12, 2015.