You Gotta Get a Gimmick (song)
New City Stage describes it as "endearingly bawdy." Time Out Chicago said the song is "this production’s hands-down highlight...in which three burlesque vets pull out all the stops." Stage and Cinema wrote the song was performed by the "show-stopping, scene-stealing...Tessie Tura, Mazeppa and Electra, the stripper specialists in 'You Gotta Get a Gimmick,'" adding, "It's the ultimate tribute to Darwinian adaptation, the secret of showbiz survival and even success." CurtainUp said the song is "show-stopping" and "outrageously funny." TheatreMania called the song "scene-stealing." NipperTown described it as a "novelty song." Spokesman named it a "showstopper."