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This WikiProject is dedicated to worshipping, venerating, and writing about the greatest vandal-crusher of our time, Oshwah. Oshwah, the absolute madman with The Hair, is clearly the only Wikipedian who deserves an entire WikiProject completely dedicated to him.

Goals

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The main goals of this WikiProject are to:

  1. Venerate and worship Oshwah
  2. Stare at Oshwah's portrait and marvel at The Hair
  3. Make Oshwah's userpage great again?
  4. Collect any of Oshwah's spare hair, brew it into a drink, and distribute it to vandal fighters free of charge
  5. Write a comprehensive biography about Oshwah's life
  6. Clone Oshwah (Very important! We can harvest The Hair from multiple clones whilst plugging them into the matrix and using their power.)

A picture of the madman himself

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Warnings

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Please do not become involved with Hair warring, and if you try to replicate something such as the Battle of the Hairs, please tag it as Wikilove so that it isn't construed as hair warring. If caught hair warring, you can receive serious sanctions, such as rangeblocks and loss of editing privileges as well as user rights.

Frequently Asked Questions

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Q1: Can I become Oshwah?

A1: You cannot become Oshwah, unfortunately. However, you can ask him to cut off and send you a lock of The Hair. Touching The Hair grants you a tiny fraction of his vandal-crushing powers for a few minutes. The closest you be can be him is to be a relative. Notable examples include Oshawott 12.

Q2: Can I run my hands through The Hair?

A2: Probably not, but it doesn't hurt to ask. It didn't end well for the last person who tried to touch The Hair directly without asking first. It's dangerous, yo.

Q3: Is The Hair edible?

A3: I haven't tried it, but it probably doesn't taste good on its own. Try incorporating into into a soup or a crepe or something.

Q4: Is this a real WikiProject?

A4: No, it's just a humor page.

Q5: When will Oshwah be put in an RfB?

A5: Not for at least another two and a half or three years six years zero years. This will maintain the average spacing between successful RfBs. What, you say, he won't be successful? Shame on you. Don't read any further and close this page if you're going to have such negative thoughts.

Q6: What are the nutritional values of his hair?

A6: His hair contains a very large amount of protein which grants protection against personal attacks from vandals. Consuming his hair daily will make your fists grow stronger to crush vandals.

Participants

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If you are interested in helping out with this WikiProject, please add your name to the list below. You can optionally include a little note about why you are interested in joining.

Here are some userboxes:

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{{Template:User WikiProject Oshwah}}
 This user is a member of WikiProject Oshwah.  
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{{User:Stewpot/Userboxes/Oshwahnism}}
 
This user is a member of
WikiProject ~Oshwah~  
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Our own unique battle that is impossible to replicate.
  1. EclipseDude (Chase Totality) 01:00, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
  2. TheSandDoctor Talk 01:06, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
  3. XYZt (talk  |  contribs) 01:28, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
  4. James-the-Charizard (talk) 01:53, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
  5. --AldNonUcallin?☎ 05:11, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
  6. InvalidOS (talk) 05:40, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
  7. Oshawott 12 ==()== Talk to me! 06:12, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
  8. Jianhui67 T★C 06:24, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
  9. Akbermamps talk 09:43, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
  10. LakesideMinersMy Talk Page 12:20, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
  11. Ⓩⓟⓟⓘⓧ Talk 14:21, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
  12. --SkyGazer 512 My talk page 15:24, 1 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
  13. Count me In! --Thegooduser Life Begins With a Smile :) 🍁 19:53, 13 April 2019 (UTC)[reply]
  14. I'm in, so I can do the battle of the hairs (see below)! DrewieStewie (talk) 18:02, 6 May 2019 (UTC)[reply]
  15. Not an expert, just a fan. ;-) Liz Read! Talk! 03:53, 31 May 2019 (UTC)[reply]
  16. In preparation for the 2020 April's Fools, I join. TLOM (The Lord of Math) (Message) 06:51, 26 March 2020 (UTC)[reply]
  17. --Puddleglum2.0(How's my driving?) 16:05, 1 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
  18. I just found out about this? Sacrelige! --I dream of horses (talk) (contribs) Remember to {{ping}} me after replying off my talk page 10:33, 19 April 2020 (UTC)[reply]
  19. Propose a separate user group for Oshwah. Why should Jimmy have all the fun? Field Marshal (talk) 20:15, 19 July 2020 (UTC)[reply]
  20. Heh. – Majavah talk · edits 18:14, 22 July 2020 (UTC)[reply]
  21. I'm early but I'm also late. But I would love to help. Giraffer munch 14:33, 10 October 2020 (UTC)[reply]
  22. 63 = 0. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 22:18, 9 December 2020 (UTC)[reply]
  23. Just for the sake of it! GiggityGiggityGoo! 02:41, 6 January 2021 (UTC)[reply]
  24. Simply wish I still had hair.--Moxy 🍁 07:23, 1 February 2021 (UTC)[reply]
  25. Absolutely! Scorpions13256 (talk) 03:26, 12 February 2021 (UTC)[reply]
  26. I created Wikipedia:Oshwahnism, so of course I'm in. Tucker Gladden 👑 01:54, 2 March 2021 (UTC)[reply]
  27. This is absolutely and completely insane. Of course I'm in. Golollop (bounce) 14:18, 15 May 2021 (UTC)[reply]
  28. I'd vote for Oshwah to be Wikipedia's benevolent dictator. ––𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹𝗗𝘂𝗱𝗲 talk 03:55, 20 August 2021 (UTC)[reply]
  29. I would like to join! MarkieC07 (talk) 03:49, 26 August 2021 (UTC)[reply]
  30. I bet that The Hair tastes like cotton candy... Helen(💬📖) 18:43, 6 October 2021 (UTC)[reply]
  31. Very late, but I just want to join for the sake of joining… — 3PPYB6 — TALK — CONTRIBS — SANDBOXES — LOGS — 14:38, 19 November 2021 (UTC)[reply]
  32. Count me in, big Oshwah fan. Signed,The4lines |||| (Talk) (Contributions) 05:15, 8 January 2022 (UTC)[reply]
  33. Also, an Oshwah fan. Has his contributions, activity, record, actions, civility and judgments not confirmed what I wrote in my support comment in his RfA in 2016? (Of course.) At least six good traits are surely enough! Donner60 (talk) 11:38, 1 February 2022 (UTC)[reply]
  34. Super huge Oshwah fan. Joining for sure! Also just wondering, who knows which year was Oshwah born?PlainCroissant (talk) 12:44, 9 May 2022 (UTC)[reply]
  35. Cosmic (talk) 23:37, 11 June 2022 (UTC)[reply]
  36. Count me in, big Oshwah fan. Wesoree (Talk) 14:03, 15 February 2023 (UTC)[reply]
  37. I would definitely love to select you as a main administrator on Wikipedia. /EnjoyBrowser557 (userpage) (talk) (contributions) 17:05, 30 May 2023 (UTC)[reply]
  38. This project needs a userbox. WikiOriginal-9 (talk) 02:19, 13 October 2023 (UTC)[reply]
  39. CLYDE TALK TO ME/STUFF DONE 05:53, 15 October 2023 (UTC)[reply]
  40. Stewpot 03:31, 16 October 2023 (UTC)[reply]
  41. How have I only just found out about this?! Oshwah was a great help to me when I first started editing Wikipedia (back when he was a non-admin!), and has continued to be one of the most friendly, polite and helpful editors here. Count me in. :) Patient Zerotalk 02:49, 3 November 2023 (UTC)[reply]
  42. Oshwah is THE GOAT in anti-vandalism! ~~mAyLiNgOeEd (Talk to me!🗣) (See what else I did on Wikipedia!!📜)
  43. Why would I NOT support another Josh? Hey man im josh (talk) 14:10, 29 December 2023 (UTC)[reply]
  44. An obvious choice. 🌺 Cremastra (talk) 02:56, 3 January 2024 (UTC)[reply]
  45. This needs to be more visible. Rrjmrrr (talk) 13:20, 3 July 2024 (UTC)[reply]
  46. ToadetteEdit! 10:58, 3 August 2024 (UTC)[reply]
  47. Very convincing. ❯❯❯ Raydann(Talk) 14:53, 9 November 2024 (UTC)[reply]

Important Tasks

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  • Make Oshwah into a featured article.
  • Accomplish the Battle of the Hairs between Oshwah and DrewieStewie.
  • Did you read the previous point? If you see a redlink there, you aren't doing your job. Get to work! (Someone pls remove the creation protection)
  • Clone Oshwah. See FAQ #1.
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