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The following discussion is preserved as an archive of a request for adminship that succeeded in an alternate universe. Please do not modify it.

GA bot

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Final (19/5/2); Closed as successful in an alternate universe by Eduemoni↑talk↓ at 27:24 pm, Yesterday (UTC÷4)

Nomination

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Hey guys I'd like to nominate our fellow GA bot, he has been active with us for 3 years, doing all kind of hard work, he has a massive edit count of over9k edits, and not to mention his extensive efforts[1] to bring safety and updates on GA lists. I know that through his metallic body a heart beats fast and thus I'd like him to operate on an admin level, I'm pretty sure he is going to delete take care of every single good article on Wikipedia. Just a regular sidenote, I Love You User:GA bot *cries*

Candidate, please indicate acceptance of the nomination here:

"I do, accept, my nomination, thanks, I...I...I am abashed 100010101010010, null (Null Pointer Exception, cannot retrieve feelings at line 20) thanks" GA bot (talk) 13:41, 2 October 2024 UTC [refresh]

Questions for the candidate

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Dear candidate, thank you for offering to serve Wikipedia as an administrator. Please answer these questions to provide guidance for participants:

1. What administrative work do you intend to take part in?
while(Wikipedia.getInstance()==true){seek && destroy}; GA bot (talk) 13:41, 2 October 2024 UTC [refresh]
2. What are your best contributions to Wikipedia, and why?
echo(GA lists) return 0; GA bot (talk) 13:41, 2 October 2024 UTC [refresh]
3. Have you been in any conflicts over editing in the past or have other users caused you stress? How have you dealt with it and how will you deal with it in the future?
sleep(edit.getActiveWar.isOn.toInt()); GA bot (talk) 13:41, 2 October 2024 UTC [refresh]
Additional question from Elkman
4. Is Wikipedia editing supposed to be fun or enjoyable?
A: An error occurred while trying to find fun: wikipædia.runtime.NullPointerException GA bot (talk) 13:41, 2 October 2024 UTC [refresh]
Additional question from Elkman
5. Does editing Wikipedia really count as contributing positively to society? Does it make the world a better place?
A:
Additional question from Elkman
6. What would you think if your administrative tasks were openly questioned, scrutinized, and torn apart at Wikipediocracy or any other off-Wikipedia criticism site?
A:


General comments

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Discussion

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Support
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  1. Support. Does a great job marking promoting articles to GA status. No brainer. Steel1943 (talk) 05:52, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  2. I for one welcome our new robot overlords. — Crisco 1492 (talk) 07:31, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  3. Great contributions and also promotes articles to higher status (GA). Tolly4bolly 10:34, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  4. I think there won't be any vandalism by him.--DJ EV (talk) 11:23, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  5. Support Definetely. Trusted user. Completely. Demonstrates the need for sysop. Vacation9 11:25, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  6. Support - Lovely user name. Deb (talk) 11:49, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  7. Support On the condition that he will pass all of my GA nominations. ♛♚★Vaibhav Jain★♚♛ Talk Email 13:45, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  8. Support User does fantastic work bringing articles to Good Article status and clearly has a need for the tools. Reach Out to the Truth 13:53, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  9. Support. Why Not?Tazerdadog (talk) 14:22, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
    Support Moved to oppose. Suraj T 16:30, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  10. Strong Support This admin would come with source code, which I believe should be a strict requirement in the future.--I am One of Many (talk) 16:59, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  11. Strong Support Bots in power! Érico Wouters msg 20:03, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Oppose
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  1. Oppose candidate lacks a guestbook, and may only lurk on IRC. ϢereSpielChequers 05:40, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  2. Oppose No AfD experience. -- King of ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ 06:37, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  3. Oppose, lack of any CSD or XfD contributions. hmssolent\Let's convene My patrols 06:48, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  4. Oppose NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR IF I DRANK TOO MUCH WHISKEY. —stay (sic)! 10:22, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  5. Oppose The user made a few mistakeswhich? some years ago and hence doesn't display enough understanding of policies.Return after some time. TheStrikeΣagle 11:25, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  6. Oppose Generally does whatever its operator wants. I have a problem with virtual meatpuppets.--Wehwalt (talk) 11:46, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  7. Oppose This user never replies to my requests for comment. CycloneGU (talk) 11:56, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  8. Oppose. Username is misspelled; ought to be GAH! bot. This is prima facie evidence of something. AGK [•] 13:05, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  9. Oppose This user did not answer any of the standard candidate questions. I'd be willing to reconsider if the user answers them. - Purplewowies (talk) 13:59, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  10. Oppose. GA work is nice, but no DYKs and no FAs. How can we call the candidate well-rounded? Nyttend (talk) 15:06, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  11. Oppose - The user threw away my milk. ZappaOMati 15:10, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  12. Oppose - Zero content generation experience. Merely rides on the coattails of those who do the real work. --| Uncle Milty | talk | 16:10, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
    Oppose Moved to neutral. Suraj T 16:30, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  13. Oppose I don't see any need for the tools here. — Hex (❝?!❞) 18:56, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  14. Oppose. Candidate refuses to answer questions. We don't need admins who are uncommunicative. --Elkman (Elkspeak) 19:02, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Neutral
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  1. Neutral to make it equal. Mediran (t • c) 06:10, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  2. Neutral to make it unequal. ···日本穣? · 投稿 · Talk to Nihonjoe · Join WP Japan! 07:08, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
    Hehe Mediran (t • c) 08:32, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  3. Neutral per WP:NPOV. --Stfg (talk) 10:51, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  4. Neutral 这肯定是四月一日的废话。 Arctic Kangaroo 15:57, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
    Neutral Moved to support. Suraj T 16:30, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
Other
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  1. Strong Trout because I said so. Ten Pound Hammer • (What did I screw up now?) 18:36, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  2. Self-trout because I'm a meatpuppet of 10PH. FrigidNinja 21:45, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
  3. Self-larger trout because I'm meatier of a meatpuppet than Frigid. ZappaOMati 22:24, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
    Once my request for foundership closes as successful, I'm going to de-meatpuppet you. FrigidNinja 22:44, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
    D: You're just mad that Jimbo's your father. ZappaOMati 23:27, 1 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
    My RfF closed as successful in an alternate universe, so you are now de-meatpuppeted in an alternate universe. FrigidNinja 00:09, 2 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
    Do not want ZappaOMati 00:32, 2 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
    Please don't bring my dad into this. FrigidNinja 00:46, 2 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
    How about your mom? ZappaOMati 01:53, 2 April 2013 (UTC)[reply]
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