Me
BornA while ago
Somewhere on Earth
NationalityEarthian
Known forDoing stuff


I am a person who does stuff. I am a citizen of the Earth, where I have lived my whole life. I am a person, and I am known for doing lots of stuff.

Early life edit

I was born at a very young age, somewhere on the Earth, the child of my father and my mother (both also persons[a]).

During my childhood, I went to school, where my teachers taught me lots of stuff about different things.

Education edit

After primary and secondary school, I attended 'The School of Learning Stuff', where I did indeed learn stuff[b]. I graduated with a degree in a subject.

Career edit

After graduating, I looked for a job and eventually found work at 'The Place of Doing Stuff', where I still work today. I like working there because they pay me money for me to do stuff for them. In my profession, I am known for doing lots of different things. I do the things that my boss tells me to do.

Seriously though edit

I was born in England, and I am currently a student at secondary school. I am studying for my GCSEs. This is my favourite website.

Interests edit

I am interested in UK politics, US politics and computer programming. As a job, I plan on being some form of software engineer.

Politics edit

I identify as a progressive. I believe that the UK needs Proportional representation[c] to replace our current First-past-the-post voting system. Until that happens, it will be necessary for progressive parties to form an electoral alliance.

I am not a member of any political party.

Userboxes edit

Userboxes
Serious
  This user has been on Wikipedia for 4 years, 3 months and 13 days.
 This user is male.
 This user is a Sagittarius.
 This user is interested in politics.
 This user supports continued British membership of the European Union.
 This user promotes efforts to counter
climate change
 This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.
Humorous[d]
 This user is sleepy.
 This user is watching you!
 This user knows what makes a balanced diet.
 This user believes that anyone who thinks Wikipedia is an unreliable source should continue their quest to find a better website.
 This user's news source is The Onion.
 This user supports People Eating Tasty Animals. 
=3This user is innocent, and is hiding nothing. Aaaaaaabsolutely nothing.
 This user is a Ghost and will haunt you if you vandalize Wikipedia.

Other pages edit

Notes edit

  1. ^ I think.
  2. ^ Whether that stuff was useful or not is an entirely different question.
  3. ^ Specifically the Additional member system, aka Mixed-member proportional representation outside the UK.
  4. ^ These userboxes are humorous according to this but I wouldn't know, since I am an alien with no sense of humour.