OK, here it is. My very first transcript! ...Well, that's not exactly true. The truth is that this is a cleaned-up version of a transcript I found as a journal post of a DeviantArt user called "darkoverlords". Full base credit goes to him/her for making my job easier. Thank you.
Anyway, this is a transcript of the first full trailer for the upcoming movie, Hop, the second movie from Illumination Entertainment, the makers of Despicable Me (out now on Blu-ray and DVD. Buy it, it's awesome!)
- The Easter Bunny works one day a year, travels the world and is beloved by everyone. Who wouldn't want a job like that?
Mr Bunny: You're about to be crowned the Easter Bunny.
E.B.: Look, Dad, I wanna drum in a band. I wanna see the world!
Mr Bunny: E.B., the Easter Bunny sees every country in one night!
E.B. Oh, really, Dad? What about China?
Mr Bunny: It's candy, woman!
Mr Bunny: Alright,so we haven't cracked China yet.
E.B.: I don't wanna be the Easter Bunny.
Mr Bunny: 4,000 years of tradition doesn't end just because one selfish bunny doesn't feel like doing it.
E.B.: My dad's right. I do need to get my act together...in Hollywood! All great artists suffer before they become famous. That lady wrote Harry Potter in a ditch! I have the talent, I have the drive, I have to avoid...whatever that was.
E.B.: Well, we could leave the insurance companies out of this.
Fred: *screams*
Mr Bunny: We need to find E.B. Assemble the Pink Berets at once!
E.B.: I can bunk down anywhere. West wing, master suite, I'm not picky.
E.B.: What are the newspapers for?
Fred: Yeah,you're an animal, so...
E.B.: Oh, I understand. I'll just sleep down here in my own poo and pee like a pig!
- Now he's chasing his dream...
E.B.: Never had one formal lesson!
- ...and letting nothing...
E.B.: Fred, why am I in a box?
- ...stand in his way.
E.B.: I'll behave! I'll clean up my mess! I'm special!
Fred: *screams*
E.B.: I'm really special!
Fred: What are you doing?
[E.B. excretes jellybeans onto the hood]
Fred: Jellybeans? So you talk and you poop candy.
- This spring,...
E.B.: You're not getting it. I have a date with destiny!
- ...it's all about candy,...
Fred: Don't eat that. You might not like the flavour.
Sam: Fred, relax.
[Sam eats the jellybean.]
Fred: Hoh...
Sam: Watermelon.
- ...chicks,...
Phil: Can I at least touch it? Ow!
Carlos: There, you touched it.
Phil: Thank you.
- ...and rock and roll.
David Hasselhoff: Stop, stop! I didn't like it. I loved it!
- Hop.
Sam: Look at this! Look how cute this stuffed bunny is!
Fred: Aw.
Sam: Awww, he's so soft, cute, cuddly, and...and warm.
E.B.: She seeing anyone?
Fred: No, she's single and she's looking for a rabbit.
Hop is in theatres April 1.