Wee Wolf

This user identifies as queer.

This user identifies as a femme.

This user is a modern follower of Bushido.

This user drinks red wine.

This user enjoys cigars.

This user enjoys overcast weather.

This user is a member of the LGBT community.

This user is, or once was, a Girl Scout.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

they
he or sheThis user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.

BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user drinks coffee.

This user enjoys their egg with the sunny side up.

This user reads between the lines.

This user is a Thingamabrarian. Click here to see my books.

This user is from Brooklyn, New York, United States of America.

NYCThis user lives in New York City.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

RedThis user loves the colour red.

"…"This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.

This user's favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip.

This user is a woman.