I make minor edits to spelling and grammar so the more informative users will not have to worry about the small things.

.....This user is a professional procrastinator.
teenThis user is a teenager.
♀This user is female.
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kind
Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.
Y'allThis here user talks Southern, y'all.
POEMThis user has had one of their poems published.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
This user's primary Instant Messaging software is Trillian.
This user eats popcorn.
This user drinks Mountain Dew.
CardsThis user enjoys playing Uno.
TThis user prefers to side with the Terrans.
J!This user phrases responses in the form of a question.
? This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is.


INTPThis user's MBTI type is INTP.



...This user would like to know all existing languages.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.


This editor is a WikiGnome.
This user spends far too much time editing their user page.