Typing monkey

This user is busy in real life and may not respond swiftly to queries.

This user is one of an infinite number of "monkeys" editing Wikipedia right now.

This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Plants.

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This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

~~linkspam~~

This user despises linkspam, and will terminate it on sight, as well as any other spam by the contributor.

This user likes a little bit of food with their red pepper.

This user graduated from the University of Something.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

This user is interested in Ancient Rome.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

This user is from O-O-OK-LAHOMA! Where the wind comes sweeping down the plain.

Wikipedia is not censored.

~~vanity~~

This user supports the removal of vanity pages with extreme prejudice.

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