Just my user page...nothing special here.

Preface
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
163 ubxsThis user has 163 userboxes.
7 ubxsThis user has created 7 userboxes.
Languages
BS-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bullshit.
...This user would like to know oodles more languages.
eo-2Ĉi tiu uzanto povas komuniki per meza nivelo de Esperanto.
es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
ja-1この利用者は初級日本語ができます。
jbo-1ti poi pilno cu nintadni lo jbobau
tok-1jan ni li sona lili e toki pona.
du-1This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.
ith-0Uxhalár abvileqtúkt eluirtkʰuikt, axhalûmfíňň qei ‾mröruiwa.
1337-0This user has no idea what 1337 is or prefers to contribute using proper words.
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
Programming
<html>This user can write HTML.
xhtmlThis user can write XHTML.
This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
py-3This user is an advanced Python programmer.
C-2This user is an intermediate C programmer.
BASIC-2This user is an intermediate BASIC programmer.
Perl-2This user is an intermediate Perl programmer.
PHP-2This user is an intermediate PHP programmer.
c++-1This user is a beginning C++ programmer.
rb-1This user is a beginning Ruby programmer.
Grammar
that thatThis user tries not to say "that that", because he dislikes the way that that looks in print.
theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.
EThis user supports Spivak pronouns in situations where a person is brought into a conversation and eir gender is unknown or unneccessary.
infin¦
itive
This user chooses never to split infinitives.
byThis user does not use the passive voice.
... in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.
whomThis user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
Subj This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.
“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.
,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.
A, B, and
A and B
This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.
its
it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
“…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
Computing
This user maintains a Facebook profile.
This user loves using Google Earth.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
This user uses Azureus.
FirefoxThis user prefers Mozilla Firefox.
This user runs macOS.
This user thinks different.
w/lThis user has a dual boot configuration.
pico_This user contributes using Pico.
This user contributes using an Apple Mac Mini computer.
BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.
Food and Drink (mainly drink)
This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
This user drinks chocolate milk.
TEA!This user drinks southern sweet tea.
This user drinks nothing but Dr Pepper.
CThis user can't make up their mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and drinks both.P
C2H5OH-0This user is a non-drinker.
Games
You just lost The Game.
This user enjoys chess.
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
This user enjoys playing blackjack.
cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.
+This user enjoys playing retro games.
This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
game
dev
This user is interested in video game development.
This user writes games on their graphing calculator.
This user still enjoys playing
games on the NES.
360This user plays the Xbox 360.
PS2This user plays games on the
PlayStation 2.
This user prefers the PlayStation Portable over the Nintendo DS.
This user plays games on the Wii console.
!This user plays the Metal Gear series.
MGSThis user thinks Metal Gear Solid is the best game ever.
This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
EVThis user plays Escape Velocity Nova.
This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.
M Wild MissingNo. appeared!
This user thinks the best Smash Bros. character is Fox McCloud.
ZThis user prefers to side with the Zerg.
MMO
RPG
This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money.
History
This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.
This user is interested in Russia and is capable of speaking in a Russian accent.
Math
1+1=3?This user does not understand mathematics.
This user is a cryptologist and actually understands how SHA works.
ft-lbThis user uses American Measurements.
met?This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.
Music
bandThis user plays in a band.
ERThis user played with Eric Radecki in concert!
FFHThis user opened for FFH!
This user is a music composer.
🎸This user plays the guitar.
This user plays the synthesizer.
This user enjoys electronic music.
This user likes alternative rock.
This user is an audiophile.
This user has an iPod.
iTunes StoreThis user is familiar with the iTunes Music Store, not the iTunes Store.
Science
This user is interested in linguistics.
Sports
SelloutThis user watches the Super Bowl for the ads.
This user loves to bowl, but would love to get more strikes.
This user plays table tennis.
Hobbies
Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby.
This user likes to spin pens.
This user is interested in drama and acting.
This user enjoys singing.
This user enjoys writing.
This user enjoys overcast weather.
Reading
This user enjoys reading anything.
This user's hero is Isaac Asimov.
CSLThis user enjoys the works of
C.S. Lewis.
LOTR This user likes the original The Lord of the Rings and vastly prefers it to the dumbed-down, cheapened and oversimplified film trilogy.
Movies
MatrixThis user took the red pill, not the blue pill.
This user supports the
Galactic Empire.
TV
TV-0This user has no television set.
fireflyThis user thinks Firefly is the greatest television series ever made.
H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.
? This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is.
newsThe only reality show this user watches is the news.
Radio
NETThis user listens to radio over the Internet.
PCThis user listens to podcasts.
Comics
WebcomicsThis user reads webcomics.
Anime and Manga
Education
MSUThis user is a student or alumnus of Missouri State University.
This user is an undergraduate student majoring in Computer Science and minoring in Mathematics.
IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 179.
IQ?This user doubts that his IQ is as high as the tests say.
Health
This user is short-sighted.
This user has astigmatism.
This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!
This user does not smoke.
This user is right-handed.
Life
YAThis user is a young adult.
♂This user is male.
heThis user prefers to be referred to using masculine gender pronouns.
This user is of Czech ancestry.
This user is of French ancestry.
Siblings This user is an only child.
INFPThis user's MBTI type is INFP.
Beliefs
This user is a Christian.
ΘΔThis user is a fox therian.
This user practices abstinence.
? This user follows his/her own political ideals.
Location
This user is from Earth.
The bearer of this is a Wikipedian who shall be permitted to freely edit Wikipedia.

4
This user has visited 4 of the 208 countries in the world.
This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere.
This user grew up in the suburbs.
Time
This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.
This user doesn't sleep.
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.
CSTThis user's time zone is CST.