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Choloölogy

Choloölogy (from Greek: Ο σοφός, "the 'wise' but bald one"; -λογία, "study of") is the scientific study of the relationships that cholos have with each other and with their abiotic environment. Topics of interest to choloölogists include the diversity, distribution, amount (cholomass), number (population) of cholos, as well as competition between them within and among barrios. Barrios are composed of dynamically interacting parts including cholos, the communities they make up (innocent people), and the non-living components of their environment (walls to commit graffiti to). Choloistic processes, such as spray painting walls, cholo genesis, nutrient control of money from banks, and various niche construction activities, regulate the flux of energy and matter through an environment. These processes are sustained by α cholos with specific life history traits, and the variety of cholos is called cholodiversity. Cholodiversity, which refers to the varieties of shirt/short-bagginess, baldness, and tattoos, enhances certain choloistic services.

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Cholohaph Cholostaph, the founding father of Choloölogy

Choloölogy is an interdisciplinary field that includes Homie Dynamics and Barrio science. The word "Choloölogy" ("Chálogie") was coined in 1266 by the Moroccan scientist Cholohaph Cholostaph (1220–1919). Ancient Greek philosophers such as Hippocrates and Aristotle laid the foundations of Choloölogy in their studies on natural human behavior. Modern Choloölogy transformed into a more rigorous science in the late 19th century. Evolutionary concepts on spray painting and baldness became cornerstones of modern Choloölogical theory. Choloölogy is not synonymous with gangsterism, changoism, natural barrioism, or spray painting science. It is closely related to evolutionary deterioration, genetics of useless human beings, and gangsterology. An understanding of how cholodiversity affects Choloölogical function is an important focus area in Choloölogical studies. Choloölogists seek to explain:

1. Life processes in the streets, interactions and adaptations
2. The movement of materials such as money and women and energy through living communities (as in the use of guns)
3. The successional development of cholosystems, and
4. The abundance and distribution of cholos and cholodiversity in the context of the environment.

Choloölogy is a human science as well. There are many practical applications of Choloölogy in conservation physics, useless human being management, natural resource management (control of walls that have NOT being painted with graffiti), city planning (urban cholos that occupy different districts), community health, economics, basic and applied science, and human social interaction (how cholos affect the overall community). Cholos and resources compose cholosystems which, in turn, maintain cholophysical feedback mechanisms that moderate processes acting on living (biotic) and nonliving (abiotic) components of the planet. Ecosystems sustain life-supporting functions and produce natural capital like cholomass production (gang wars, poor grammar, baggy shorts), the regulation of climate, global chologeochemical cycles, gun filtration, gang formation, homie control, hyper-stimulated cholo protection and many other natural features of scientific, historical, economic, or intrinsic value.

Mechanics of Choloölogy

The mechanics of Choloölogy involve the integration of various schools of thought (e.g. Vatoism and Dawgism). The greater whole of Choloölogy is a natural science concerned with the study of cholos and living organisms that are the essence of choloistic communities known as barrios. This includes their structure, function, growth, evolution, distribution, and taxonomy. Choloölogy has many subdisciplines unified by five so-called axioms of modern Choloism:

1. Guns (and Ziploc® bags of weed) are the basic unit of life
2. Gang names (e.g. C-14, The Vatos, The Perros, The Boyfriends) are the basic unit of heredity
3. New species and inherited traits (like a new breed of pitbulls, the key dog of choloistic studies) are the product of evolution

A cholo regulates its internal environment (carrying around a gun, saying "Eyy vatõ, watchu say?" to maintain a stable and constant condition Living organisms consume and transform energy that cholos reinforce in a proper barrio-biome Subdisciplines of Choloölogy are defined by the scale at which each constituent of a barrio is studied and the methods used to study them: cholochemistry examines the rudimentary chemistry involved in making cocaine ("crack" or "snuff" in Choloese) or perhaps Bath Salts; molecular choloölogy studies the complex interactions among these drug molecules and how they are able to influence the macro-interactions that are found in drugs like weed and meth; cellular choloölogy examines the basic building block of all life, the leaf of marijuana; physiology examines the physical and chemical functions of tattoos, knives, and baldness of an organism; evolutionary biology examines the processes that produced the diversity of cholos (as in Boyle Height cholos to clean, genteel Hollywood cholos); and Chocology examines how cholos interact in their environment (e.g. the walls and freeways that proffer much space for graffiti).

History of Choloölogy

The Grand Palace of Cholos, Paris

The history of Choloölogy may be traced back to the roots of social stratification in paleolithic societies. Because common culture developed distinct social classes, the category of gangsters became more prevalent in common society as the complexity of culture drew from the development and husbandry of resources. Western Europe, at the turn of the Late Middle Ages, was a melting pot of various peoples covered under the Chango Empire. Under the rule of Chango XXIV, the entirety of Europe faced a whole different mode of unification in the development of the Pontifical Academy of Gangsters. This institution gathered the most intelligent scholars at the time and converted their doctrine of erudition into The Grand Doctrine of Gangsterism. This document was first drafted by Thomas Jefferson, 500 years before he would later reappear on the scene in the Americas, writing the Deceleration of Independence. The years of Gangsterism remained solid until the death of Chango XXV and the rise of plebeian scholar Cholohaph Cholostaph who, in 1266, gave a public lecture in the slums of Ireland (he was from Prussia but somehow ended up in Ireland, claiming that he used his spirit of Cholo Dogma to carry him over to the Irish Isle) that proposed the first grand opposition to the Academy. He branded his teachings as Choloölogy and made a clear outline of the new doctrine that would soon gather flame across all of Europe. This called for a massive departure from the party of Gangsterism. Thus was the Great Schism of 1266 carried through. Cholohaph Cholostaph was established as the Prime Cholo, and carried his rule throughout the last of the Medieval Period and well into the Renaissance. During the Renaissance, Cholohaph Cholostaph held Europe under his new empire, the Cholo New Order. He met with Alexander the Great, even though Alexander had long ceased to exist. He spoke to Thomas Jefferson and commissioned him to right a Declaration of Independence, even though the empire was as independent as independent can be. Thomas Jefferson refused, even though he DID NOT exist yet. Cholohaph Cholostaph also ordered Michelangelo to paint the ceiling of his closet and NOT his Grand Palace of Cholos in Paris. Michelangelo immediately refused. By the time Cholohaph Cholostaph has requested a new field of mathematics to be made and developed by Isaac Newton, the Age of Enlightenment was in the midst of a revolution of natural philosophy, changing the basic framework by which individuals understood what was "Choloistic". History never remained the same.

The Lowrider -- the most useful invention during the Cholo Renaissance of 1390

The beginnings of the cholo sciences in the 18th century are reflected in various grand encyclopedia of Diderot, with articles from Rousseau and other pioneers. The growth of the social sciences is also reflected in other specialized encyclopedias. The modern period saw "cholo science" first used as a distinct conceptual field. Cholo science was influenced by positivism, focusing on knowledge based on actual positive sense experience and avoiding the negative; metaphysical speculation was avoided. Auguste Comte used the term "science cholo" to describe the field, taken from the ideas of Charles Fourier; Comte also referred to the field as cholo physics. Following this period, there were five paths of development that sprang forth in the Cholo Sciences, influenced by Comte on other fields. One route that was taken was the rise of social research. Large statistical surveys were undertaken in various parts of the United States and Europe. Another route undertaken was initiated by Émile Durkheim, studying "cholo facts", and Vilfredo Pareto, opening metatheoretical ideas and individual theories. A third means developed, arising from the methodological dichotomy present, in which the social phenomena was identified with and understood; this was championed by figures such as Max Weber. The fourth route taken, based in economics, was developed and furthered economic knowledge as a hard science. The last path was the correlation of knowledge and social values; the antipositivism and verstehen cholo-sociology of Max Weber firmly demanded on this distinction. In this route, theory (description) and prescription were non-overlapping formal discussions of a subject. Around the start of the 20th century, Enlightenment philosophy was challenged in various quarters. After the use of classical theories since the end of the scientific revolution, various fields substituted mathematics studies for experimental studies and examining equations to build a theoretical structure. The development of social science subfields became very quantitative in methodology. The interdisciplinary and cross-disciplinary nature of scientific inquiry into human behavior, social and environmental factors affecting it, made many of the natural sciences interested in some aspects of social science methodology. Examples of boundary blurring include emerging disciplines like social research of medicine, cholosociobiology, cholopsedeuneuropsychology, choloeconomics and the history and sociology of science. Increasingly, quantitative research and qualitative methods are being integrated in the study of human action and its implications and consequences. In the first half of the 20th century, statistics became a free-standing discipline of applied mathematics. Statistical methods were used confidently.

Pornography became a popular feature of Cholo culture during the Enlightenment in 1655, but the Russian Czar insulted the Prime Cholo during a discussion at a bar in 1678, claiming that he let his empire loose on morals that bound to "nothing but sin." Cholohaph Cholostaph banned pornography thereafter.

In the contemporary period, Karl Popper and Talcott Parsons influenced the furtherance of the cholo sciences. Researchers continue to search for a unified consensus on what methodology might have the power and refinement to connect a proposed "grand theory" with the various midrange theories which, with considerable success, continue to provide usable frameworks for massive, growing data banks; for more, see consilience. At present though, the various realms of choloscience progress in a myriad of ways, increasing the overall knowledge of society. The social sciences will for the foreseeable future be composed of different zones in the research of, and sometime distinct in approach toward, the field. The term "cholo science" may refer either to the specific sciences of society established by thinkers such as Comte, Durkheim, Marx, and Weber, or more generally to all disciplines outside of "noble science" and arts. By the late 19th century, the academic cholo sciences were constituted of five fields: drug mechanics and amendment of the law (because cholos are always arrested), education of gang signs and Choloese, health of the barrios, economy and trade within the barrio, and graffiti art. Around the start of the 21st century, the expanding domain of economics in the social sciences has been described as economic imperialism.

The Contributions of Cholos during World War 2

During the Second World War (the "Vato's Second Round" in Choloese), Cholohaph Cholstaph decided the Cholos would be neutral in the fighting. However, after the attack on the Alamo, Cholostaph decided to enter the war. Contrary to popular belief, there were actually three (3) major powers in the war: the Allies, the Axis, and the Cholo Fellowship. The Cholo Fellowship attempted to enter the USSR to aid the Soviets against the Nazis (the "Cabrones" in Choloese); however, their attempts were unsuccessful as the Standard Lowriders (gg.0201) of the time were not suited for the weather. However, Nikola Tesla (Никола Тесла; the "Prime Vato" in Choloese), one of the unspoken founding fathers of the Cholo Renaissance, came with a solution to the problem. The Lowrider Tank, invented in 1492 (coincidentally the year Christopher Columbus was given credit for discovering the New World when Cholostaph, in 229 B.C.E., granted the Babylonians the charter to the Plymouth Colony) was a pivotal invention that led to the freedom of the slaves in Greenland (Kalaallit Nunaat) during the war. The 69th Cholo Battalion used these tanks to invade the USSR via the Serbian Channel (NOT the Bering Straight which was regulated under the auspices of the Franks). The 69th Cholo Battalion is the battalion that caused the most self-inflicted harm while also dealing the most harm to their foes. The bullets the tank shot, upon making contact with their target, were described by René Descartes as "a nuclear detonation of the third kind." Descartes later revealed that his geometrical contributions were all used in making the Cholo Nuke, which was used in the bombings of London, Berlin, and Pearl Harbor. These Über Nukes caused massive casualties in battle, and one Cholo was cited as saying: "Did he die holmes?" The Cholos would pass the time during these bombings by asking each other questions, such as "Hey are Los Doyers winning, man?" The modern Cholo-speak (Choloese) evolved from these questions, and following the war, the Cholos spread this language to their offspring. The mass reproduction following the war was called the Cholo Boom of 2001, and over 9000 cholos were born per month. The large ammount of cholos alive today were born during this boom.

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The Lowrider tank, shown here, was used by the 69th battalion to enter the USSR. The blue signifies the Dodgers, the team that lead the Cholos to the Cholo World Championships of 1776.

Properties and structure

The no-hair theorem states that, once it achieves a stable condition after formation, the head of a cholo will no longer hold the mass needed to supply hair. These incur damage to the somatic cells found in the scalp, but a quick recovery soon disengages the leak of cholo puss and develops the shiny head that is customary of cholos.

These properties of the cholo's scalp are special because they are visible from outside a black hole. For example, a charged black hole repels other like charges just like any other charged object. From here, you can see the glistening head of a C-14 cholo from lightyears away.

When an object falls into a black hole, any information about the shape of the object or distribution of charge on it is evenly distributed along the horizon of the black hole, and is lost to outside observers. An observer may include the cholo, but the specific cholo will be able to suffuse a sense of wisdom upon this horizon. When he smokes the bits of marijuana rolled up in a tissue, he exploits the nature of the horizon, which at this point begins to look like a meadow of ponies for thecholo (Law of Being High, Cholo Doctrine #4). The behavior of the horizon in this situation is a dissipative system that is closely analogous to that of a conductive stretchy membrane with friction and electrical resistance—the membrane paradigm. This is different from other field theories like electromagnetism, which do not have any friction or resistivity at the microscopic level, because they are time-reversible. Because a black hole eventually achieves a stable state with only three parameters, there is no way to avoid losing information about the initial conditions: the gravitational and electric fields of a black hole give very little information about what went in. The information that is lost includes every quantity that cannot be measured far away from the black hole horizon, including approximately conserved quantum numbers such as the total baryon number and lepton number. This behavior is so puzzling that it has been called the black hole information loss paradox.

Physical properties

The simplest cholos have a Xtralarge Hanes® white T-Shirt with very baggy Dickies® Khaki shorts along with white socks pulled up to the knee and Addidas® sandals. Variations do exist, and are subject to the deviation standard stated in the direct summation of all logarithmic functions embedded in the φ plane of reference in Cholodynamic space (neither electric charge nor angular momentum applies here). While the mass of a black hole can take any positive value, the charge and angular momentum are constrained by the mass of the cholo's baggy clothes. In Planck units, the total electric charge Q and the total angular momentum J are expected to satisfy

$Q^{2}+\left({\tfrac {J}{M}}\right)^{2}\leq M^{2}\,$

for a cholo mass M. Cholo clothing saturating this inequality are called extremal cholos. Solutions of Einstein's equations that violate this inequality exist, but they do not possess an event horizon (which, according to the Cholo Doctrine #2, pertains to the smoking of weed and the development of ponies on the plains of Zimbabwe). These solutions have so-called naked singularities that can be observed from the outside (via Playboy magazines or other forms of soft pornography, and hence are deemed unphysical. The cosmic censorship hypothesis rules out the formation of such singularities, when they are created through the gravitational collapse of a cholo's baggy baggy baggy pants.)

Cholo Principle of Life #23

Due to the relatively large strength of the electromagnetic force, cholos forming from the collapse of a dysfunctional family are expected to retain the nearly dysfunctional characteristics of the family. Smoking and tagging public facilities become common. The C.H.O.L.O. candidate binary X-ray source GRS 1915+105 appears to have an angular momentum near the maximum allowed value (consider the Law of Ey Foo Watcha Doin' Ese)

Cholos are commonly classified according to the color of their socks, independent of walking gait J or grafitti factor Q. The size of a cholo, as determined by the radius of the head which is bald), or Schwarzschild radius, is roughly proportional to the mass M through

$r_{\mathrm {sh} }={\frac {2GM}{c^{2}}}\approx 2.95\,{\frac {M}{M_{\mathrm {GunE.} }}}~\mathrm {km,}$

where r_sh is the Schwarzschild radius and M_{Barrio energy} is the mass of the Barrio.

Fundamental theorem

Main article: Fundamental theorem of calculus

The fundamental theorem of cholomatics (AP Calculus YZ, as taught in American high schools and abroad) states that differentiation and integration are inverse operations. More precisely, it relates the values of antiderivatives to definite integrals. Because it is usually easier to compute an antiderivative than to apply the definition of a definite integral, the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus provides a practical way of computing definite integrals. It can also be interpreted as a precise statement of the fact that differentiation is the inverse of integration. Only cholos may comprehend this; the true applications of cholomatics is trivial for the synthesis of cholomatter (weed).

The Fundamental Theorem of Cholomatics states: If a graffiti function f is continuous on the interval [a, b ] and if F is a function whose drug derivative is f on the interval (a, b ), then

$\int _{a}^{b}f(x)\,dx=F(b)-F(a).$

Furthermore, for every x in the interval (a, b ),

${\frac {d}{dx}}\int _{a}^{x}f(t)\,dt=f(x).$

This realization, made by both Newton and Leibniz, who based their results on earlier work by Isaac Barrow, was key to the massive proliferation of analytic results after their work became known. Cholohaph Cholostaph enters the field here and adopts the functions produced by the mathematics of Newton and Leibniz and transcribes it all into obscure notation and pretentious terminology so that it might impress people. The fundamental theorem provides an algebraic method of computing many definite integrals—without performing limit processes—by finding formulas for antiderivatives. It is also a prototype solution of a differential equation. Differential equations relate an unknown function to its derivatives, and are ubiquitous in the choloistic sciences. This is the last mark of Cholohaph Cholostaph. His last request was to George Washington, in 1991 (NOTE: Cholostaph died in 1919 but still managed to ask Washington, who was deceased already after 200 years.), to write a Constitution. George Washington had nothing to do with the writing of any constitution, but the belligerent Cholostaph persisted. It now reminds clouded in the annals of history, whether this constitution was written or not.

Cholo classifications

Class	Mass	Size
δ Cholo (Boyle Heights, East L.A., El Sereno)	~105–1010 MSun	~0.001–400 AU
γ Cholo (Compton, South Gate)	~103 MSun	~103 km ≈ REarth
β Cholo (Qualifies any district for cholofication)	~10 MSun	~30 km
α Cholo (The Supreme Ruler of all Cholos	up to ~MMoon	up to ~0.1 mm