Part of the glorious 50 Cent Army
| Their Imperial-Royal-Ducal-Schukal Majesty Is currently: Posting propaganda online | |
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| — Wikipedian — | |
 Contrary to popular belief online, I am actually the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler. | |
| Name | Theodore |
| Born | William Octavius von Augustberg-Schweibenhamken Cowboyland, Burgerland |
| Gender | Yes |
| Pronouns | she/they/him |
| Nationality | Freedom Loving Patriot |
| Country |  United States |
| Current location | 50km from your location and rapidly approaching. |
| Languages | Barbaric excuse for a Germanic language |
| Time zone | The Superior Time Zone |
| Current time | Current time for UTC-6 is 13:09 |
| Ethnicity | Prussian-German ethnicity |
| Race | Aryan Nordic Hyperborean |
| Height | 6'5" (very healthy. very Aryan) |
| Hair | Blond |
| Eyes | Blue. Also very Aryan |
| Handedness | right handed. Very Aryan! |
| Sexuality |
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| Alignment | Chaotic |
| Hobbies, favourites and beliefs | |
| Politics | iPhone stealerism |
| Other | |
| Date of my inevitable spontaneous combustion | August 5th, 2024 |