I am a 16-year old Catholic and moderate Democrat, although I strongly and painfully disagree with my party on a few crucial issues *cough*abortion*cough*

This user is a native of the U.S. State of Texas.
teenThis user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
This user is single.
This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.Existent
This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.
This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.
This user is Roman Catholic.
This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.
GodThis user believes in God.
This user enjoys reading almost anything.
This user aspires to be a physician.
This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!
This user is right-handed.
This user has blue eyes.


This user respects women and rejects any violence against women.
This user is interested in politics.
This user enjoys writing.
This user does not smoke.
This user spends most of his free time thinking.
This user admires all expressions of nature.
GreenThis user loves the color green.
DThis user reads Dilbert.
C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.
PBSThis user pledged Zeeba Zeeba Eata.
Don This user's favorite Ninja Turtle is Donatello.
This user is a Marxist of the Groucho variety.
The Good In this world, there's two kinds of users: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
STAR WARSThis user is a Star Wars fan.
This user supports the
Galactic Empire.
STAR WARSThis user would shoot Greedo first.
This user is a male.
YThis user is a member of
Generation Y.
broThis user has an older brother.
This user wishes they had a girlfriend.
hs
This user is a high school student.
enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
00:00This user uses 24-hour time.
This user is an omnivore.
This user is a chocoholic.
Jr.This user knows they eat Junior Mints in heaven.
This user's favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip.
This user bleeds hot chocolate.
CokeThis user likes to drink Coke on occasion.
This user will eat Green Eggs and Ham for Easter dinner but not on Fridays in Lent, or Ash Wednesday.
This user is interested in the life and times of Napoleon.
This user likes Davy Crockett.
This user is interested in
the history of the United States.
DemThis user is a Democrat.
This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is RememberGolgotha.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Windows Vista.
This user has a keen interest in mathematics.
met?This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.
This user loves problem solving.
This user plays the cello.
This user plays the piano.
This user likes most types of music.
Eagle Nebula This user is interested in astronomy.
~(p&~p)This user studies the concept of logic.
This user has a keen interest in physics.
This user identifies as a centrist.
This user wants to stop
global warming.
This user opposes the use of capital punishment.


This user believes that life begins at conception
Life This user is Pro-Life
"Mission Accomplished"This user knows today is the 7664th day since the declaration of Mission Accomplished in Iraq.
Cannabis prohibited signThis user is drug-free.
viva This user supports the Consistent Life Ethic.
This user believes that
life is good.
This user advocates democracy.
The TARDIS, from Doctor WhoThis user is a Doctor Who fan.
TCRThis user knows the population of elephants has tripled in the past six months.
This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
ENDThis user has no more userboxes.